Left 41 Share Posted February 2, 2021 BEASTMEN ACT, 1805 By decree of His Highness, for their crimes against creation and descendantkind, the following creatures are henceforth barred from entering The Principality of Rubern’s borders: I. Lizardmen, otherwise known as ‘Azdrazi’ or ‘Dragonkin’ II. Apemen, otherwise known as ‘Hou-zi’ or ‘Hou’ III. Catmen, otherwise known as ‘Kharajyr’ or ‘Kha’. IV. Dogmen, otherwise known as ‘Werewolves’ or ‘Lycanthropes’ V. Fishmen, otherwise known as ‘Mermaids’ or ‘Sirens’ VI. Goatmen, otherwise known as ‘Inferi’ or ‘Demons’ VII. Plantmen, otherwise known as ‘Bryophites’ or ‘Grassheads’ Any of the aforementioned beastmen found within our borders without His Highness’ consent will be asked once to leave before being relieved of their heads. Signed, His Highness Lothar Vladislav Alimar Prince of Rubern Lord of the Ruberni Protector of the Hazmez People 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblefina 2244 Share Posted February 2, 2021 "Nice," says Juniper Wick, a racist. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of The Moon 5124 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Prince Lothar shakes his fist out across the lake, reading his most recent act aloud in hopes of putting those pesky fishmen of their place. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoanOfArc 4586 Share Posted February 2, 2021 "HASKIR! WATCH OUT!" a dark elf screamed upon reading the missive to their friend! 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ydegirl 1757 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Vesna, a Haenseni Citizen was not aware of the existence of 'Fishmen', 'Mermaids', or 'Sirens'. She shrugged, going about her day, picking berries and farming. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryloth 4314 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Just now, JoanOfArc said: "HASKIR! WATCH OUT!" a dark elf screamed upon reading the missive to their friend! "Oh no," Haskir frowns, "They must not have liked what I've done!" He then looks at his map, unable to locate the place he should avoid. 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xarkly 12618 Share Posted February 2, 2021 "About time someone put those Grassheads in their place," Konstantin Wick rumbled his agreements, leaving the group of soldiers frowning in concern after they had brought the document labelled 'Rubern' to him. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jentos 6884 Share Posted February 2, 2021 "A most pleasant place, devoid of tempting evils." nodded one green-coated scholar reading the notice. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valannor 6345 Share Posted February 2, 2021 13 minutes ago, The King Of The Moon said: Prince Lothar shakes his fist out across the lake, reading his most recent act aloud in hopes of putting those pesky fishmen of their place. Spoiler I, too, despise those nasty scalefaces down at Devil's Reef. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1_Language_1 1671 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Wilheim looks upon the missive... pondering the situation the other day.. He pursed his lips. "I wonder if they also consider the lineage of 'Horen' as Dragonkin.. since they so claim to descend from dragons.." The old man gently rubbed at his bandaged wrist and his bruised head, before he picked up a bundle of books, filled with the doomsday message. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEEGK 1267 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Rahtol Wick scratches his head, "What did they do wrong?" He questioned, the only anti-racist of his family. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werew0lf 12024 Share Posted February 3, 2021 “Death to the people!” A stranger chanted as he lurched through a scorching trek of ash, clearly a racist. “You forgot the mud-men.” The man squints, his wrinkled palm smacking the parchment. “That means wood elves. . . - because they look like mud.” 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBR 1484 Share Posted February 3, 2021 A certain vampire wipes his brow "Whew, sure am glad they didn't ban vampires, that would've been bad." 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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