ColonelKuehl1 514 Share Posted May 6 Following the recent acquisition by the demonic hordes of Hexicanium the Grub bucket is now under the control of the Warlock Chef Tezellionuth. It shall henceforth be called the Gut-Bucket, and our brand new menu will be available for your tasting pleasure! To all dark forces: Try our new Idiot Sandwich, with authentic toasted idiot brains stuffed between two loaves of bread, cultivated and flavored with the blood of my enemies! Enjoy Malflame grilled descendants and other local Mozstrimoza delicacies imported to Koyo-Kuni for all of your grub centric needs! Partake in our delectable fusion of Oyashiman and Demon culture with delights such as Spleen Sashimi! Come to the Gut Bucket the first of our chain to linger within the mortal realms under the banner of Hells Kitchen! Udax of the Azulytes Head Chef of the Gut Bucket 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greehn 1926 Share Posted May 6 To those that resided in Mul'naar, all that could be heard throughout the day were various screams of agony, thrashing, and general sounds of anger. A certain Volk seemed to be very unhappy with the new infernal ownership of his favourite franchise. 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
squakhawk 8480 Share Posted May 6 Within Mul'naar did Sand pour another drink in remembrance. He'd rubbed his head from a throbbing headache, withdrawl from his favourite franchise. He'd only eaten there once, and afterward, nothing was the same. He stated, while melancholy, in rumination about how his favorite food place was now gone. "Everything since then has just been one big disappointment." 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lojo613 1481 Share Posted May 6 (edited) TO THE IMPERIALIST YOKAI-DOGS FROM THE GRUBBERMENT IN EXILE: THE GRUB-BUCKET WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU FOR DINNER! "To struggle is righteous. A people who are without the means to live peacefully shall wage tireless war to achieve them!" -Shugo Kato 'Uncle O' Oijin Edited May 6 by Lojo613 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle 2876 Share Posted May 6 "NOOOOO! NOT MY FAVORITE CHICKEN!" cried the Princess of Númenost. "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN DEMONIZED!" Eriantiel ripped the missive into shreds, devastated by the news. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wowj 2927 Share Posted May 6 "RIP AND TEAR FOR THE GRUB BUCKET" Takemura screamed 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crwys 28 Share Posted May 6 A poet of Númendil rubs his right arm, which has a faint, burn-like scar weaving around it. He finds a discarded notice for the newly-reopened "Gut Bucket" in the grasses on the outskirts of Koyokuni. As he picks it up, he gags a little as he reads it. "I...to atwind from the headsborough...to get out with my life...most of it...that hellwight goaded me into eating...eating...." Trailing off, unable to finish his sentence, the distraught wanderer rips the notice to shreds, a fist clenched around the haft of his war spear. Within, a boiling frenzy. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenVader 29 Share Posted May 6 - The green skin uruk clasps his hands together with a sinister grin"FINALLY SOMETHING I'M GOOD AT! I BETTER PUT IN MY RESUME!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drdobetter 122 Share Posted May 6 "I mean.. The menus pretty solid." A Waffle Castle employee murmers as he contemplates taking up a third job 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
salamanderfantasy 701 Share Posted May 6 "At least the menu is staying the same." Says. . . . .someone. Random One-Time Patron of the Grub Hut #72892, most likely. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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