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  1. ((Never understood why would someone would post his battle strategy but its a good post so +1))
  2. Hm, smelly dwarf dont steal goldhands hmm smelly hmm

    1. HortonHeardAWho

      HortonHeardAWho

      Tbf I’d steal hands if they were made out of gold

  3. #FreeJokerLow

     

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    2. Auriel_

      Auriel_

      free my autoclicker

    3. drfate786

      drfate786

      1 hour ago, Auriel_ said:

      free my autoclicker

       

      Only he wasn’t using it on minecraft so they banned him simply for having it.

    4. JokerLow

      JokerLow

      @Auriel_sorry, cant hear y’all snitches, y’all been snitchin’ too loud, gtfo my profile hello?

  4. Hekkaes would hail at the new settlement.
  5. Actually wanna join a better dwarven clan?
    The clan that was made by the first EVER dwarven merchant?

     

  6. When are we going to Ulrah?

    1. Forestdwarfman

      Forestdwarfman

      Forest dwarf when

    2. JokerLow

      JokerLow

      One day my friend, one day...

  7. JokerLow

    A Map of Arcas

    Great job on the map, fantastic!
  8. Hekkaes 'Anvilaxe' Goldhand looks at the poster in Ves "Oi see da compane' es guud at maken posters aswell!. Hail Nottingham Trading Company."
  9. Farewell friend, it has been a good time alongside you. Hope to see you around discord from time to time.
  10. Damn, I heard about beard magic when I was new, didnt expect it to actually be something wtf. Bring dwarven magic back up.
  11. JokerLow

    ;/

    Bye epic gamer. Lotc got another epic gamer down. god dammit.
  12. [!] A white raven would leave a letter regarding the giveaway Name ((and Username)):Hekkaes ‘Anvilaxe’ Goldhand (JokerLow) Giveaway Item #1: Storm’s Call, Hammer of the Thunderlord Giveaway Item #2: Yemekarloss'Varekan Giveaway Item #3: Trulliv oz Belka
  13. JokerLow

