Mannamannaa

Kor'garr the Clanless frowns as he looks over the paper, before shaking his head. He then writes up a reply, that is posted upon the initial missive upon the Krugmar notice board. It is very much not an application. "To all of the Horde, Kor'garr peeps this division, this attempt to prepare for a split that does not exist, as a step back from the unity we all aim for. The Grand moot has authority on spiritual matters, but no say in the government of Krugmar beyond an advisory role to the Rex. If you wish to support the Horde sign up for the Krug-Hai, not this elusive and unnoficial task force made out of Paxahru's fear and foolishness. Do not let the bloodlust surpass latz grukkerz." Signed, Kor'garr the Clanless Skriptgoth Keshig Former Rex of the Wagh Nation of Krugmar Former Dominus of the Wagh Nation of Krugmar Former Yazgurtan of the Wagh Nation of Krugmar Reigning Victor of the first Elvenesse War P.S. My titles should not matter but since everyazh else slings them about perhaps Kor'garr should as well.

Kor'garr the Clanless frowns at the missive, but nods in acceptance while he continues recording the current dialogue within the Keep of San'Velku. His mustache is slightly unkempt as ink stained hands push quill to parchment, but he mutters to himself. "Wyll der bi need vor diz klomp iv dah akkyuzazhunz meyd en reezuning vor et ahr dehmzelvez valze? Wiz need truthz, nub juzt konvlykt."

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Kor'garr stares at the missive handed to him by the very same Rex in abject confusion. His world seems to crumble around his as he looks over the paper again and again in the San'Velku library...

[OOC: These spirits will be included in the Compendium of spirits: Elemental and Immortal. Thank you for your contributions to Shamanism everywhere.]

Kor'garr the Clanless, moments earlier relaxing in his tower slash writing office slash home, raises a bristled brow at the news of the third cleansing within a single Cactus Week. His mustache curls above a toothy grin before a rumbling chuckle reverberates through his scarred chest. "Peepz loike dah Grand Moot iz gettyng buzi. Lup'Motzham Al-Uk!" The grey orc then writes a small reminder to talk with his Shamanism teacher personally about such matters before his next lesson.

Kor'garr the Clanless nods in approval of the call to action concerning the ruinous traitor... Until laying his crimson eyes upon the word 'snaga'. Immediate the greyskin's brow furrows and the mustached Orc appears as if he attempted to swallow a peeled lemon. "Dah ayg uv Znagaz iz ovur. Lat kan klaym hyz deth, buht wiz wihl nub lay chaynz uv irun on eny beying vor dehm tu toyl en weeknezz. Zuch prakticez wur nevur 'onurabul en dah azht playze... Agh Kul dah Red wurm iz nub Raguk enymoar, yub? Dah lazt Wargoth uv Raguk blahh'd daht."

Kor'garr smiles upon hearing of this new alliance, ordering a round of various Grog on the house for everyone currently in the Betharuz Tavern!

Go, and be free my friend. If you ever return we will welcome you back with open arms! Thank you for helping make LotC a more fun and interesting place. =)

Kor'garr's brow raises at the announcement the Prosecutor he was researching has essentially been booted from his position unanimously... at least until he sets the paper down with a rumbling chuckle through his thick handlebar mustache. "Wehl, dat'z zertinli'ag vinizher vor dah artikul. Hozh timyng vor Kor'garr tu reed diz az wehl." The grey orc takes another sip of cactus wine as he pages through the substantial pile of human legal documents before him, small droplets of crimson berry alcohol trickling down heavy set tusks and onto the floor below his writing desk.

Kor'garr the Clanless grins widely, glad at the public notice upon his desk given the grey orc's inability to have attended the council in person. "Veri, veri 'hozh." The declaration is sorted into a massive stack of various parchments and letters in a barrel labelled "Dokuments".

Kor'garr the Clanless, moments before drinking grog in the Betharuz tavern, furrows his brow upon hearing the news. Glinty crimson eyes stare in confusion at the small goblin informing him of events in the Human lands to the East. "Hmm, enturyztyng tu heer. Thankz vor dah invo." He tosses a small lump of silver at the ecstatic goblin before pulling out his notes, already drafting up his initial impressions of what he has just heard. Perhaps another headline has arrived...

