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Old Man Boiendl

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  1. I didn't know the fun police were North Korean enforcers.... *grumble* "Delete my posts my status updates....hmph"

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    2. craotor

      craotor

      Boiendl you sick old ****,this is my joke

    3. Agnub

      Agnub

      Lym is not having fun. Subsequently neither am I apparently.

    4. ayresalex
  2. *gets home from a 3 day regatta, sits in chair, looks at the regatta in 2 weeks, see's he's bow, dies on the inside*

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    2. Old Man Boiendl

      Old Man Boiendl

      Quads don't suck, just have to have a good quad and a good shell. Filipi quads are the way to goooooooooooooooooooooooo

    3. Kickstarted and Running

      Kickstarted and Running

      I have a horrible coxswain and usually the stren rowers are switched in and out. I'm always with my buddy Kellen though, we row the double quite well.

    4. Old Man Boiendl

      Old Man Boiendl

      Are you going to club nationals Italian?

  3. y do we need feminists, im a white upper middle class male so i know a thing or two about rights and i say only men should have em

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    2. Old Man Boiendl

      Old Man Boiendl

      What does the 1 mean

    3. Old Man Boiendl

      Old Man Boiendl

      What does the 1 mean

    4. Kickstarted and Running

      Kickstarted and Running

      When the savior Ellen Degeneres takes the Throne of Truth and wages a holy war on Cisgendered freaks you will be begging on your knees you intolerant and hateful scum.

  4. I just rp'd a pony

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    2. 。◕‿‿◕。 Hawk Whitestorm

      。◕‿‿◕。 Hawk Whitestorm

      *goes to Malinor

      WOW NO TROLLS! People can actually RP there!

    3. Old Man Boiendl

      Old Man Boiendl

      *went to malinor as a pony

    4. Arbrek the Ancient

      Arbrek the Ancient

      Yeah...I'm writing up a report...

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    3. Lirinya

      Lirinya

      Least he isn't in that dress..

    4. Old Man Boiendl

      Old Man Boiendl

      YO GURL, YOU WANNA GO?! Whoa gurl, yo best watch yo back b4 yuz get cut gurl. I looked dayum sexeh in yo dress gurl.

  5. How to limit the population of Oren's nobility.....

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    2. ayresalex

      ayresalex

      Just remove the countless powerless and landless nobles that think they hold strength within Oren. That will literally break it down to like.. 4 families.

    3. Cirdanoth

      Cirdanoth

      I doubt this'd be the case. There's quite a few landed nobles.

    4. TeaLulu

      TeaLulu

      declare that only duchies are actually nobility, everyone else is just lesser nobility.

  6. LOTC is that poem to the love of your life, LOTC is that foundation to your house, without LOTC you have little but with LOTC you have everything

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    2. Old Man Boiendl

      Old Man Boiendl

      Serah is like Ever, onl

      y drinks more

    3. Serah

      Serah

      Old Man Boiendl is like the pedobear, only hairier (and other things..)

    4. Old Man Boiendl

      Old Man Boiendl

      GAH, I should change it to High Judge Boiendl and fast

  7. Why is the Orenian Church so great?

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    2. bungo

      bungo

      i didnt know a church existed anymore.

    3. Anderssn

      Anderssn

      Because then you can abuse it's 'power'.

    4. Monomakhos
  8. oren> urnation

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    2. yopplwasupxxx

      yopplwasupxxx

      fenn is the new adunia

    3. Hobolympic

      Hobolympic

      Ave Urguania

    4. MrSyth

      MrSyth

      The High Elves beg to differ.

  9. Server Y U NO WORK

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    2. Serah

      Serah

      ^ needs one of them "blue squares"

    3. Old Man Boiendl

      Old Man Boiendl

      ^ Needs to drink more

    4. Serah

      Serah

      ^ speaks the complete and utter truth. *raises glass*

  10. Perma killed me daughters fiancee *flexes "Good day it was"

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    2. Minst

      Minst

      Such a large amount of info Lithren had. Such a huge amount of power he held, with said info. Too bad you didnt wait. Ah well, you will never get your hands on some of the more powerful objects.

