Universal Warclaim On Gronkkston

[Lago 2572]

Looking over the parapet, he gazes towards Gronkkston. "Be ready men," he says to his followers. "Orcs cannot surpress their desire to raid for long. One day, they will come out to "forage," leaving their city undefended. And then we shall strike."

Attacking Side: Any members of Malinor, Adunia, Halkflings, Telemar, Hurundul, Haelunor, any villainous party, Salvus, either united or separately. Listed parties may or may not appear but are made able to by this warclaim.
Defending Side: Gronnkston
Time: Saturday 5th October 2013 4 EST

 

Opportunistic pillage of Gronkkston by any target of an orc raid or any villainous party when it is left undefended by orcish warband attacking all other settlements.
 

 

Terms:

No golden apples.

No skyfish.

No crying.

No cybering.

No pugsying.

No one day orcs.

 

[Mingpow321 285]

You forgot no cryfish.

[Lago 2572]

Please god can Telanir code Cryfish in... XD

[monkeypoacher 8055]

*"The Steely" slips among the rather large attack force, ready to join in on the pillaging and plunderating.*

[Knox213 10]

*pukes when he hears Adunia is involved before shouting*

"REMOVE ADUNIA!"

[Heff 2460]

A group of little halflings continue their snowball fight, not caring for a war.

[CommunistSpy 441]

Nelo Thilling glances up from his burrow, hearing some commotion outside. He huffs, mumbling curses as he rises to his feet, opening his door. A flier is posted to the notice board outside, and he waddles over to read it.

 

Foineleh....

 

He exclaims, a devious grin forming on his face.

 

Mah toime 'as come!

 

He retreats back into his burrow, taking short steps to his fireplace. Above the crackling fireplace is a worn but sturdy shovel. The shovel head is dented and partially chipped, and many marks and nicks lace the wooden shaft. His tiny halfling hands grasp it, and he brings it down. It's name, etched into the wood, fills him with courage and hope.

 

Hope that he too may defend his people, and bring glory and honor to the Thilling family.

 

He takes the Peacemaker ™ and exits his home, preparing for war.

[Aislin 4354]

I don't think I can guarantee "no one day Orcs", but sure.

[Lago 2572]

I just copied the other warclaim and turned it the other way up. If you look at it for long enough all the text turns upside down.

[VonAulus 2082]

Grool facepalms at the the copy cat.

[ĔṀĔŔĨĨČĶ 519]

Kaelys nods in approval, intending to join in the battle.

[_pok_ 1768]

Thinks for a moment in his head, which thinks in common

"Well if they all attack gronkkston, while we attack all of them don't they just leave all their settlements open? So they can sack Gronkkston, we still have the Trog plus we get to raid like 5 settlements. Ha."

[Dreek 1633]

Dreek thinks

"This is a perfect way to gain a favor from the orcs. Heur dur".

[brotherpig123 38]

When Durak hears the news about the counter-raid, he exclaims to himself while in the public pool, "Stuuped Pinkiez."

 

(And what does 4 EST mean?)

[lιoɴ 248]

Glonkk isn't a one day orc. Glonkk is a proper orc. Glonkk will attempt to be there, but Glonkk has very bad at sense of direction and might get lost.