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A CALL FOR ADVENTURE 23rd of Sun’s Smile 140 Sa [!] The Golden Bastards taking a break after their latest discovery [!] All across Aevos, in taverns, and on notice boards a missive had been left. The missives themselves would be quite to the point and read as follows; Hello there fellow adventurers, explorers and warriors! Are you looking for some excitement or perhaps simply some companionship? Well the Golden Bastards are recruiting! Now you might wonder what are these ‘Golden Bastards’. We are a group of adventurous people who wish to experience the thrill of exploring , discovering strange mysteries and fight together! Would this be something you would be interested in? Please send a bird to Davli Goldhand (Count_Dutchula) and we will meet you in a tavern of your choice! [!] At the bottom of the missive a strange wax emblem had been imbedded into the paper.

Was busy working in his keep within the Verdant Glade when a courier delivered news of Torsun's death to him. After giving the Courier a handsome tip he told them to leave him as he grumbled quietly. "Eh soh anotheh True Goldhand enters dah great auction. Meh dah Braths bid fierceleh fer yer companeh lad." Gently putting down the missive upon a nearby table he shook his head before continuing with his day.

The Greenstone Accord The signatories, the lord of the Verdant glade and the Iron Uzg hereby agree to honour a contract under the following terms. The lord of the Verdant glade will provide the following to the Horde: Assistance keeping the lands surrounding the keep safe. Assistance in combating any natural, voidal or otherwise hostile threats to the land and its people. Ale , mead and other produce for the Tavern of the capital. The People of the Verdant glade will receive from the horde the Following in return: The Dwarven keep, which they will be allowed to restore and settle, as well as the lands surrounding it. The right to worship whatever religion they want to. To enforce the law as they see fit Exemption from taxes Exemption from any form of Fealty or Loyalty towards the horde, a healthy relation of respect will be maintained. Exemption from any form of military assistance to the horde during any descendant conflicts Signed by, Lord Davli of the Golden Path, Lord of Greenstone keep, Master of the Verdant Glade, Heir to the Endless hoard. Ar-Borok of clan Akaal, Rex of the Horde

[!] All across Almaris, invites had been posted on message boards and in aviaries. A New Awakening. It is the great honour of the Lord of Greenstone keep and The Verdant Glade to announce a grand celebration to celebrate the completion of the keep. The festivities will be held on Malin's Welcome and will include things like: A drinking competition An armwrestling contest A singing contest, may the best bard win. And much, much more! The festivities will be for everyone willing to attend, The Verdant Glade maintains a strict policy of neutrality and as such guests are expected to simply enjoy the festivities. Personal Invites Her Highness, Lenora Jusmia , Monarch of The United Domain of Vortice. His Highness, Gusiam Jusmia, Monarch-Consort of the united Domain of Vortice. His Highness, Casimir Vilchyc, Piast of Vistulian Clandom Grand King of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan. His Majesty, Bakir Ireheart. His Grace, Duke of the Dual Duchies of Redclyf-Rozania, Björn Ragnarrsson Mösu. His Grace, Grand Duke of Balian, John Casimir Lord Vladrick Aurelian Novellen-Huntshill Borok’akaal, Rex of Krugmar His Lordship, Lord Cagliostro Countess-Consort of Aquilae, Head Medic of Balian, Her Ladyship Dame Diana neé d’Azor-Vuiller His Lordship, Baronet of Westfall, Cesar Alejandro Peter Komnenos His Lordship, The Baron of Renduzzo, Draco Darkwood Mister Athonir Silva Mister Lampros Miss Vanessa Silverhand Mister Khel Vindralas Miss Zyn’ira Terin Mister Viktor Snow Master Dwarf, Urist Ireheart The Trade Prince of Akueli, Torsun Goldhand Master Dwarf, Zurghamli Goldhand His Lordship, Lord Norli Starbreaker Her Ladyship, Dame Tavisha var Ruthern His Lordship, Lord Alaric Grimgold All surviving expeditionaries of the attenlund expedition Formal invite to all citizens of major nations: The Iron Uzg and all its citizens. The United Domain of Vortice and all its citizens. The Grand Kingdom of Urguan and all its citizens. The Grand Duchy of Balian and all its citizens. The Principality of Celia'nor and all its citizens. The Vale of Nevaehlen and all its citizens. The Tradeport of Akueli and all its citizens. The Dual Duchy of Redclyf-Rozania and all its citizens. The Clandom of Vistulia and all its citizens. I hope to see many of you at the festivities to celebrate and enjoy ourselves free of war and conflict. With warm regards, Lord Davli of the Golden Path, Lord of Greenstone Keep, Master of The Verdant Glade, heir to the endless hoard, Follower of the Golden Path. [OOC] The grand opening will be held on the 4th of August and start at 3pm EST. Coords to the keep are -2215 85 -782. (A road leading towards the keep is still in the works, just follow the coordinates. If I'm able in time I will provide a map screenshot.) [The wax seal of the Lord of Greenstone could be seen below.]

