Anyone Can Say Sorry

[_Jandy_ 3519]

A stray elf cheers for this 'True Son of Malin' and proclaims that he has managed to get every notable elf to turn against him due to his relentless onslaught of annoying posters. The 'True Son of Malin' has been the one to successfully unify the elves on this day.

[func_Soap 410]

1 minute ago, Will (TauFirewarrior) said:

"The Mali'aheral do not honour Malin

"But ye' don' deny worshipen' the dead Malin, as you hypocritically criticise th' Orcs? Or am I misunderstanden'?"

[Will (TauFirewarrior) 2466]

Just now, mra8ur93ss said:

"But ye' don' deny worshipen' the dead Malin, as you hypocritically criticise th' Orcs? Or am I misunderstanden'?"

"No one is worshiping Malin, not the Mali'aheral, not the Ame, how did you even get to this? Mali'aheral honour Larihei and follow her teachings and cultural values. The Mali'ame do indeed follow the teachings of Malin however the way they honour Malin is not be attempting to genocide a race or bring plague on the world. I don't see how me critiquing the Uruk for the way they honour their leader is hypocritical, it is uncivilized to war on people in an attempt to genocide them to honour a leader." remarks Orsino 

[winterblood 11181]

"This is so DUMB!" sighed Nemir as she took a bottle of wine from the shelf next to her desk.  Nemir then returns to her chair to continue reading some dusty book. "Bunch of dingbats..."

[Argontum 153]

"Stop."

[Areon 947]

"And I wonder what the name of the Empire that the Mali'aheral and Warhawkes will be put under if they win the war will be. For their alliance shall surely form one. Valah are always looking for more," says a young elf.

[Jachnun 566]

"Write one ******* missive you dickhead." mutters an angry William Chamberlain as three different essays about the same topic are thrown at him instantaneously. 

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

"These propaganda posts make me feel sick to the stomach in all honesty, reminds me of darker times. But the upside is being weighed down by inner torment seems to make you very popular with the ladies. You win and lose in every case I suppose." monologued Artimec to a confused band of sirame, druids and assorted elves who probably worry for his health.

[Nekkore 641]

"Oh boy..."

[Kaelan 1918]

1 hour ago, 吳憾戰士14 said:

-snip-

Aelthus Aureon would worry about his Prince's health, feeling sorry for the 'Ame who had simply worked towards uniting the children of Malin as a single state!

[Gone 869]

Barricaded in a new home Cheza seems to consider herself safe. Safe that is until a third poster flies in through an open window, landing upon her back. With a shriek the elf flees into her basement until her family finds her, still sitting there, and muttering about how "They just kept comin'..."

 

One of her children later expresses confusion as to why there were three posters and not just one with all the information.

[Jygg 330]

Za'Kabar wanders into the same bar as his Druid brothers. "Too mawch dwrama." He moves to pick a bottle up from the counter. He frowns as he moves to turn the bottle upside down, only a few droplets coming out of the bottle. He sighs at this. "Why es da rum awlways gawne?"

[Archbishop 1784]

1 minute ago, Shroud said:

"Why es da rum awlways gawne?"

 

A loud and raspy voice calls out

"For Metztli wills it to be so!"

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