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Urahra

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  1. in today’s entry, tanith becomes a karen.

     

     

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    2. Urahra

      Urahra

      as I understand it

       

       a dirty hippy communist 

    3. Hanrahan

      Hanrahan

      we’re not hippy communists .. we’re elite liberals™️

    4. Urahra

      Urahra

      well I’M a dirty hippy communist

       

      errybody watch the heck out because here comes Tanith the Tankie 

  2. in today’s entry, tanith learns that green carrington has an eight pack. that green carrington is shredded.

     

     

    1. ToodIes

      ToodIes

      green carrington looks like he weighs thirty pounds soaking wet underneath that black little dress

    2. Urahra

      Urahra

      thank GOD someone understood my 2016 Star Wars parody reference 

  3. stripey explorer pants

     

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  4. new skin maybe because @Hanrahan said she wasn’t 18th century enough

     

    am i georgian enough for oren yet

     

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    2. Urahra

      Urahra

      edward napier: fashion police

    3. Office of the Registry

      Office of the Registry

      someone has to be it.

    4. rukio

      rukio

      Very cute! 

  5. in this double entry update, tanith embraces anarchocommunism and then gets smashed as heck on carrion black

     

     

  6. what the heck dude. I just gotta compliment y’all right now. the political parties and politics in oren are literally so cool. I’m so into this. absolutely love it. great work, you guys. this is why I came back to this server after a 5+ Year absence – this level of detail and commitment to realism

    1. Hanrahan

      Hanrahan

      god i love vindication thank you 🙂

  7. in this entry, tanith goes on a hot date. (hot because it involves lava)

     

     

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    2. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      a frienemy! I like it but tell him i prefer a meatshield

    3. Urahra

      Urahra

      if what I’ve heard is correct, dark elf grandpa is gonna be big, kinda gruff, a bit unfriendly at first, a little distant and emotionally unavailable.

       

      in other words, EXACTLY Tanith’s type.

    4. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      Maybe he’ll open up after some adventures!

  8. in this entry,  tanith becomes a zookeeper

     

     

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    2. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      Haha in his dreams maybe

    3. Urahra

      Urahra

      you’re telling me that a handsome, swarthy, latino explorer with an excellent beard/moustache ain’t pulling like crazy

       

      he’s DROWNING in it dude!

       

      for real though he’s got big casanova energy

    4. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      Juanlyonsthemesong.mp4

       

  9. in this entry, tanith makes simon basrid cry.

     

     

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    2. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      All the 6’11 kings be like
      imgbin-crying-stock-photography-man-man-

    3. Urahra

      Urahra

      no more gigantic ripped muscle dudes in oren :<
       

      just these powdered wigs and tights wearing guys

       

      guess I’m heading to the war uzg for love 

    4. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      No don’t be rash! I’m sure there’s a goliath somewhere in Oren!

      Also if you do head off to Krugmar there’s a big chance your future hubby will be snatched away by a dwarven extermination squad so don’t get too attached!

  10. someone explain all these crazy oren parties to me

     

    are they invitation-only or are party-crashers acceptable

    1. Mirtok

      Mirtok

      All are invited!

    2. Urahra

      Urahra

      thank you kindly mr. teuton

  11. in today’s entry, tanith practices her elf vocabulary

     

     

    1. ydegirl

      ydegirl

      snake meat ma’am...

    2. Urahra

      Urahra

      there’s a very off color joke in there

  12. okay okay okay

     

    so we’re considering gun lore 

     

    stop me if y’all heard this one before

     

    gun magic

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    2. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      Ah yes, Tanith can join the board of Lowe-Lyons company and be in charge of the finances, it’s a bit of a hassle as Lowe-Lyons Cartography inc. is owned by a shell corporation registered in Sutica so we don’t have to pay income tax in the empire

    3. Urahra

      Urahra

      i’m gonna write an expose on how lowe-lyons is a money laundering operation for the sutican mafia, just you wait

    4. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      That’s a very nice Tavern you work in Tanith, it would be a shame if burnt down!

  13. in this entry elf grandma takes care of a drunk 13 year old and cleans the oven. definitely a thrill a minute in the life of tanith

     

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    2. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      “The Orenian Enquirer”

      Local Starlet Tanith spotted LEAVING THE CITY with a CARTOGRAPHER?

      Top 5 feuds between noble families (Number 3 will shock you!)

       

    3. Urahra

      Urahra

      dear god, I need this like I need air

       

      when is the camera going to be invented so I can take salacious photos of the archchancellor leaving his mistress’s house?

