Orlanth 3553 Share Posted December 5, 2022 12th of the Sun’s Smile, Year 105 of the Second Age To the people of the United Kingdom of Aaun and your filthy despot rulers, We have kidnapped the so-called Duke of Adria and his retinue, one of them being the 12-year-old Margraeve Jan Ivanovich. For us, it was as easy as entering your town and watching them all lay down their swords, trembling with fear at the very sight of us. You have rested for too long on your ill-gotten laurels of victory plucked through the betrayal of your own kind. You now have one choice. To meet us in combat, to sally your men and women to fight us and retake your Duke. If you fail to meet this challenge, we shall kill them all, and you will have to hold another three-day long election, or worse – stitch the buffoon’s head back onto his shoulders and enlist the help of Necromancers to summon him back from the depths of Hell where we intend to send him if you forgo our warning. We eagerly await your swords, -The Ferrymen Spoiler @seannie@LithiumSedai 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancho 2550 Share Posted December 5, 2022 Lucas of Petra gasps and faints at the stunning revelation! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
excited 10834 Share Posted December 5, 2022 "Good lad," said a Scallywag Peter donning the bandana of his fallen comrade, Valentin Mareno. "Shame they remain beneath a despotic wretch. Someday, all these lands shall be free again, and the principles of the Imperial past shall be laid to rest once for all. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
subatomic 1097 Share Posted December 5, 2022 Aberzak Solemm, the self proclaimed; 'Prince of ze Ofrika' laughs with his ferrum longsword. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xMuted 2468 Share Posted December 5, 2022 Dave gets perhaps a little too excited. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshBright 2104 Share Posted December 5, 2022 Jarad would read over the missive before laughing his head off "The boys are back at it again!" he said before reading the missive again and pondering "I wonder how Banjo, Coins, and, the others are doing." he said, pausing for a moment before giving a small sigh and shake of his head. "Hope they are all doing well." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimus420 1732 Share Posted December 5, 2022 from within his cell, Jan having lost a finger during this ordeal sees he was promoted to margrave! He thinks this is quite based. 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRCHENN 3667 Share Posted December 5, 2022 [!] The 5th Exalted, the Prophet Derfey, dictated to his disciples in light of such suffering and strife. "Chat, are you serious right now?" - The Canticles of Derfey (5:8) 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnusualBrit 2064 Share Posted December 5, 2022 “Dominus…” A Velian sighed, developing disdain for Ferrymen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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