An Open Letter to the Frost Witches of Aevos

[SimplySeo 5270]

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Flocks of ravens descend from the mountains of Urguan, baring the sigil of Clan Starbreaker, their letters are dispersed throughout the continent.

TO THE MAN-EATING WITCHES OF FROST

 

This year marks my two-hundred and forty-fifth yuletide without snow, a sorry truth, for as a boy, I enjoyed the hiking about the snow-capped chalk-alps of Kaz'Ulrah. At this point, many generations of Dwarves have been born that have never, in fact, experienced a white yuletide. Among the many troubles plaguing our society, I rate this one higher than most. Therefore, I write this letter for the greater-good of Urguan, petitioning you to curse the land with winter, as you often make a habit of doing so elsewhere, so these Beardlings might experience the joy of Yuletide as I once did. Furthermore, I wish to force fur mantles and the like to come back into fashion, as I am quite proud of my own, for it belonged to the now-extinct morko bear of  Arcas (or was it Atlas? I am too old to recall.)

 

 

SIGNED

Jorvin, son of Kazrin, son of Gardath, son of Osram, son of Koryk, son of Kazraden son of Skalf, son of Gotrek, son of Urguan, Lord of Gotrek’s Folk, Clan-Father of Elder Clan Starbreaker, Holder of the Book of Grudges, High Reckoner of Urguan, Priest of Dungrimm, Grand King Emeritus, Founding Councillor of the Fourth Grand Kingdom of Urguan, Conqueror of the Voidspawn Photania, Conqueror of the Korvassa, Slayer of the Traitor-Aengul, Gazardiel, Hero of the Brathmordakin

[wowj 2825]

*Braevos

A Scribe would correct the misspelling of the TRUE name of the continent.

[Cpt_Noobman 1377]

 

[hemomancy 2850]

One witch wonders; perhaps, should they all be gathered.

[Elennanore 2775]

"Last time, they cursed a place with snow that already had snow!" The High Keeper spoke with irritable tone!

[Diogen 3071]

The Frost Mother was in complete and utter shock at the missive. She did not expect for Dwarves to think of her as a bringer of Krugmas. She does not know how to feel about this. The only thing that went through her mind was "what the ****."

[Wulfric 98]

Obok Metaldrinks read through the missive but gripped it in both hands and looked closer with furrowed brows as he read the titles :'oly crap! just 'ow many parents do yer 'ave?!: he exclaimed in shock

[Xein000 90]

Siriky grabs an paper in the air and looks it over and smiles  "Guess we might get some snow and see the land become white for an change I guess. Can't wait to see what it will look like."

 

Gwen picks up an note as she's walking around "Hm, this is kinda nice. Others using their powers for something other than just bad things. Does it make them good or ne I wonder? Maybe I should ask someone about that." She puts it away and walks on on her way.

[SimplySeo 5270]

12 minutes ago, Diogen said:

The Frost Mother was in complete and utter shock at the missive. She did not expect for Dwarves to think of her as a bringer of Krugmas. She does not know how to feel about this. The only thing that went through her mind was "what the ****."

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Several later letters are amended to include the following hastily tacked on.

 

PS. If you go through with it, you can eat one of the councillors, half of them don't do their job anyway.

PPS. If it increases my chances at all, I briefly had a thing with a Frost Witch in Serrimor.

[Netphreak 449]

Another Mother would stare at the missive with total disbelief, letting the parchment fall to the ground and begins her journey to the land of the small people. 

[_RoyalCrafter_ 3242]

THE GRAND KING APPROVES THIS MISSIVE

[Papa Rock 387]

"The Ancestor Gods have blessed meh wiff snow fur eterniteh. 'ave no need fur blue skinned elgeh wigglin' fingers at DEH sky teh make et drizzle white dust."

 

Grumbles a Starbreaker upon reading the missive.