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  1. “And so it is that the south stands alone against invasion, aggression, and Empire.” Miroslaw Jazlowiecki remarked, sharpening his sword. “Come then, sheep of the false pontiff, throw yourselves at our walls. If our destruction will salve your pride, come.”
  2. “…How does fathering children not, by definition, require forfeiting a state of celibacy?” Asked Miroslaw Jazlowiecki. “Unless, of course, it is the position of the Church that Ledicort’s children were conceived immaculately.”
  3. “I wonder if we’ll see a refutation of this that goes beyond It made me sad, confused, or angry, excommunicate him.” Wondered Miroslaw Jazlowiecki upon reading his friends legalistic magnum opus.
  4. “Seething, impotent rage as Diplomacy, interesting new strategy.” Was all Miroslaw Jazlowiecki had to say to the borderline insensate ramblings of the Mad Tar.
  5. “How many good and just men need to die for the church to realize it cannot impose its will upon the Covenant by force of arms?” Miroslaw Jazlowiecki asked aloud.
  6. “I don’t know if fighting this war was the right choice.” Miroslaw Jazlowiecki said upon reading the King’s missive. “But I do know it was our only choice. GOD preserve us in this war, and forgive the misguided fools that started it.”
  7. Within Portoregne, Miroslaw Jazlowiecki lit a candle for the slain prince. Though he had been an enemy, he was a worthy one, and one of the precious few men of honor backing the Curia. While joining in the celebration of the victory, he could not help shake the feeling that this war was about to become much more brutal than before.
  8. Miroslaw Jazlowiecki blinked upon seeing the missive. "Aren't these guy part of the same nation-?"
  9. Miroslaw Jazlowiecki looked at the numerous coastal fortifications covering practically every inch of the Balian coastline and laughed.
  10. “Don’t worry, they’re completely not imperialist.” Remarked Miroslaw Jazlowiecki.
  11. “So, in summary, the church can do whatever it wants because it says so and we have to live with it, since the only apparent recourse is to expect the church to take action against itself, which nobody in their right mind would think likely to happen.” Summarized Miroslaw Jazlowiecki.
  12. RAAAAH DOWN WITH THE CHURCH EMPIRE

  13. “Oh, I think I get it now!” Exclaimed Miroslaw Jazlowiecki. “They put names and words in all capitals to show that they’re lying! Because the only way everything in this is true is if you’re looking at it directly backwards. This was a blatant attempt to usurp a sovereign state’s temporal power by a political church that is making less and less effort to hide their imperial ambitions by the day.”
  14. “Bit rich for a pack of Owynists to accuse us of Schism.” Remarked Miroslaw Jazlowiecki, ardent upholder of Canonist orthodoxy.
  15. “These are… certainly all words.” Was all Miroslaw Jazlowiecki had to say in regards to the Alban ramblings.
  16. “Good King John gives that glorified bandit camp more grace than they deserve.” Remarked Miroslaw Jazlowiecki upon reading the missive.
  17. “Finally.” Miroslaw Jazlowiecki says with a wide grin. “Things are happening.”
  18. Osborn Talcott smiled the sun’s smile. “Good Prince Thorin, always keeping us smallfolk in mind.”
  19. Miroslaw Jazlowiecki hurriedly penned a letter to Constable Arkent, hoping to get a head start on the military career he's too young to have!
  20. Osbern Talcott toasted a spectacular victory with his battle-brothers in Ravenmire!
  21. Osbern Talcott sorted through the gear he had taken from dead Vinovians after the battle. A spectacular first victory for the Ravenmirian Patriot.
  22. Osbern Talcott, loyal Ravenmirian Patriot, cleans Vinovian blood from his armor. "For talking such a strong game, I would've expected a harder fight."
  23. "He can write?!" Exclaimed Miroslaw Jazlowiecki, jaw agape.
  24. Osbern Talcott, loyal guard of Ravenmire, sang the last few bars of an increasingly popular tavern song- “…When danger reared its ugly head, they boldly turned around and fled, Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Vinovians!”
  25. Full Name: Miroslaw Jazlowiecki Age: 8 (But dad said it was okay) Race: Human Religion: Canonist IGN: ratlordmagic_ Timezone: PST
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