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  1. The Posse had been made. Pyotr 'The Junky' Nicodemus, Gavin 'The Adunian' Douglas, Nafis 'The Brown' Yar, Morvan 'The Pagan' Orvar, and Peter 'The Sparrow' Percival. Each had their own special and unique set of skills, each were in the right spot at the right time, and each were hungry for the Hundred Mina bounty. After meeting at the bridge crossing over to the peninsula containing the city of Al'Wakhrah; the party set out, vaguely heading North-Eastward, towards the only noticeable ruins they had any knowledge of. After climbing the mountain forking the road between the Orcish road and the Dwarven, the ruin was confirmed, tucked comfortably onto a small bluff donning the cloudy-topped peak. Peter, the most experienced of the bounty-hunters at the trade, took the lead, arrogantly sprinting his way through the ancient and cracked arches which led deeper into the bowels of the rock, followed behind by the more conservative four. After a period of time, the arches became lit with torches, no doubt the creation of the target, a one 'Crazed Delver', whom apparently could cast the infamous 'Magic Missile' spell, dangerous indeed. Lo' and behold, he showed himself soon after, a nefarious looking figure, cloaking in blue, his face hidden behind a cowl that drooped low, exposing little of the figures appearance. With a fierce-some "MAGIC MIFFLE", the hallway exploded into dust and shrapnel, barely missing Peter in the front, and Pyotr just behind. The dust cleared after a moment, revealing the silhouette and boots of a figure running down the nearby hallway. A chase ensued, broken by another lispy cry of the ferocious "MAGIC MIFFLE", showering the party in another cloud of sooty dust, blinding the heroic adventurers! But it twas to no avail, for the Mage fled once more, attempting not once, but twice to trap the party in lava from the ceiling, along with mysterious lever puzzles.... The party reached the final chamber, after a modicum of confusion and random lever pulling, stopping to admire the beauty of the ancient ruin, only to be surprised by the evil "MAGIC MIFFLE" cry! Only this time, the suicidal creature blasted a pile of explosives, which performed their namesake, deafening the five heroes in their condensed setting. Barely recovering from the ordeal, another explosion occurred, mirroring the first. The smoke settled after time, revealing that the Mage had damaged himself in the violent tremor, he sat, lying against the wall, coughing, though strangely. The robe fell off, tattering to shreds from the force of impact, to reveal two halfings; sitting one on top the other! "We were only protecting the ruin!" They cried in union! "Don't hurt us! We never tried to harm you, only startle and scare!" But twas to no avail! For the heroes sliced on of the dark pair in two, halfling the halfling. With the other being beaten to death with baton and stock, the noble adventurers procured proof of their deed, and headed homeward bound!
  2. Conan O'Brian is funny, I like him

    1. Space

      Space

      Bad interviewer imo but his bits are usually funny.

    2. Abeam

      Abeam

      Ill literally slit your ******* throat, you take that back you son of a *****

  3. Pyotr Nicodemus 'The Traveler', his coinpurse filled with the even 125 mina split agreed upon, heads homeward bound; Kaedren-Way.
  4. Halo ODST > Metal Gear Who Gives A **** 100

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    2. Neri

      Neri

      :( yeah ok fair enough it was pretty fun. Deja Vu challenge was brilliant

    3. Neri

      Neri

      compared to the recent halo games it was fantastic I guess

    4. mateolog

      mateolog

      pfffff      those are just bugs in comparason to Gears Of War!

