Crayfishchris

Simple solution. Be nice to people! :D

I'll attempt to draw. Setting aside this space to remind myself.

25th of the Amber Cold, 1462 The gates of Lin'ame slammed shut, and with them, a solitary figure left. He walked up the stairs, met an armored figure, and turned, walking away along the highways of the ill land known as the Fringe. Not ten minutes before, he spoke with the head of the Beru'cinhir, a tired look on his face. "I've been called by one of the aheral. Don't know what for... but it can't be any good, can it? Look... I... just tell Artimec and Aniya I set out, just in case I don't come back. Couldn't stand the thought of them not knowing." "Sure thing. I'm in a bit of a rush... don't get banished." "I'll try not to." With a healthy smirk, the larger wood elf began walking down the tight bends and small streets of Lin'ame. The birds sang and his eyes closed as he smelled the sweet scent of his home, his family. Almost as an afterthought, he removes his jacket, balling it up and tossing it to the Haumel who stood guard. "Hey, if I don't come back, hand that to my cousin. It'll annoy the snot out of him." On the 26th of the Amber Cold, Eleyas Camoryn did not come back. All that remained of him was his ugly yellow jacket... Of course. ((Been fun playing Eleyas. Won't give away too many details of his death, but it was pretty goshdang fun. He dun got himself killed though. Hah. Have a nice day, folks.))

Skype Name: chris.johnson8310 Hold/Faction: Markarth, safest city in the reach. Starting Troop Count: 550 armed guards, 30 mages, 103 militia Allegiance (Stormcloak or Empire): Empire Give me an interesting fact about the Elder Scrolls Series (lore,glitches etc.) : Cheese is for everyone.

1 Why you deserve a model. (Can be silly) This is a must. If you don't give me one I'll ban you. No pressure. 2. Character size. (Height, if they're fatter, etc) Use -ish statements. (Halfling-ish, Orc-ish) 6'1-ish, human-ish, muscle-ish 3. Character pose. (What they're doin' with their booooty body) Leaning against a sword with that lazy-guard like look you see everywhere. He has a smirk on his face. Like my profile picture. 4. Character skin. (The flat PNG file, not a screenshot)

I ranted about how you gave us nothing to say. https://soundcloud.com/crayfish_chris/im-a-fool https://soundcloud.com/crayfish_chris/lord-of-the-craft-trailer-parts-1-4 And I've already given you folks the rest of my soundcloud thingies, so those are examples too, I suppose? I don't even know.

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Since I am GM I am (of course) master Leaguer. Please, join me in battling our foes on this real time strategy and you shall become a mod gain my friendship.

As a GM, I can positively say this will not be allowed.

Little Yulnii is amused by this contest. Very amused indeed. May the power of the snark compel you.

This thread has served its purpose. The same points have been repeated, over and over again. The staff shall look through and make their decision accordingly. I'm a bit disappointed that this turned to bashing of other players. We're all playing the same game, and we're all here to have fun. Act mature and be nice to people.

This problem could be solved if we just respected each other and played nice :P

I'm locking this. Here's the main reason. We do not appreciate toxicity here on LoTC, and calling other people's characters "pieces of crap" is an awful thing to do. I don't care how you see a good or bad character, but it is entirely subjective and this thread derails from one of the primary rules here on LoTC, which is to treat others with respect. I'm not asking you to change your opinion, but instead to present it in a... kinder matter. Honestly, this will become a flaming thread. Speak to the folks who asked for art in PMs. Be nice to people. Topic locked.

Yulnii walks around Tahn'siol, as she generally does. She then realizes that there is more written in this post than in the beginning one. It doesn't feel right. Her walks is nice and calm, knowing that she isn't having to extend her writing via edits.

Stick to the topic, please. We're not looking for the reasoning behind the proposal, instead we're looking for feedback on the proposal. Anyone have any constructive criticism for the ideas at hand?

Ugh... but this involves actual... effort... I'll give it my best shot. I honestly shouldn't even try, now that that is going to win everything.

Pugsy.

I am not going to school. No sirree. :P I play this game to be a knight or a mage, not a student, which I am IRL. (If it's formed in RP it could be a solid idea, you just need enough people to attend/be a part of the RP atmosphere. Most schools go under for the reason stated above.)