__Clocky

ICBMs and Tanks coming soon to your medieval docks.

A certain orc sips on his hot twiggie soup. "Mmmmm... yummiey twiggie grub."

IGN: __Clocky Roleplay name: Bugharz'Grat Discord tag: __Clocky#6667 Amount of tickets: 3

Bugharz'Grat smiles the suns smile.

“Zo noyw dah twiggiez ayr kalleeng demzelvez knyghtys. Mi rekallz dat mi flatted dub ov dem bi mizelf.” A certain orc remarked.

Why, my good sir, I was simply trying to have a peaceful day and I stumbled upon this banter! Your attempts are both trumped by my bid of 400!

A local orc remarks, "Zheeeezh, goytta puyt zum rezpekt un ah nayme."

Now, I am one of the most Oren Die people you'll meet. But this is amazing. Keep doing what you're doing! It's incredible.

[!] Posters of victory are hung up around the entirety of Almaris. The Victory of Northlandgrad over Orenian Forces Providence being burnt down after the victory of Northlandgrad forces, circa 1818. Today, we gather to celebrate the victory of Northlandgrad over the Orenian Army, right in their own city of Providence. We have captured the emperor, all the members of the alderman, all of the ISA generals and commanders, and every single Orenian citizen. We did not start this war, but we will for sure end it, for we will have not but a single ounce of mercy to the defenseless women and children of Oren. While this poster is abrupt, I would like to say that we easily came into Oren with 900 armed forces, and slaughtered 500 women and children mercilessly. I have made the emperor denounce the pontiff, and all Orenians, but I will not provide evidence because I do not want to. - Commander of the Northlandgrad Armed Forces, God King Laquinta

"TU WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" The hulking Uruk named Bugharz'Grat would cry out in the Krugmar keep.

This U? 🤡

Because the religion isn’t canon in my book No

I think I found it myself Out of order but- Favorite nation is probably Krugmar (Sorry Elvenesse) Funniest experience? Hard to choose, but I'd probably go with using a snaga as a broom to sweep dirt a couple days ago! I gotta say though, there's definitely something else I did that I remember was really funny, but I can't put my finger on it. Favorite player/staff member? Haven't got one, it's too hard to choose! Where exactly are the wheat fields? You don't need to know... that's classified idk

Harley why do you do this to me 'doing ur mom something something bad at fortnite'

Title "Ask mineman clicker about mineman RP because he has been trapped for a year"

A certain halfling known by the name of James Peregrin would stare at the flier on the Bramblebury noticeboard. He scoffed. It seemed something such as this would not go unnoticed in the quaint village, him ripping down the missive and stomping on it, burying it further into the soil. "Now, oi'm noeh genius loike teh grea' Perreh Ova'ill, bu' oi knuw t'a' t'ose stewpeed bigguns ar' inferiah ter teh grea' 'alflin' race. Oi go' more o' t'ese ter take care of." James would exclaim, before ambling down the paths of Bramblebury and ripping the missives out of each and every mailbox and spot they were in. It seemed he was opposed to the idea.

James Peregrin would look at the message on display, thinking to himself. Normally, things such as this went in one ear and out the other. Not this time, however, as the title of “High Prince” sounded really cool to him. “Well, teh toitle o’ ‘oig’ preence dus sund vereh cuul. Soeh dus dis gueh’s naem! Oi vote fer ‘eem... er w’a’evah teh fawk.” He’d exclaim, before looking around at the empty surroundings that was the Elvenesse notice board at his sides. How sad. He simply shrugged, and continued about his day.

this u?

Chenn stop coping

I smell cope It smells like chicken

MC Name: __Clocky Current Tier: None :( Desired Tier: A Reason to be Moved: I literally **** on you in 1v1s Aiden

This is more of an april fools than making LoTC a pvp server

I've got some ironic application gems for you guys.