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  1. just found out the queen's dead

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    2. argonian

      argonian

      this server is PG-13

    3. seannie

      seannie

      it was you who did it

    4. Herod

      Herod

      Lizzie’s in a box🇮🇪

  2. the world ended w the fall of aegis n we've been in lotc purgatory ever since

    1. Heero

      Heero

      Never forget Snowy Fields 😔

    2. warlord of filth

      warlord of filth

      NEVER forget snowy fields. .

  3. public status updates dunking on a banned player are just virtue signalling

     

    it would have been brave and righteous like you think it is if you did it before they were banned, but rn it just makes you look like a coward for not saying anything sooner

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    2. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      betrays a certain lack of confidence in yourself and your peers when you have to go out of your way to go "I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE I'M A PEDOPHILE HUNTER I HATE PEDOPHILES" every time this happens

    3. Burnsider

      Burnsider

      I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE I'M A PEDOPHILE HUNTER I HATE PEDOPHILES

    4. Islamadon

      Islamadon

      Problem is that "slander" is punishment, for harassment. Have to wait for staff to do something lest you take a ban punching a screen because you lack evidence.

  4. discords need way less channels

     

    and yeah ik i can mute stuff like #skins but what sucks is when there are like 20 general channels and people alternate between them

     

    why do people do this

    1. Heero

      Heero

      I miss Skype :(

  5. reminder that doxing yourself is cringe

    1. argonian

      argonian

      i ******* saw that 

    2. Salvo

      Salvo

      show feet

  6. looking for epic irl quotes to steal and attribute to my characters

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    2. LithiumSedai

      LithiumSedai

      "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Corwin I of Sutica

    3. argonian

      argonian

      "Never interrupt your mistake when he is making an enemy." - idk like every king who fathered a bastard ever 

    4. seannie

      seannie

      heavy is the head that wears the diamond helmet - emperor joseph I

  7. i have a folder of faked screenshots of every user on lotc making a variety of career-ending statements

     

    this is a quality weapon in your discord e-arsenal 

     

    will sell to the highest bidder

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    2. satinkira

      satinkira

      man pm it to me

    3. FlemishSupremacy

      FlemishSupremacy

      All 94266 of them? Impressive...

    4. argonian

      argonian

      @FlemishSupremacy i've been on this server 10 years

       

      tf you think i've been doing all this time? roleplaying?

  8. "son come to dinner"
    "i cant dad. i'm fighting haense"
    "dinner can wait"

  9. my children will play lotc

    1. Rilath

      Rilath

      I tell my kids stories about early days of Aegis. Lull them to sleep with the escapades of Rilath the Shade father

    2. argonian

      argonian

      you're admitting to child abuse my son

  10. the sad thing is ill probably think back on this server even when im 90

  11. we need a balding plugin for lotc

     

    this extra text is just to make it show "..." and make you click. lol gotcha nerd

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    2. Nug

      Nug

      they give u the pex for it when u get mod but u cant turn it off :(

    3. Javert

      Javert

      I agree with a balding plugin

    4. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      FitMC-1-1200x1200.jpg

      war has started on the oldest roleplay server in minecraft.

  12. we all lived in a timeline where novellen could have been stopped

    but none of us did it

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    2. Laeonathan

      Laeonathan

      Isnt sutica gonna be back soon

    3. Statherian

      Statherian

      1 hour ago, Laeonathan said:

      Isnt sutica gonna be back soon

      It already is it's called Celia'nor

    4. Laeonathan

      Laeonathan

      @hehare you on drugs lmao

  13. meine mama hat mir einfach erlaubt, dass ich cola trinken darf. wie cool ist das bitte??? ich zocke fortnite und trink cola! yippee!

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    2. argonian

      argonian

      ich habe das einfach nicht verstanden

       

      kannst du eigentlich nicht deutsch?

    3. yandeer

      yandeer

      oh mein gott zees is ein cave full of blüntsmoken

    4. sami03

      sami03

      Rotwein ist Templerwein und heilt somit auch Krebs, weiß mal wieder keiner.

  14. lotc default theme is literally unusable on phones

     

    can hardly even log in

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    2. Sorcerio

      Sorcerio

      bravo 6 is evil, classic theme best 

    3. Myleres

      Myleres

      you literally cannot use classic theme on mobile. it makes the forums unusable @Sorcerio

    4. Sorcerio

      Sorcerio

      Just now, Kuila said:

      you literally cannot use classic theme on mobile. it makes the forums unusable @Sorcerio


      I know, I switch to bravo every time I use my phone for forums. But I always switch back when I get back to my PC. 

  15. god bless the syrian arab army

  16. elves live long so they should be smart but instead theyre dumb and smelly

     

    why is that

    1. satinkira

      satinkira

      some of them are smart

    2. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      it's because you can't rlly play a character smarter than you are irl and most lotcers aren't 200 year old super geniuses 

    3. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      elven dementia is a real thing

  17. would i get banned if i made a thread abt sw*dish people

  18. when alty said the n-word, he just had to have a "heart-to-heart" with ark

    we're gonna apply the same standards here, right? ... right?

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    2. argonian

      argonian

      crineas got busted for calling orcs lying n...

    3. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      crines caught having a heated gamer moment

    4. Jentos

      Jentos

      very gamer of him

  19. sometimes it'd be better if GMs just ignored modreqs and told ppl to sort it out themselves

     

    next time u tp over and have a player shitting and pissing over RP fighting stuff, unless it looks like the most important conflict that ever conflicted, tell them to **** off and sort it out among themselves. might help w this culture of calling GMs at the first disagreement

    1. Hans

      Hans

      modreqqing is a hostile action, jim. it's like calling the police (usa) over your neighbour's untidy lawn because you actually want them to get shot in the head

    2. Hans

      Hans

      and people do it because sometimes it works

  20. Edelweiß, Edelweiß

  21. why are azdrazi ******* everywhere 

    if you're gonna make a literal gary stu undetectable, immortal and ultra strong e-boy race, can you at least make them somewhat rare cheers

     

    ******* mailman is secretly an azdrazi

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    2. JEEGK

      JEEGK

      i know like 3

       

    3. wowj

      wowj

      DRAGON ZKAHURZ IN MI WALLZ

    4. MRCHENN

      MRCHENN

      there’s only like 5

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