    4. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      First we get gun lore passed, after that it’s only a matter of time before every Orenian citizen has a smart phone to read the latest hot gossip while on the go!

  14. in today’s entry, tanith realizes the white rose order was, in fact, right about everything

     

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    2. Urahra

      Urahra

      man she ain’t been a toov for like

       

      uh

       

      *checks dates on wiki and forums*

       

      ...337 years

       

      in other words... single n ready to mingle ya know what Im sayin boyo ;3

    3. Rayna Star

      Rayna Star

      Thank you for posting that song link!!! I’ve been trying to remember the name of it for forever, but I couldn’t find it. Gonna go jam now. ;)

    4. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      There’s also a John Lyons disstrack out there somewhere and it’s equally amazing

      edit:

       

  15. tanith: i want to learn more about my people!

    *first dark elf she meets in renalia is a blind chittering maniac eating raw meat*

    tanith: ...haha! nevermind!

    1. Silverstatik

      Silverstatik

      Not the best cultural diplomat it seems.

    2. Statherian

      Statherian

      God damnit Ri’ahk

  16. in today’s entry, tanith goes to the library and learns that books are for nerds.

     

     

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    2. Urahra

      Urahra

      for now, you may sleep my son

    3. garentoft

      garentoft

      thank you i feel very blessed.

    4. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      You have been outmaneuvered sir!

  17. whoops we got the feels

    (warning for descriptions of miscarriage)

     

     

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    2. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      And if you want our characters to be friends the fastest way is to buy a map 🧐

    3. Urahra

      Urahra

      lucky for you I am now in possession of the item known as ‘money’

    4. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      finally my character can feed his family something other than misprinted maps!

  18. in this update, elf grandma continues to be confused by concepts such as ‘democracy’ and ‘not being racist’

     

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    2. Urahra

      Urahra

      YOU JOKE BUT IT WAS HONESTLY LIKE THAT ONCE 

    3. King of Cartography

      King of Cartography

      What once was will be once again!

    4. Urahra

      Urahra

      Godan bless 🙏

  19. ain’t nobody got the anime eyes anymore I noticed

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    2. Braxis

      Braxis

      A few people do but it is sooo much more rare then it used to be

    3. Stump

      Stump

      Oh my god listen, the tea on children. I haven’t bothered with my current child character because for my last one, when I had 2x2 eyes, I had everyone asking me at what age I’d change them. Idk, when I feel like it!1! she’s only EIGHT

    4. Urahra

      Urahra

      I like the anime eyes on certain characters who are meant to be more innocent/youthful... it’s about the AESTHETIC

  20. hey staff is my MA from like 2012 still valid

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    2. Somersetting

      Somersetting

      @Nug but half of those are in Implemented Lore section, aren’t those all MA-able and usable? 

    3. Sorcerio

      Sorcerio

      A water evocation MA would still work, just make sure to check the current lore!

    4. Urahra

      Urahra

      Oh heck that’s rad as hell dudes awesome. Thank ya

  21.  

    doin’ a diary post again. hope y’all like it

     

    1. devvy

      devvy

      im still mad at u for never acknowledging my existence in ur diaries

    2. Urahra

      Urahra

      idk roleplay with me then lmao 

  22. wholesome dark elf grandparents, coming soon to a minecraft fantasy roleplaying server near you

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    2. ARCHITECUS
    3. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      did you ever stop to think that if you play an elf you can look exactly like your grandkids

    4. Urahra

      Urahra

      being 20 forever is out of style. new fashion is grandpa elves.

  23. Kinda miss roleplaying.

    If anyone’s got a role they need someone to play, let me know. I might join in. Still thinking about it, though.

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    2. Braxis

      Braxis

      Now thats a name I haven’t seen a while, best of luck with those coming in with offers. Hopefully something catches your eye.

    3. Knightei

      Knightei

      If nothing else tickles your fancy, theres an adventuring guild going on if you want to hit me up, knightei#1596 otherwise, would be lovely for a catchup

    4. Telanir

      Telanir

      Hey nice to see you pop in Urara! Hope you find a nice welcoming group 

  24. Yo, guys. So after I wrap up my RP tonight, I'm gonna be taking an extended leave from LOTC. Not asking for pity or goodbyes. Just putting this on my profile so folks know not to message me about skins or lore. 

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    2. ℤ∃ʁ∅

      ℤ∃ʁ∅

      Will always miss you! :(

    3. Jonificus

      Jonificus

      See ya around, champ

    4. LaCabra (Soda)

      LaCabra (Soda)

      Always welcome with the Gorkils should you decide to return!

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