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  1. Shorsand
    $DOOM PLUMMETING SELL SELL SELL
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    MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD

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    MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD I WILL BREAK INTO EVERY NATION CAPITAL'S KEEP WITH MY EXPLOSIVE CRATES I WILL PLACE THIRTY SIGNS ON THE ROAD TO URGUAN CALLING BAKIR IREHEART FAT I WILL BREAK INTO YOUR CA LAIR WITH MY FORTY-SEVEN BLOCK HIGH LADDER AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD. -- In all seriousness, I hope there are better ways to craft the new items instead of just buying them at CT. Makes no sense for monks to sell tools for committing crime. Could be made to actually utilize the many resource nodes that no one actually uses for once.
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    THE DEATH OF A SALESMAN

     

  5. Shorsand
    The next step is some way to make money off this. Faster/stronger birds, etc. Upgraded aviaries. Make bird owning a profession!
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    ashwood tree for sale
    (really)

  7. Shorsand

    i love weezer

  8. Shorsand
    i just want medieval dark ages with grim fantasy elements
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    im scared of strangers
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    "DEAR desperate WIZARD seeking money. I WILL TAKE YOU into my EMPLOY, for DU LOC is the capital of all things otherworldly, arcane, alchemical, and INORDINATE. Thou should'st comest and SERVE THIS GRACIOUS LORD and line thine pockets with coin aplenty! Thou would'st be FOOLISH to ignore such a grand offer. Normally I would offer my WIFE such an opportunity, but she is an absentee woman off gallivanting with Orenian politicians and DWARVES instead of loyally serving her LORDLY HUSBAND." - Signed, LORD ETERNAL Q.C. BRAE of DU LOC
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    azdrazi DONT exist

    vargs DONT exist

    IMMORTALITY DOES NOT EXIST

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    2. Werew0lf

      Werew0lf

      du loc DONT exist (u killed it)

    3. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      @Werew0lf

      it was a mercy killing

    4. Jentos

      Jentos

      LOOK HARDER IDIOT

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    @punished breeni looking cute :)

    1. warlord of filth

      warlord of filth

      i am so tired

  13. Shorsand

    THE LOATHESOME DUNG EATER

    1. Stump

      Stump

      AND SIR GIDEON OFNIR, THE ALLLLLLLLLLLL-KNOWINGGGGG

    2. Sorcerio

      Sorcerio

      literally me

  14. Shorsand
    "They can publish THIS but I couldn't get the transcript from The Gib-Gharak Experience?!" a certain LORD exclaims in frustration.
  15. Shorsand

    at the hands of orcs i watched my mamma die

    now im on the grand highway shouting mina or die

    1. Laeonathan

      Laeonathan

      100% me when I joined.

    2. Samler

      Samler

      That is so 1.0 vibe

       

  16. Shorsand
    put it in my butt
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    DU LOC

  18. Shorsand
    what will it take to get you to come back to du loc
  19. Shorsand

    haense posts be like:
    ewrojkthe4oiuhdfkjlldf vbjhc vy adslkfgj vyr aslkdfjskewicz

    1. wowj

      wowj

      CHEEKI BREEKI IV ICH BEIN BESTTELN, UN MILKOMMEN MEIN GOT, ICH HAMBURGER

    2. megavoltar

      megavoltar

      ich inchestual ichbreeding ein vein vvife veating

    3. seannie

      seannie

      i think about haense at night also

  20. Shorsand
    make me emperor of oren and all we be fixed
  21. Shorsand

    make me the emporer of oren @Lionhz

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    1. UnusualBrit

      UnusualBrit

      pog!

  22. Shorsand

    $LOC rising

  23. Shorsand

    I KNEEL TO THE MOLE-KING

  24. Shorsand
    "Finally, I can sleep well at night knowing that my City will not be used as a furtive scapegoat in a war that not once hath concerneth my citizenry", remarks the Lord of Du Loc, Quentin Brae, hearing of this GREAT PEACE somehow through the grapevine.
  25. Shorsand
    reading any lotc lore be like:
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