IGN: Count_Dutchula RP Name: Davli Of the Golden Path Merchant or Guard: Goldhand What kind of goods do you bring with you to our caravan?: - Dozens of different sorts of drinks - A vast assortment of various rp foods, soups and candies! - Cigars and various addictive substances! - hunting gear! - Various medical equipment - Masterfully crafted weapons! - Books on all sorts of subjects - Salves and potions! - Backpacks , quills and many many more! - Items of great value and rarity upon request. Do you accept the requirement of attending at least one caravan expedition a week? (Thurs/Mon): When i can make it yes. Do you have any rare goods to bring to the caravan?: I bring a literal boatload of shit.

Hidden deep underground in a secret vault the young Goldhand shook his head "Ef onleh dah wud 'ave been 'round tae lead es. Ah well. Ah re-enlested en dah legion fer ah reason after all et appears"

[A large number of messengers spread across all of Almaris carrying large leather bags full of sealed pieces of parchment which they handed to everyone they came across. The piece of parchment were simple and without any unnecessary decorations except for a large wax seal. ] The letter reads as follows : My name is Davli Goldhand, many of you may know me and yet more of you will know my father Dorumnir Goldhand. Many of you may already have heard or have had their suspicions. It is with a heavy heart that i confirm them. Dorumnir Goldhand, Saviour of the Goldhand clan has left our midst. I simply wish to give everyone an opportunity to say goodbye to my father, even though there be no body we will celebrate his legacy and preserve his memory. All are invited to come to the Goldhand manor located at the port of Tor'shorvath and remember my father as they see fit. May the Braths guide your path. [OOC 2:30 pm Est at the Goldhand manor. Coords : XYZ 1195, 163, 1854]

A courier made his ways to the crossroads, looking all around before leaving a waxsealed piece of parchments upon a nearby boulder. Once opened one would see a richly decorated piece of parchment adorned with golden letters. Greeten's Let me first introduce myself. I am Davli goldhand, explorer and gatherer of knowledge. I would like to arrange a meeting with you at the Waystone tavern to discuss a possible exchange of knowledge. With regards, Davli Goldhand The letter had been sealed by a waxseal. [OOC This is not common knowledge, only the person this is addressed to can know its contents]

A certain dwed would snort loudly as the missive was delivered to him in the golden hall.

IGN : Count_Dutchula RP NAME : Davli Goldhand AGE : 43 Activity REQUIREMENT : (Clan List) CANDIDATE : Alaric Grimgold

IGN : Count_Dutchula RP NAME : Davli Goldhand Age : 30 Activity requirement : Clan goldhand, legion Candidate : Dorumnir Goldhand

Okay, honestly. Please tell me this is just a rep farm. I honestly can't wrap my around the fact that people keep trying this when they know the response they are gonna get.

