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  1. Orc-Halfling. It must happen.

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      The halfling mum would asplode. And it wouldn't be an orc orc, more like a gobo :P

    3. Tayelikel

      Tayelikel

      ^ hence why they need an orcan mother

    4. Amorphbutt
  2. There's a reason why people call Horens Whorens.

  3. So, I found out there's an Adunian family called Stark...

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    2. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      So we have the houses of Stark and Baelish. ORGINALITY.

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Still got a GoT name. Still needs to burn.

    4. Idiot14yearoldminecraftplayer

      Idiot14yearoldminecraftplayer

      All the GoT houses were in lotc

  4. There ain't no rest for the wicked~

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    2. big narstie

      big narstie

      oxygen........................................................

    3. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      Did you hear? They're starting to tax that too.

      OH NO WE CAN'T SLOW DOWN, WE CAN'T HOLD BACK OH YOU KNOW WE WISH WE COULD.

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      There ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for gooood!

  5. I... wanna RP a magical talking skull that is a bit on an arsehole, amusing, and insane (in the good way)

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    2. Kairn.

      Kairn.

      You have my blessing, go forth and do it!

    3. Roxforbraynz

      Roxforbraynz

      >.>

      *Thinks about stealing idea...*

    4. Evilbanana5757

      Evilbanana5757

      Lol, stealing the talking enderpearl idea I see? :p

  6. *gets out shotgun* Time fer a pokeman huntin' trip.

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      *stabs the Whooper and gives it over to Mc Donald's to eat*

    3. 5678

      5678

      CALL THE POLICE! I AIN'T GETTING NO POKES ON MY LAWN!

    4. EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag used Wrap and Blind! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

  7. why the **** would anyone want to praise a ball of gas in the void of space. it can like, explode and destroy EVERYTHING. and also collapse upon itself and create a void within the void that sucks in EVERYTHING. wait, no, nevermind.

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      pandan: then explodes

    3. youdude

      youdude

      PRAISE THE SUN MOTHER F****R

    4. Hanrahan

      Hanrahan

      Because tribals didn't know it could explode beesh

  8. first person 2 reply to this will get a free character art

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    2. Netphreak

      Netphreak

      to this will get a free character art.

      There I replied what you told me to reply ;)

    3. Leetles
    4. LatzMomo
  9. Hmm, can I use a character I created [Like a person that will never be seen again] for my magic tutor?

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    2. Haelphon
    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Asks a question about making a tutor, they answer, asks a question about Blundermore, no one gives a crap.

    4. Blundermore

      Blundermore

      "asks a question about Blundermore, no one gives a crap."

      Just as it should be... Yeah I might need to add I'm on a GMT time zone so it is a bit difficult for me to interact with anyone from the west coast of America.

  10. I need some help. My apps keep on getting denied, and I fixed most of the problems except for one: What is Power-Emoting? I would guess it would be making your character un-kill-able or killing everything with the bat of your eyes. Please help me on this.

  11. Just a thought but, in the website's lore, High Elves are known for their magic, so why do they have to apply to be magical? I know that it is unfair to give one race advantages, but originally when I was reading this, I thought that you could be magical just being a High Elf. Just input from a severely bored person.

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    2. Viscen

      Viscen

      Originally humans bore the greatest aptitude for magic, actually. Elves only had time on their side.

    3. Ned Lud

      Ned Lud

      Orcish Shaman are capable of magic, based on the lore. I've been a shaman since last September and would still have to submit an application in order to role-play it. Just one of them thangs.

    4. Enyahs V.

      Enyahs V.

      Morii are known for their enslving culture, but they still need vilian apps to do so. It can be looked at as a second application to make sure that they know what they are doing rather than to have 15 ban reports.

  12. I remember in Pokemon emerald that I had a team of three Pokemon: Rayquaza, Salamance, and Shedinja. All lvl 80

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      With my axe of course!

    3. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      Swampert, Metagross, Salamence, Kyogre, Raquaza, Groudon. 12/12/12: NEVER FORGET.

    4. gingernut97
  13. Is watching the Doctor Who marathon. Allons-y Alonso!

  14. Right then. I have questions, but number one is this - what in the name of sanity have you got on your head?

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    2. Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Quavinir_Twiceborn

      ^ *Throws the fez, and watches river shoot it, causing it to explode.))

    3. Jibuis Winterborn (Vinnie)
    4. Geo

      Geo

      Amazing hair.

  15. Mpana, get on the Eragon RP thread now!

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      No, see that little link, dat be App thread.

    3. EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag

      So, when I make the app, I post it there?

    4. Amorphbutt
  16. I now crown myself the High Lord and Master of Cheese. Let there be cheese, for everyone!

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    2. Telanir

      Telanir

      _| ̄|○

      *cries of despair*

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      But I will give you a yogurt. -drowns him in yogurt-

    4. Telanir

      Telanir

      *drowns in yogurt* AAHH *pathetic gurgle*

  17. I threw rocks at the Grand Treasurer guy.

  18. It's a proven fact that gingers, in their very nature, are soulless psychopaths. One famous ginger was the one ginger that was said to be "the most peaceful ginger". This ginger's name was Carl. In reality, he'd murdered 95% of the people in his home town by the age of 3.

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    2. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      Tru fax I was there I hav pruf

    3. DoubleDeetz (Fomsil)
    4. Ford

      Ford

      Gingers have souls! They’re stored in the basement of their houses in jars!

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    2. Major Dom

      Major Dom

      .. --- -. -- .- ... - . .-. / .. ... / .- / -... .. --. / ... -- . .-.. .-.. -.-- / .-- .. .-.. .-.. -.-- / .-- .... --- / .... .- ... / -. --- / ..- -. -.. . .-. .-- . .- .-. / --- -. .-.-.-

    3. Shadeleaf

      Shadeleaf

      .... .. __ _.__ _. ._ __ . .. ... ._ ._. __.. ___ _ ._

      :P

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Bad peasants. BAD.

      -smacks the peasants with newspaper-

  20. Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer? See the løveli lakes The wonderful telephøne system And mani interesting furry animals. Including the majestic møøse A Møøse once bit my sister ... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion",...

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    2. EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag

      AVATAR FORUM RP YOU BLARG

    3. EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag

      Good rock boy.

    4. Lord_Sauron_

      Lord_Sauron_

      We interrupt this to inform you that the person who does the subtitles has been fired.

  21. Execute Order 66. It is time to delete all hipster characters. That means anyone with dyed hair, goggles, glasses, a tophat, or a bow-tie.

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    2. Dyn

      Dyn

      Dynasty wears them for more reasons than that. He's an engineer, he works with flame constantly, they have memories to him, and they make him immortal. (Warning, the last one is not necessarily true.)

    3. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      .. Sixstrings hair is actually red, he dyed it light silver/blonde so he could be scary

      PLS DONT HURT ME

    4. Space

      Space

      Order 66 was the command to kill all Commando POW's in WWII. You're a bad person.

  22. 'Oh, big mistake. Really huge. Didn't anyone ever tell you? There's one thing that you never put in a trap. If you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there is one thing you never, ever put in a trap.'

  23. And then the gobo kissed the halfling and made halfling/gobo hybrids.

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    2. DelaneyG

      DelaneyG

      So... it's just a gobo.

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Soon Anthos will be brought to its knees by the new Halfling empire.

    4. -The Doctor-

      -The Doctor-

      The Hobos are coming! The Hobos are coming!

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