  5. Street Address or Area of Residency - Al-Bireh 2 (If your home has just a #, put down that #. If you're living in a farmsted like the Proudfoot residence, or within the palace, or anything else, put that down.) Full name [MC name in Brackets] - Pyotr Nicodemus [Abeam1] Race(Include culture if able) - Heartlander Are you the Household owner? - Yes. If not, who is the Household owner? - N/A What faith do you follow? - True Faith, Canonism. Who else resides within your Home?(Full names & Race [MC names in Brackets]) - None. If living within the Capital of Al-Wakhrah, does your home have a basement or any self made modifications? (One that has been built by yourself, or by a specially appointed steward.) - N/A +~+~+~+ Citizen door keys will be redistributed to ensure the safety of all citizens. With that, a new law is to be set out for use of the citizen doors located near the docks and the main gate. The Citizenship door near the main gate of the city, as well as by the docks, are to ONLY be used by citizens and trusted companions of that citizen. Citizens are to NEVER let in someone they do not know, especially a large group wishing entrance upon the city. This means you are to never let in a group of bandits or raiders, even if they pay you. If you are found guilty of letting in someone that is banished within Khalestine, bandits, a raiding party, or anyone that enters the city that is not a citizen but ends up breaking the law, you are subjected to the one or more of the following consequences, depending on the severity ; A fine of up to 2000 minas, the possibility of revoking citizen door keys, the possibility of banishment and eviction, the possibility of public execution. Do you understand this law, and will ensure to follow it? This also applies to all household members as well. - I do.
  6. ******* NORMIES

  7. don't go breakin' my, ahh, don't go breakin' my, ahh

    1. Reckless Banzai Screamer
    2. calculusdesola

      calculusdesola

      it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

  8. is the war over yet?

  9. Humans shouldn't ICly be able to live up to 150, they should have normal IRL lifetimes

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    2. Haribo

      Haribo

      says a supporter of Peter 'It was damn time already' Chivay

    3. Guy d'Yood of Mann

      Guy d'Yood of Mann

      Eh. It's really not that similar in that case. 'sides, as it was discussed before, if we want IRL, half of the Vailor dies ASAP with it's shitty hygiene.

    4. 501warhead

      501warhead

      Default age limit for humans mechanic wise is 100. It might be possible to go over with autoaging, it might not.

  10. mr robots pretty good, that malik guy is dece

  11. 8/10 useless flurgh still mad because america is the greatest country on earth
  12. haha guy de bar just got cucked hard

  13. A letter is nailed to the board, it reads, "A contract is to be put forth by a one, Pyotr Nicodemus, on the felling of multiple creatures that the organization known as 'The Malleus Maleficarum', would find under their jurisdiction. A meeting place between a one, Pyotr Nicodemus, and a one, Caspar de Gueux, or one of his assigned agents should be made. Mutual gain can be had between the persons involved, and the world entire." - Pyotr Nicodemus
  14. I remember when the snow elves had their city sacked without killing a single Chivay.... YEAH CRYOJAX GET REKT YOU SCUM

    1. ww2buff99's ghost

      ww2buff99's ghost

      the chivays stole my kidneys :(

    2. 1

      1

      the chivays stole my kidneys :(

    3. Abeam

      Abeam

      reeeeeeeeeeeee

  15. Happy Fourth to all true freedom loving conservative americans! All the commie liberal hipsters and foreigners can get the hell out!

    1. Anawkin

      Anawkin

      damn straight

    2. ww2buff99's ghost
    3. Kralek

      Kralek

      I can get on board with that.

  16. ignore adeon rp, he no longer exists

    1. problematic z

      problematic z

      cant handle the ruse xdddddd

  17. r + l = j yall

    1. nordicg_d
    2. yopplwasupxxx

      yopplwasupxxx

      jon isnt a targ confirmed by martin

  18. r + l = j yall

  19. if theres one thing im good at, its military occupations of elven lands

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    2. Altiak
    3. Ford

      Ford

      don't encourage him....

    4. Esterlen

      Esterlen

      If you want something done right, leave it to a human

  20. Name: Caleb Crider Organization serving under: Jurisdiction of the Lt. Governor, Jurisdiction of Count Guy de Bar. Have you met with either the Lt. Governor or Governor?: Lt. Governor 'Tom' has offered me service. Do you swear to abide by the Governor's law and orders during the Occupation?: I do.
  21. tfw tom oliver himself will read this cause he's not over lotc yet

    1. wealthypiano

      wealthypiano

      i know what u sayin

  22. killin yankees in the post apocalyptic boston, its a dream come true

    1. Heff

      Heff

      oh god yes

    2. zaezae

      zaezae

      Silly europoors.

    3. bungo

      bungo

      looks like present day detroit to me

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