A richly decorated roll of parchment would be delivered to the Clan hall of Elder clan Goldhand. A blue ribbon had been tied around the roll of parchment, sealing it. Upon the outside of the parchment had been written “Fer dah elder clan Goldhand setuated en dah dwarven cetteh ef Kal’Darakaan! Frem Davli Goldhand” 26 yeah ef dah second age 5th ef dah deep cold One would inmediately notice that this letter was quite different from the others. There were no fancy drawings nor was it a long letter for that matter. Additionally the writing seemed somewhat rushed. Dear mah, pah , sesteh eh brotheh, Ah tenk ef yah all evereh deh en ah ‚ope ah well be able tae seeh yeh all ‘gain. Buh efnaeh well er… The inkt would be smeared across something he had written” Well tell sun! Er euh ah luv all ef yeh! En yeh boie! yer son eh brotheh Davli! A second note had been included, unlike the other notes this one had been sealed by a wax seal with the Goldhand symbol on it. Fer Dorumnir goldhand only. The note was short but to the point. Dah. Shet esnae goin’ well. Weh ahe bein’ ignored ah disrespected boi dah haenseni. Der es enfoighten’ en dah demons seem tae beh learnen…. Ah need yeh tae settle meh affaihs ef ah dunnae return. Ah trus’ ah can coun’ on yeh fer dah. Ah wan’ ‘alf tae goh tae dah clan eh dah otheh half tae hana. Yer son, Davli. ... Tenk yeh fer evereh'ten' dah. A small leather pouch with some pepper in it had been attached to the letter. Lastly a small note with a singular H drawn upon it was included. Dear, hana. Des esnae easeh. Et’s goin’ tae shoite. Soh well ah luv yah en eh ‘’ope ah can seeh yah ‘gain. Efnae ah ‘ave enstructed fatheh dah yeh shud receive ‘alf of wah ah own. Hopefelleh till soon. Davli A large golden oakleaf with a large and fancy looking capital D in the center had been drawn here

A richly decorated roll of parchment would be delivered to the Clan hall of Elder clan Goldhand. A blue ribbon had been tied around the roll of parchment, sealing it. Upon the outside of the parchment had been written “Fer dah elder clan Goldhand setuated en dah dwarven cetteh ef Kal’Darakaan! Frem Davli Goldhand” 24 yeah ef dah second age 2nd ef dah deep cold ‘Lloh evereh’un. Ahm ‘fraid dah des toime meh news es nae as gud as dah las’ toime. Weh ‘ave been attacked multepel toimes boi strange moind controllen’ plan’s dah use dead people eh anemals. Et got pretteh bad eh weh suffered ah loh ef wunded wen dey besieged er camp. Luckeleh ah managed alon’ wef sem othehs tae convence dah grup tae flee eh weh ‘ave made ah new camp naeh dah troll vellage. Dear mah, Dah Brotheh eh sestah, Ahm stell alloive soh dah es gud ah tenk, goh koinda close ah few toimes tae. Mah face eh rebs goh pretteh smashed ep buh et’s healed pretteh gud ah tenk. Ah ‘ope yah all beh doin’ a’iote eh wud luv tae ‘ear wah ‘as been goin’ on oveh dehe! Please gef Damona mah tenks fer dah beautefel drawen’! Alsoh tenks mah fer yer ‘erbs! Brotheh ah 'ope yer recovereh es goin' well en ah cannae wait tae seeh yeh 'gain! En euh dah koinda beh et ah guess. Greeten’s frem davli! A quite elaborate set of scales had been drawn underneath the message. Strangely enough a separate note had been included within the large roll of parchment. It had been folded into a small square and had something written on the outside. “Fer Dorumnir goldhand, meh dahs oies onleh.” The note read as follows. Hai dah ah wrote des en ah separate note cause ah dunnae wan’ tae worreh mah tae mech buh ah feah weh ahe gonnae beh knee deep en shoite pretteh sun. Soh basseceleh ah need bloodeh ‘elp ‘ere. Mabeh uncle en es lads wud be ep fer et. Anehweh dem undead ten’s beh nae fah b’hoind eh dah deccesions bein’ made ahe stuped. Even feh umrehs eh elguhs. Soh aneh suppor’ yah could send mah weh wud beh appreciated. Ahm sorreh tae ask yeh fer elp dah buh ah wudnae ask unless ah need et. Davli, Underneath the note a series of specifications and details had been written down, this included things like the camps location and current supply situation. Deah hana! Ah ‘ope yeh beh doin’ well! Ets euh verreh strange ‘ere! En euh ets koinda dangerous. Soh ehm. Ah ‘ope ah seeh yah again. Steh safe hana. Kevin es stell as cute as evah loike you! Buh euh ah yes 'ope ah servoive tae seeh yah 'gain... anehweh! Steh safe en euh luv yah! Yer davli. A Very detailed sketch of a darkskinned dwarf girl was drawn here. Soh! Dah beh all 'gain! Ah 'ope yeh all beh safe eh steh safe! Seeh yeh all sun! Booiieeee! Greeten's frem davli! A large golden oakleaf with a large and fancy looking capital D in the center had been drawn here

