Elite Snipes 3542 Popular Post Share Posted August 6, 2023 (edited) ᛒᚨᛏᛏᛚᛖ ᛟᚠ ᛏᚺᛖ ᚺᛟᛟᚴBATTLE OF THE HOOKᛒᚨᛏᛏᛚᛖ ᛟᚠ ᛏᚺᛖ ᚺᛟᛟᚴ On a calm sunny day, two Frostbeards sat on the bridge of Norland and fished in hopes of catching a meal for the night. The Norlandic river, famed for its exotic fish, attracted the Frostbeard duo to try their luck. With the Brathmortakin smiling upon them due to their recent victories, the Frostbeards quickly hauled in one fish after another. Though this simple fishing trip was quickly ruined by the sound of a Norlandic warhorn, sounding the alarm and the city guard positioning on the walls. The Frostbeards quickly noticed this and sent word back to Urguan. A quick reaction force combined with Ferrymen, Frostbeards, and Irehearts quickly departed to assist the two peaceful fishermen. The Norlandic guard quickly formed at the gates, griping their spears and yelling insults at the two Frostbeards, evidently showing they intended to shed dwarven blood. As the reaction force arrived, the Norlandic party swiftly pushed out their city and met the dwarven party on the road, but with further reinforcements. The Norlandic party rallied behind their commander, showing their full strength, reinforced by their allies from the Vale as well as Adria. As each side faced off, it was evident that the dwarves were vastly outnumbered, numbering only 140 men compared to the combined rally of 250 men from Norland, Adria, and the Vale. Thirsting for dwarven blood, the battle quickly ensued, by the Norlandic charging forward into the dwarven party. The highly skilled party of dwarves quickly retreated, going to split off in teams in the woods as they fell back in an attempt to split off the large group of Norlanders. Each party skirmished back and forth on the road, exchanging bow fire and surging forward, but as the battle prolonged, the Norlanders quickly began to be picked off by the higher-trained force of dwarves. The Norlandic commander foolishly calling a push swiftly retreated back down the road towards the city, though this was the fatal killing blow for the Norlanders as the dwarven party swiftly pushed through the retreating party, picking off stragglers and eventually slaying the Norlandic commander. With their leader dead and their force losing more than half their numbers, the Norlanders quickly pulled back into the city, shutting the gates and cowering in fear. The Dwarven party, only losing 10 men, let out a victorious warcry before returning home with a Norland prisoner, releasing him on his way in respect for his capabilities as a warrior. But let it be known that the Norlanders willfully attacked two peaceful dwarven fishermen who offered no harm or threat to innocent civilians. The failures as well as cowardice of King Balon's ‘The Handless’ is evident, he refuses to acknowledge his wrongdoing in the war and sends needless warriors to their deaths for a war of his own making. King Balon and Mirven of the Vale, we will not rest until dwarven justice is achieved, with or without further bloodshed. Spoiler Starting Numbers: 14 vs 25 Ending Numbers: 13 vs 12 GG Norland. Edited August 6, 2023 by Elite Snipes 30 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeatonUnbeaten 1102 Share Posted August 6, 2023 "Anothah great victoreh," states Kadrac Frostbeard gleefully. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1784 185 Share Posted August 6, 2023 “Wow! Brave warriors all!” says Gardaf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MailC3p 1159 Share Posted August 6, 2023 Spoiler Hey Elite why did you put a bunch of crosses on a picture of people which would make it seem like they all died but then also said that only 1 person in the entire pvp died Editing: I might genuinely be dyslexic because I definitely read it went from 14v25 to 13v25 and was so confused as to why a victory post would be made about that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eokamaster 215 Share Posted August 6, 2023 Peter Frostbeard would clench his fist and slam his desk, tears rolling down his face "You bastard Ireheart! I'll nevah forgiv ye for killin Sorviiss! Not Sorvis, you bastard!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxboiy 86 Share Posted August 6, 2023 "Weh showed those monkehs deh true meaning o' Guerilla Warfare!" Mervel slaps belleh. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_RoyalCrafter_ 3242 Share Posted August 6, 2023 (edited) "How much more can they beh pushed, teh truth must beh evident to 'em. How much more can we push forward? Wastin loives wastin toime." The Grand King would being to pen letters. Edited August 6, 2023 by _RoyalCrafter_ wording 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jihnyny 2572 Share Posted August 6, 2023 24 minutes ago, MailC3p said: Reveal hidden contents Hey Elite why did you put a bunch of crosses on a picture of people which would make it seem like they all died but then also said that only 1 person in the entire pvp died Spoiler all those behind him are Norlanders. Urguan lost one dude. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry 1859 Share Posted August 6, 2023 “Should’ah taken the head off teh warmonger, King Balon. Too merciful, takin’ onleh teh hand.” An old dwarf would shake his head from his home outside of Urguan, grumbling he had missed the opportunity himself. 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juvens 198 Share Posted August 6, 2023 Reading the news from atop a far away mountain that has been delivered by an ugly Raven he smiles, nods and says to himself: “Well done, lads! Ye cheer me up on me vacation with yer bravereh!” 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunnic 347 Share Posted August 9, 2023 Emerging from his deep slumber Atthil Frostbeard let out a groggy yawn in response to the cheers of the returning and victorious dwarves. "Focken 'ell! Misd anothah foight, did ah?" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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