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  1. >ironclads with cannons 

    >bullshit magic everywhere

    >fantasy rp

    >flintlock pistol is too much

    >nice

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    2. Murdervish

      Murdervish

      Tech level is all over the place on LotC and they have made it quite clear that what they really care about is arbitrary fantasy aesthetics they imagine and not combatting anachronism or discouraging powergaming. Makes tinkering rp pretty ******* hard, by the ******* way. I have no ******* idea what I'm allowed to make or not even among the things I can mechanically create.

       

      Would people powergame? Yeah, but if that's gonna be your excuse, there are swaths of lore you need to take a hard goddamn look at.

    3. AlphaMoist

      AlphaMoist

      People did kind of vote to not have guns on lotc. That was a community decision, not a staff one @Murdervish

    4. Murdervish

      Murdervish

      I know it was a community decision, and their reasoning was ultimately "muh anachronistic fantasy aesthetics".

  2. -genocide list-

    - elves

    - ascended

    - pagans

    - norlanders

    - flays lol

    - druids

    - plant people

    - half race abominations

    - fat monkey haters

     

  3. why does 'raid baiting' exist

    why does raiding cooldowns exist

    why does raid rules exist

    why arent the weak killed by the strong

    how is this medieval rp

    why do freebuilds exist

    why does tythus buy burger king with donation money

    why do we have magic

    why was ioannis admin

     

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    2. Chub

      Chub

      Just got back from my expedition in the jungles of the Amazon, met some lovely people. ?

    3. fat robert

      fat robert

      >lotc

      >where the weak is protected by  unfair rules claiming to be 'fair' to protect erpers

      nice medieval cool fantasy roleplay premium minecraft roleplaying server 

      "Welcome to Lord of the Craft, the world's #1 Minecraft Roleplaying Server. "

       

      not for long lol

    4. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      lotc was supposed to die in october 2014 remember exodus killed it

  4. bad rper

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    2. overlord2305

      overlord2305

      You're right, there need to be harians for them to be able to give a ****

    3. ibraheemc2000

      ibraheemc2000

      *sigh* i tried to make peace with lamb chops....then all guns got pointed at me.....well sh!t......alright well seems i helped you two have fun now

    4. overlord2305

      overlord2305

      Wait you were offering free food

  5. I see absolutely no difference between a elf and a fat sheep

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    2. ThatGuy_777

      ThatGuy_777

      One's more wooling to part with their coat.

    3. ibraheemc2000

      ibraheemc2000

      sheep are the worlds overlords.....elves are the lowest class compared to the god sheep...also if you anger the sheep gods they will unleash hell upon us

       nqxS-kJIC5JwLu1tIC8CYQVzG20KBo-gQSNQO9vTmngJzMWt1BZZYmwSHyu-E1t9m_L_IL466RWfIXgEt94_b-psQKMDxnRYuUOEaBMlz6q7TqLVzXKNmAhDUUABZ2ip1_KJG0F8

  6. all american boy is gurl

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    2. fat robert

      fat robert

      typical noobster

    3. fat robert

      fat robert

      woah there communist relax

    4. fat robert

      fat robert

      think you're abit jealous there buddy. though you are a communist.

  7. Just got told to change my profile picture for no reason although it's a hindu sign i'm supposed to change it because a moderator asked me to? is this a joke?

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    2. DrakeHaze.

      DrakeHaze.

      It is not a symbol for the nazis, go look it up.

    3. fat robert

      fat robert

      The symbol is not a symbol for nazis and never will be. This is a sign of a religion you are literally telling me to remove my symbol of peace.

    4. Pinochet

      Pinochet

      lol @Slothtastic it's a religious symbol in hinduism, jainism and buddhism, not a actual nazi swastika.

  8. brooooooooooooo salam broooooooooooooo bro come to dubai bro

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    2. fat robert

      fat robert

      bro bro bro my big BRO why u dont come to dubai tommorow bro? i take u to sharjah city center bro we will be bros of bros and we will noob out there

    3. ibraheemc2000

      ibraheemc2000

      brooooOOOOOOO Dude brooooo my dude brooooO! i will think hard on it broooOOO we will hang once day brooOOOO inshallah broo!

    4. fat robert

      fat robert

      inshallah my bro

  9. for every elf killed the faster you get into heaven

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    2. ibraheemc2000

      ibraheemc2000

      i wounder if this apples to the jihad aggenst sutica......LETS DO IT!

    3. NotEvilAtAll
    4. fat robert

      fat robert

      suticans are pretty much elves

  10. noob is noob

    1. warlord of filth

      warlord of filth

      american boy is girl

      american boy is girl

    2. fat robert

      fat robert

      communist is communist

    3. erikur

      erikur

      lol communist still shitposting with his really funny tuskan raider memes u are truly a funny guy 

  11. list of evil pagans;

    ascended 

    elves (all)

    anyone who uses magic

    druids

    dunamis
     

  12. ((mao zedong propaganda music Red Sun in the Sky))

    1. fat robert
    2. Chub

      Chub

      天空中的红色太阳如此史诗般,我非常喜欢2445633884_db313860d3.jpg

    3. fat robert

      fat robert

      Nǐ hǎo my brother

      Image result for fat gook

       
  13. i will annihilate every elf i see from on now

    i encourage you all to do the same

    1. Scuba

      Scuba

      ur space aids

    2. Chub

      Chub

      saddam was a good man

  14. erpers should be banned perma 

    1. Raomir

      Raomir

      and gender bending

    2. fat robert

      fat robert

      gender benders and erpers are literally the same thing

       

       

  15. ( ( ( community guidelines ) ) ) 

    Edited by fat robert
    1. Skylez

      Skylez

      you have problem, clown??

    2. fat robert

      fat robert

      yes i have a problem with ppl banned for pointing out genuine pedophiles 

    3. Skylez

      Skylez

      ah yes......

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    1. JuliusAakerlund
    2. fat robert

      fat robert

      sweden is such a tolerant country 

      Edited by RobertGoodwill
  17. Image result for toilet

    1. erikur

      erikur

      pajeet clean my toilet

    2. HurferDurfer1

      HurferDurfer1

      i heard from a reliable source that robert is a coward and also bad at nappy wars

  18. @Haroldis a great gm

    1. fat robert

      fat robert

      @Skylez1 and skylez the biggest bro of all

    2. Skylez

      Skylez

      Sheds tear

  19. fun fact: all elves are pagans

    1. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      Are t'a 'alflin's also pagans?

    2. Ducklingator

      Ducklingator

      am elf, can confirm

  20. hehe... big mistake

    1. Chub

      Chub

      You've launched? You'll regret using that Scud Storm, General!
    2. fat robert

      fat robert

      chief social engineer incoming boot

  21. AHH!!!!!!! STOP PVP STOP PVP!!!!! I WANT MY RP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. ibraheemc2000

      ibraheemc2000

      elfs dont pvp smh.....

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