A richly decorated roll of parchment would be delivered to the Clan hall of Elder clan Goldhand. A blue ribbon had been tied around the roll of parchment, sealing it. Upon the outside of the parchment had been written “Fer dah elder clan Goldhand setuated en dah dwarven cetteh ef Kal’Darakaan! Frem Davli Goldhand” 23rd year ef dah second age 3rd ef dah fers’ seed. ‘Lloh evereh’un ! Ets meh davleh! Soh euh! Fers’leh ah realleh mes yeh all en ah ‘ope yeh all beh well! Et’s been qoite deffecul’ oveh ‘ere, buh weh beh doin’ a’iote. Weh ‘ave made frien’s wif dah troll chief! Es name es Kaz’yem en euh er es qoite noice! Weh ‚ave alsoh fough‘ ah goian‘ crab en ah scahed aweh ah kelpeh! En well weh alsoh koinda hanged ah crazeh ladeh! Soh yeh ah beh doin’ foine ah tenk. Ah yes realleh mess ‘ome buh otheh den dah aim foine! Now dah yeh all ‘ave been updated ah ‘ave sem ten’s tae seh tae various people soh luk fer yer name! A small sketch of mica goldhand had been drawn here. Dear mah! Euh et’s koinda scareh ‘ere buh ah beh a’iote. Ah ded alreadeh use dah beg cause well ah cannon koinda exploded buh yeh ah ‘elped people! Soh euh well ah luv yah mah eh seeh yah sun! Alsoh seh hi tae Damona fer meh! Eh er esnae dead alreadeh seh ‘Lloh tae Joseph fer meh! Luv yah! Davli! Something had been scribbled underneath the Message Ah cud use sem mohe medical ten’s! A small set of scales had been drawn above the message Dear Dah! Ah ‘ope bussenes beh goin’ well! Et probableh ess wif dah war eh all. Oveh ‘ere ah beh doin’ gud bussenes soh dah es pretteh cool! Ah ‚ope yeh beh doin‘ a’iote en Euh! Ah scared ah Kelpeh aweh! Oh eh alsoh dah, et beh koinda dangerous ‘ere en eh ah need ah ‘elmet! Oh befohe ah forgeh! Ef sum’un es mean tae hana! Pleas smash der ‘eads! Ah wud alsoh realleh ‘preciate ah update fer wah ‘as been goin’ on en dah citteh en dah contenen’! Oh en alsoh mabeh sem loike wud eh ten’s! Wud beh koindah handeh! Luv yah! Davli! A small sketch of Hana starbreaker had been drawn here Mah deah Hana, ‘Lloh Hana! Ah realleh realleh mess yah! Soh euh, please wroite back! En euh ah ‘ave worn dah amulet yeh gave meh all dah toime! Eh kevin is roite nex‘ tae meh! Ah realleh realleh ‘ope yer safe buh euh ef nae ah asked dah tae smash sem ‘eads en tae make yah safe! Luv yah loike ah thousan’ toimes! Davli! A lot of hearts, pug faces and hammers had been drawn underneath the message A small set of scales had been drawn here ‘Lloh Brotheh! Ah realleh mes yah en euh beh koinda sad yer naeh ‘ere buh well aim stell ‘loive soh ah beh foine ah guess. Ah ‘ope yer beh alsoh ‘loive ‘gain buh well ah promess yah tae bren’ lot’s ef pretteh eh shoineh ten’s back fer yah! En yeh need tae beh cahefell a’iote! Alsoh ah alreadeh asked dah buh ef aneh’un as mean tae Hana! Stab dem loike verreh maneh toimes! Oh alsoh! Ef yeh goh aneh loike weapons er crossbows dem wud beh realleh andeh tae ave ‘ere! Greeten’s frem Davli!! A small mask of dungrim had been drawn here ‘Lloh Uncle eh aunt! Tenk yeh verreh mech fer all dah ten’s yeh gave meh! Dey beh doin’ verreh well oveh ‘ere! En der beh verreh cull ten’s oveh ‘ere soh ah well sureleh bren‘ sum’ten‘ back fer yeh all! Steh safe oveh dehe! Greeten’s frem Davli! Soh dah beh all dah ten’s ah wanted tae seh! Steh safe evereh’un! Boieeee! A large golden oakleaf with a large and fancy looking capital D in the center had been drawn here