【♢――】 Bundles of newspapers would be spread throughout Almaris for all to see. While written upon dense sheets of high quality parchment, the pages of blocky script would also be covered in scribbled cute doodles! Including a wonderful BRAND! The scent of jungle berries wafts from vividly colored inks... but for some reason the printing looks rushed, formatting slightly off. 【♢――】 Vol. Dub (III) Azh’Kint”Azhty’Gahk (CXIII) (113) of the Second Age ✦✧―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――✧✦ FOREWORD Many of you wonderful readers have been wondering why this wasn't released yet, or will have questions about the lack of some usual topics we include. Simply put, Kor'garr is still recovering from severe injusries at the vicious maw and toxins of an exotic broodmother lurker of some horrific origin. More details will be released soon, so We here at the Kaktuz Weekli apologize for the substandard issue. On the other hand, this is getting written anyways because something is better than nothing... And also due to many here giving Kor'garr some very much needed advice the Kaktuz Weekli is looking for writers, reporters and other employees to help make the article part of this organization less of a one orc show. Amendments to this issue may come in the future, maybe not. ✦✧―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――✧✦ As all across Almaris might know, the undead scourge once known as Cloudbreaker has been defeated by a grand coalition of forces from across Almaris! Irrespective of origins, brave warriors, magic users, medics, and ballista crews worked together to defend the city of Balian from a long siege as a group of expert adventurers fought to destroy the accursed vessel animating the dead dragon… And all forces were successful. While lives were lost in the glorious battle against the Buurz, the sacrifices of the honorable souls are not in vain. A special edition of the Kaktuz Weekli will be released in the near future containing greater details, a recounting of the many events that occurred, and interviews with multiple sources that took part in the battle. If you have reached out about interviews, do not worry, Kor'garr will meet with lat soon. ✦✧―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――✧✦ THE RISE OF A NEW IRON HORDE! In an unprecedented reveal, a Kukaal (Clan Leader) of Clan Akaal has announced a challenge for the position of Rex against the currently reigning Rex Willy of San’Velku. A public missive posted upon the walls of San’Velku, explains Ar-Borok Akaal’s motivation to shift Krugmar towards a more aggressive stance “against the deceiver, against her necromancers, mystiks, vampyrs and other darkspawns'' as the lands of Almaris prepare for War once more. This is after various claims of Rex Willy, despite being a good diplomat, remaining inactive concerning other hostile nations and the progress of the Iron Horde in general. Meanwhile Ar-Borok is an individual notorious for controversy, including an incident creating tensions between Krugmar and Aaun during the Siege of Shattered Skies. Kaktuz Weekli staff, present in person when the challenge was stated, quote from Ar-Borok “As the Wagh on darkness goes on, it is time for us to return to an age of war. Willy is not a warrior, he is a diplomat, a [Redacted] good one. I had talks with the Wargoths of Clan Ugluk and of Clan Lur, with the Dominus and Rex. Here and now, I claim the title of Rex of the Iron Horde.” We all eagerly awaited Rex Willy’s response and it turns out the former Rex does approve of the mantle passing down. Unfortunately an official Honor Klomp, a practice not seen in generations, will not be assembled for the Spirits to show their favor upon either potential leader… but other leadership announcements have created much change in the Iron Horde. Droku of Clan Lur has taken the title of Huntsgoth to announce a Hundred Year Votar, Kybal of the Akaals is stepping up as leader of their clan, and Skullcrusher of Clan Raguk will now command the Iron Horde’s military as Targoth of the Krug-Hai. ✦✧―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――✧✦ Foreign Affairs: WARNING! A TRAITOR AT LARGE! Despite our recent victory against the Buurz, Kor’garr believes this information is quite important. Recently the leadership of the Iron Horde and spiritual nations at large have released announcements declaring the one formerly known as Kul’Raguk to be a Whitewash and affiliated with the Darkspawn! Specifically, This horrid traitor has aligned itself with beings of necromantic and demonic natures, dishonored the spirits, interrupted the sacred process of a venture into the Spiritual Realms, and openly become a worshiper of cursed Ibless. In turn, Clan Raguk has stripped the Whitewash of all titles and affiliations. In effect, this means Kul “The Red Worm” should be apprehended or killed on sight by the armed forces of any spiritualist or Darkspawn opposing nation. The traitor is a crimson red skinned being around six feet tall, commonly wearing robes and a mask to disguise the lack of proper orcish tusks. Caution is recommended as there have been sightings of Kul using dark magics of unknown nature to evade capture. In addition, an Azh’Kint (100) Minas bounty has been placed upon the head of this horrid criminal, to be presented to the gates of Krugmar either dead or alive. Please contact the Kaktuz Weekly or San’Velku personnel immediately upon capture or murder of this blight upon our lands, so the reward may be handed out accordingly. Individuals to be sought out include the Motsham Al-Uk Yar of the Grand Moot, Ker Shaman Jusiam Guzmia of Nor’asath, Kaktuz Weekli owner Kor’garr the Clanless, Challenging Rex Ar-Borok’Akaal, or Dominus Madoc’Lur of the Iron Horde. ✦✧―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――✧✦ ✦✧―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――✧✦ ✦✧―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――✧✦ Here is where Kor’garr or other members of the Kaktuz Weekli will respond to messages submitted by our readers! Feel free to Blah with Kor’garr or send a bird to San’Velku’s aviary with your questions or stories, and we will put them into the Paper! ✦✧―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――✧✦ “More will be added in later issues! Again, Rulg to the Writer’s Guild of Almaris for their support in this publication. Issues will (now) always be released during the later half of the Grand Harvest. Also please note we are still hiring members for a variety of occupations. ✦✧―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――✧✦ Kor’garr - Writer, Zkriptgoth. Skumu - Artist, Formatter [OOC - Pings and References] References