Shorsand

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there is nothing to do. however you can make an adunian and attempt to restore them to their rightful place as an independent and free-thinking nation instead of being downtrodden by generations of being CUCKED by Oren!!!

someone varg this man

i'll teach you translocation for free instead so you can become one with the v o i d

Can wowj apply for free pex

Despite hating nearly every PVP system on the server, I unironically think that allowing food/potions to be utilized for combat and PVP would add positive dimensions to the server.

I will NEVER use this, and neither should you!

-Do we have transition builds pasted-in on release? Is there some delayed "Colonization" period? Are they built using gathered resources & LC? The map should be founded with no set builds outside of what is there to explore. The big nations/settlements should be allotted their tile/region, but for the first 30-60 days on the new map should be capped at only being able to use LC or Fly with limited blocks from gathered resource nodes. I strongly think there needs to be some sense of "struggle" implemented at the start of the map so it genuinely feels like the descendants are colonizing a new land. This sort of thing can also foster bonding and cooperation, because everyone is starting from zero and will have to work together if they want their beloved nation/settlement/community to arise. This might also serve to be a sort of litmus test for communities, checking to see if they have the RP/management capacity to build up from zero instead of riding the coattails of their predecessors or a fancy builder.

"Prithee what beith the issue amongst partnership between any and all (save for the vile relations of the ratmen)? They speak of this as though childbearing is not brought unto this world by the favore of a Stork. It is my understanding the elven tribes have less frequent stork visitations. This is expected. I suggest they band together as an entire glorious entity, man and man, woman and woman; any and all elves of cognizant stature and PRAY for a delivery en masse of storks baring elven babes to assist in smiting the curse of Iblees."

i can't see a thing, i'll slaeme

"HEAR THIS, Stranger, for't I am Quentin Brae, a man decades-seasoned in the arts of combating iniquity. BUT KNOWETH THIS that if thine prying eyes should lay upon me as a worthy candidate and I discovereth that thoust seeks gain of the politickal, then I shall'st not acquiesce towards your fervor. Find your glories within the mewing streets of the Orenian noobentry. Otherwise? I am eagre to put this eternal form to the test, the mettle of metal, as it were." Name: QUENTIN CONNELLY BRAE, LORD ETERNAL of DU LOC Age: 103 Race: HUMANISH Notable Achievements: LORD OF DU LOC FOR FIFTY YEARS, IMMORTAL. ((Username: Shorsand )) ((Discord: Fronis#9554)) ((Do you fully understand the disclaimer above?: yes ))

The metal Lord of Du Loc frowns as he reads the report. He begins penning a response from his sleepless existence within the walls of Lectorgrad (he checks his mail in Du Loc every few days). DEAR Deputy BORD, I find your report MOST troublesome. Slime? Du Loc does not export slime, so where is it coming from? We surveilled the area upon staking and found no such deposits of the sticky substance. Though we nearly had a run in with that schizophrene trying to construct the Underloc with walls caked in the slaeme. Nonetheless I digress. I will be assigning the men of the 1st Ramsfield Caveborne Troop to begin discerning the location of this slaeme (they failed last year's physical fitness test, and as such will be punished). Inform double-yefreitor Schneider of the Ramsfield unit that him and his men are to be sent into the Underlok to find the source of the slaeme. Your unit will watch o'er the surfactory of Du Loc until I can make arrangements to arrive myself with trusted volunteers souls individuals. Keep me apprised of the situation as it develops. Thank you for your diligent service as always, I think a promotion is in order. Signed, Lord Eternal of Du Loc Q.C. Brae

"Hm. Perhaps the memetics were too strong for him." A metal Adunian comments within Lectorgrad upon hearing of the news of the Father's Passing. He gazes oncemore at the manuscript of a paper-funny drawn by him earlier this week, pursing his lips wistfully for the deceased Lector.