Davli Goldhand sighed deeply as he ran from place to place preparing for the grand expedition he was to embark on when he found a copy of the missive "Efcohse wen ah euh goh 'weh! Den dey gonnae stab lobstehs! Ah well mabeh dah wah well stell beh goin' on wen ah come back! "The boy remarked returning to his preparations Somewhere in this realm or the next a familiar grumbling could be heard loud and clear as The late doctor Darrindrabor went on about cowardly medics and shoiteh orenian incompetence in medicine, also something about bringing the axe.

The now departed Dr. Darinndrabor laughed heartily "Bloodeh umrehs alwehs complainen'"

Davli Goldhand would be seen running around the streets of the various cities and towns of Almaris, any passerby's would have a copy of the invitiation pushed into their faces. "Come tae dah temple kessen'! Mah eh dah gonna Kes en dah temple! Yah shud realleeh come tae et! Ets gonnae beh suppeh duppeh cul!" The young dwedki would shout full of enthusiasm and excitement. Darrindrabor would come upon a copy of the invitation which had been nailed to the message board. A proud smile, accompanied by a single ghostly tear that inmeddiately dissapeared could be seen. "Das meh lasseh a'iote" He muttered before vanishing once more into thin air.

Darinndrabor, the specter smiled proudly as he looked down upon his daughter and prodigy. "Dah beh fokken' 'roite, Bloodeh show em lass." He remarked before once more fading into nothingness.

DR. Darinndrabor An eternally lost soul. Darinn was brought into this world with a void. He did not know who he was where he should go or where he belonged. He wandered endlessly and never truly arrived. And this feeling of being lost truly blinded him. It was not that he lacked ambition or did not achieve anything. The young dwarf quickly became a military officer in the dwarven legion, he became the surgeon general of haense and later created the guild known as Healuroz Barimmar. In addition the dwarf was a veteran of many wars and shocking events. The Dwarven throne room bombing chief among them No matter how much he achieved however this void always remained. As time passed, luck turned against the dwarf. His son went missing. His wife went missing, then came back and left him. His life's works were taken from him due to the insanity that had taken hold of him. And as all things must end. This path of insanity ended just as abruptly as it started. Now awaits the judgement of the Braths. Narvok Oz Darinndrabor (OOC) Thanks to everyone who welcomed this character as i first started playing him after discovering lotc. Playing this char has a blast and i thank everyone i have rped with for making this possible.

Damn that looks epic! Would love to participate as well!! @Worldeater