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Callistus

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  1. mustn’t forget the demon-consorting ascended, as they thrash out words of peace and fallacies amongst those very daemons they sought to exterminate, in that cursed tavern. A sore sight, even to the blind eye.
  2. I genuinely can't stand these unavailing lore posts. I really can't. It's one of the most trivial, pointless things a person could waste time composing. The idea that you think it's beneficial or entertaining to waste hours of your life in pursuit of mineman power under the veil of "entertainment and bringing together rp communities" speaks about how lonely and piteous you must be to get urged enough to write this. It probably seems counterproductive for me to scribe this, because writing genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this place without some ****wit chiming in to call me things like "retarded cervitaur" or "greek ****". But that doesn’t change the fact that you're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and /creative/, when all you're doing is the same thing -- pathetic power-grabbing and ego-stroking. Your lives are being wasted away because you find it witty to write these worthless threads, when in reality none of this will actually serve you unless you're senselessly addicted to power gaming and ineffectual strength feats. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something. please don't delete this please please I'm only practising my freedom of speech
  3. Let’s all just break bread and end the wars waged within this woebegone mineman server because it echoes the guileful acts of our forefathers and advocates senseless bloodshed and mass slaughter. It undermines the effort of millions who died to stop the repercussions of war, right? This correlates the point and argument you’re trying to make. Appreciate the effort, but no. RP is too sparse and happy-go-lucky as it is.
  4. you discredit the degeneracy of some players
  5. you would’ve done my eyes a solid if the entire lore wasn’t condensed in spoiler tags
  6. wake up samurai..

    1. Deer__

      Deer__

      We’ve got a city to burn.

  7. she ******* BETRAYED me...

    1. Jentos

      Jentos

      do NOT FALL FOR THE CREATURE

  8. [!] A young man, schooled in service to the Sect, came to bear the guild's insignia. It would depict their pennant, signifying the end of five-years in training, and the transition from fledgeling to Jackal. Upon its iron was engraved the youth’s name, and the plight from which he had been inducted; Bedrich of Morce, an orphan of war.
  9. One, disarmed child in stained threads and a state of hygiene to be pitied, stiffened up, lugged his shortsword, then lashed out for the third time at the trunk of an inanimate scarecrow. It stared him back, silent as the moon, with a loose smile cleft upon its wood. ”Tragic thing . .” the battered figurine grumbled in, unannounced.
  10. she took the kids..

    she took the ******* kids

    1. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      MOM SAYS TO GET ALL YOUR STUFF OUT AND MAKE ROOM FOR MY NEW DAD

  11. One, reverent, god-fearing man recited the prayers, then set out to fulfill the holy duties bestowed upon him. For maybe then would the miscreant be cleansed of sin, and amend that which he had erred against God. Maybe then would he appease, and make proud the lone creator. W̶h̴a̵t̷ ̶h̶o̶g̵s̴w̷a̴s̴h̵.̷ ̴S̸i̷n̶n̵e̸r̵s̴ ̶a̵r̸e̴ ̸n̷e̶v̸e̴r̷ ̴s̴h̷o̴w̷n̴ ̴p̴e̸n̸i̴t̵e̶n̸c̷e̸.̷
  12. I wonder when this aussie bogan’s gonna see my app ?

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    2. ScreamingDingo

      ScreamingDingo

      no it's too late

    3. Callistus

      Callistus

      **** . . . 

    4. Lirinya

      Lirinya

      It’s known that bogans can’t actually read

  13. enslave me. . thrash away at that tragic, ruthful soul of mine.
  14. the horrid tumult of constant gunshot, missiles of absolute destruction and even the dreaded cries of dying soldiers were rampant in the background of a carnaged vietnam, a racket the psuedo-american veteran of mineman grew used to. He smackt his pink lips, bit his nails, then ran a greased fat finger across his filth-ridden keyboard as he thought things over. He was prepared for yet another day of simulated war, in his most beloved game of mineman, where he'd oft favor cartoonic block e-girls over the real deal. A smile crossed his lips as he prepared some lotion, and then began to unstrip. It was but another casual day for parkerman.

    get dunked on kid @Parker

    1. Parker

      Parker

      ah yes... now you must rewrite this lore because I am not in the jungle no more....

  15. lol ok now this is epic.

  16. And now my watch begins.

  17. A pale, sickly Reiter recites a hushed prayer — striking his chest hard in faith.
  18. if you confuse me for phil, lol ok you’re not epic

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    2. KeatonUnbeaten

      KeatonUnbeaten

      @Pond i see phil is embarassing himself online again smh

    3. GDPR 014

      GDPR 014

      I hate you you Greek mookazoid

    4. Callistus

      Callistus

      i hate you too you... android

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