Crest of the Honing Doe Lodge and Retreat [====]
Fair Nobles and Those of Renown,
I greet thee with enthusiasm.
I am the owner and proprietor of some small property in the far North. In this space I have made my home -- a stately cabin wherein I have lived and enjoyed solace far from the business off the City and its noise.
Here, I hunt, I fish, and chase game without worry. This is open country, where man may find himself oncemore where he belongs. I came here shortly after we arrived at this continent, growing all too tired of my service to a City and Kingdom that lay in ruin half a world away.
The life of the city is much too stuffy for lords and ladies to partake in ever-constant. We, as a sophisticated sort, require a recurring reconnexion with what runs in our blood, what separates us from barbarism and unrefined tastes.
Thus, I bring thee the Honing Doe Lodge -- a retreat and resort for lords, ladies, and their retinue to engage in hunting, fishing, and living in the wild outdoors as our forefathres moste delightedly put us on this earth for.
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God has lain a great bounty in the land for us, and it is a shame how little we partake in it. Great specie of deer, stag, bear, wildhog, moose, and wolf lay in these lands. Deep, pink-flesh fish swim in the iced lake. At night, the stars shine so brightly overhead your mind dizzies over with an overwhelming sense of Godliness in the twilight. You will not go a single day without some splendor of the land, I assure you.
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For those not so inclined, I will teach you. I will teach you, your children, your aprty how to hunt, to fish, to skin, and to live off the land for your duration here. We will become immersed in nature, and when the day is done, we shall retreat to the sizable lodge to share drink and story, roasting our catch over a great hearth that our forefathres spake of in ancient tales.
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I invite you all to this for a modest price. You may bring yourself and a party of nine. You may bring your retinue, guards, or whomever else you wish to on this trip. The price is flat and fair (though I humbly request you leave your metal armors at home -- they will serve you ill purpose in the frigid cold). For two-hundred minas I will host you and your party for the span of a week.
For booking, please respond to this at the address I have in the nearest Hamlet. Stamp it with wax and a note of promisory credit to your treasury, which I will withdraw only after your stay.
The only things I ask are for you to leave your material possessions behind large-in-part. Swords, bows, weaponry may be brought for sake of personal security. All else, including steeds, mounts, carts, blankets, etc ought be left at home or transported away with a detachment upon arrival.
Note!: Bookings will be assigned at my discretion, though likely in chronological order of submission.
Signed,
Holden deLain of Honing Doe
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