    sshary

    I approve that the dwarf is part of the Anvilaxe bloodline and member of Goldhand clan.
  14. Hekkaes ‘Anvilaxe’ Goldhand would pass by, looking at what the artist drew “O’ t’ere es ‘amnel ‘nd Garrond Fros’beard, wot a paer eron great lads.” the dwarf would continue walking as he would smoke cactus green.
  15. Oof, I’ll miss you man, I had fun in the little rp we had. Take care.
  16. Got it, my first warlcaim didnt knew a lot about what I must do, I hope this works well.
  17. Role-play: (Establish the rationale with a brief summary of events leading up to this point which includes your CB and plans for the war.) On the old times of the Kingdom of Kal’Arab, there were two brothers. Balin and Hekkaes. Which both agreed that Hekkaes shall be the one who ruled. 6 years it took for the two dwarves to build the kingdom, which later on would become just a hideout for their clan. As the enemies of Kaz’Ulrah rising up, the citzens of Kal’Arab knew they had to get back to their homeland, Kaz’Ulrah. Before they could left, Hekkaes ‘Anvilaxe’ Goldhand, claimed two settlements for the kingdom. An abandoned village and a big farm near bandits tent. As time passed by, the dwarf would constantly visit the settlements, checkin up on them, but it was that one time, that he forgot to check on the for two weeks. Once he remembered that he must check on them, he began his way towards Kal’Arab. Kal’Arab was fine as always, the farm was better than before, stranges built a wall around it but once he went to check on the last settlement, the unknown village, different walls were risen up, different from those he left, big gates were there, not allowing anyone to come in, but as the dwarf knew the place better than anyone he found a way in. Checkin up the village, looking around, a strange figure appeared. It was a woman creeping on Hekkaes. He notices her presence, in which the woman says “Are you going to keep creeping around?” where Hekkaes replied “Fok off bitc’” beginning to take off towards Kaz’Ulrah to inform his fellow dwarves of what happend. Once arrived, he saw Balin, his little brother, not such a great fighter, but a loyal clan member. He rushes up towards him saying “Prepare yerself kronul, we goen tu kazak.” in which Balin responded “Kazak? Anot’a one? Did we nae ‘ad enoug’ eron kazak kronul? W’u ye goen tu foig’t?” Hekkaes shook his head “Dis es fo’ Kal’Arab. Sum craze’ bitc’ came t’roug’ ‘nd occupied our foken s’ite.”. Balin would look in shock at Hekkaes “W’o did suc’ a t’ing?” Hekkaes would draw his warhammer “Oi nae know w’u da bitc’ was, but Oi nae care w’u lives t’ere, Oi will make rivers of t’eir blood flow across t’ose lands.”. A moment of silence passed, before Hekkaes would grunt and try to go announce more dwarves, Balin suddenly steps in front of him “’ave ye tried atleast tu talk tu sumone t’ere?” Hekkaes woul shake his head, trying once again to make his way towards other dwarves but Balin would grab his arm dragging him back “Ye will nae declare kazak, we will gu ‘nd talk tu t’em!”. Hekkaes releases a long sigh before he would nod, placing his warhammer at his back making his way back towards the village. As they arrived, the same woman would be standing in the village, careless totally not prepared for an ambush. Hekkaes and Balin would be sneaking behind the woman pointing his blade at her neck before shouting “OI BITC’, LEAVE DA FOKEN VILLAGE! DIS ES KAL’ARAB PROPERTE’! YE ‘RE NAE WELCOME!”. The woman was in shock, suprised by the dwarves, in which she replied “I just saw these ruins, rebuilt them, making this place look better.”. Hekkaes would walk up slowly towards the woman with his blade pointed at her neck the dwarf would command to the woman “On yer knees!”. Balin stood along Hekkaes, silent for the most of the time, in mean time the woman refusend to get on her knees which made Hekkaes angry, pushing his blade into the woman’s neck enough to cause her pain and discomfort. The woman would stay steady, not showing any type of problems in Hekkaes’s threats. The dwarf would get more and more angry in which he shouted again “Comen’ ‘ere was yer biggest mistake!”. The dwarf would then make a sudden move, going to push his blade into the woman’s neck, in which the woman replied with a defensive move, placing both his hands in the way of the sword, havving them stabbed. The dwarf would look in shock as the woman’s reaction would be quicker than he would expect, he would continue pushing his blade into the woman, finally arriving at her neck, before he could stab the woman in the neck, the woman stated “You know, I once thought that dwarves are honorable beings, not barbarians. I looked up to you Hekkaes as a paragon, seems like I was wrong! I want you to look in my eyes before you kill me! Look me in my eyes!”. The dwarf would chuckle, looking straight into the woman’s eyes, as he would push his blade into the woman’s neck, letting out a evil laugh “Justice’!”. Balin would look angry at Hekkaes “W’y did ye killed her?! We could’ve talked tu ‘er!”, Hekkaes would focus his gaze at Balin “Words ‘re en vain now.”. He would take the blade out of the woman’s neck, going to walk away “Announce all da gold’ands ‘nd orks, we ‘re goen tu make an ambush on da village. We will s’ow t’em nae fok wit’ us, Oi will slaugt’er ‘em up, take our lands back, taken’ back wot es ours!”. Balin would begin walking along with his brother, going to later send a bird to every Goldhand clan member and the Rex of the ex Iron’Uzg. CBs: (Provide a list of CBs you believe to have with proof to back them up. These will be reviewed by moderators for approval.) Offensive Building and Abandonment. Side A: (The faction posting the warclaim) Kal’Arab, allies , people rply called to help and volunteers. Side B: (The faction responding to the warclaim.) Unknown Village Proposed Date & Time: (Example: September 17, 1787 @ 3 P.M. EST.) Friday 07.12.2018 9PM GMT+ Proposed Rules: (Suggest any unique modifications or restrictions for this warclaim.) The war should be played with PvP only. No allies should join since it will be a night attack, ambusing the village. Atleast 1 GM should supervise the war since there will probably not be over 20 people at the war. Location: (Provide a screenshot of the area being warclaimed from the dynmap.) Discord: (Your current Discord username, example: Test#1234.) JokerLow#2823
  18. The Golden Act The Golden Act, is a vassalization act between the Goldhand clan and Rockjaw clan, Rockjaw clan being vassals to Goldhands already but this time renewing the terms of the vassalization. Goldhands terms: Rockjaws and Goldhands will have the duty to protect the Goldhands from any threats. Rockjaws will have the duty to have their residence along the Goldhands. Every upcoming clan father of the Rockjaws, will be obligated to do a blood oath to the Goldhand clan. Rockjaws terms: Goldhands will help the Rockjaws in their builds. The Rockjaws will have their section in any settlement Goldhands goes/makes/claims. -Signed by Hekkaes ‘Anvilaxe’ Goldhand, Clan Father of the Goldhands, Justice Hammer of Yemekar, Prelate of Yemekar.
  19. JokerLow

    SShary

    I approve this is an Anvilaxe related character, I am the Anvilaxe current Clan Father and family head of the blood line. The guy making the account is an ex user of the account ‘Leomitis’ he has experience with LOTC roleplay.
  20. Minecraft name:JokerLow Discord:JokerLow#2823 RP: Name:Hekkaes Anvilaxe Race:Dwarf Subrace:Cave Dwarf Age:Between 100-200 Faith:Brathmordakin
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