    3. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

      Malzar(Mythmaster26)

      I'm surprised Robert isn't dead. He has soooo many girls :P

    4. Kickstarted and Running

      Kickstarted and Running

      I still think you should become senile. It'd be cool. Get Alzheimers.

  11. *wishes Native would do a livestream to keep us awake

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    2. Old Man Boiendl

      Old Man Boiendl

      Arent two-headed bunnies sort of monstrous, you named many sweat things then a two headed bunny

    3. Serah

      Serah

      Stop arguing, gosh flarnit!

    4. Old Man Boiendl

      Old Man Boiendl

      Flarnit is not a word! I cannot help but point out these things!

  12. *trumpets sound as an old fart hobbles back into town. He raises his hand and beckons for silent. He grins and says "I'm back."

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    2. Haelphon

      Haelphon

      AHHHHHHHHHH BOIENDL!

    3. Anthrowolfgirl

      Anthrowolfgirl

      Father! *Glomps*

    4. Anore

      Anore

      I tried to keep it runnin' man, I think there are two who...brothel workers currently.

  13. What's wrong with disliking furries?

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    2. Old Man Boiendl

      Old Man Boiendl

      Tnoy, furrys and nazis are very similar.

    3. Birdwhisperer

      Birdwhisperer

      It's about phrasing.

    4. Samler

      Samler

      Maybe it's the way of showing it?

  14. Les Miserables comes out on Christmas, but I want it now!

  15. This server needs more old women characters. Im so lonely

  16. We should kill all the peasants in oren.

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    2. Old Man Boiendl

      Old Man Boiendl

      Then why do I call everybody a peasant?

    3. VonAulus

      VonAulus

      I say we demote nobles to peasants and make the clergy the ruling body.

    4. Old Man Boiendl
  17. The ending of Boiendls life is near

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    2. Old Man Boiendl

      Old Man Boiendl

      No, I have a prince character, Godfreys son

    3. Sultan

      Sultan

      No his just killing a Human that is about to die.

    4. LaCabra (Soda)

      LaCabra (Soda)

      CURSE YOU, BOIENDL THE HUMAN!

  18. Boiendl is curious why Panda only uses 3rd person. Boiendl finds it annoying to read at times

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    2. Esterlen

      Esterlen

      Iorwen concurs.

    3. JtPv

      JtPv

      Jt thinks 3rd person is silly, and can be interesting to catch people who do it constantly, when they forget. :D

    4. Gunner

      Gunner

      Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

  19. I am declaring myself Renatus' local senile man, and old man for the year.

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    2. ~ Ashdrek / CalmCrysis ~

      ~ Ashdrek / CalmCrysis ~

      You don't have my support.

      Regards,

      The "wench"

    3. Kickstarted and Running

      Kickstarted and Running

      You have Arcani support! We'll make sure you're the oldest man alive!

    4. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      Keep this up for much longer and you'll be as old as Dawn...

  20. Rub some bacon on it

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    2. Haelphon

      Haelphon

      Thank you for your logic, good Boiendl.

    3. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      Bacon some rub on it.

    4. Old Man Boiendl
  21. Yo, that boiendl guy should wear a dress more often, he's sexy in a dress.

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    2. Urahra

      Urahra

      I mean, you look quite nice in it..but...God, why? Hairy old man calves in a short dress...

    3. Wheatley

      Wheatley

      That's my favorite part~

    4. Braehn Elendil An'Hiraeth

      Braehn Elendil An'Hiraeth

      I happen to think Boiendl is shmexy in da dress

  22. I think Eze'kiel Tarus' death was ironic, killed in the lands he founded because he started a rebellion. He started a rebellion to found those lands. So his original achievement killed him in the end.

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    2. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      Even better moral of the story: Kill Gaius Marius and prevent the creation of Hanseti. The rebellion has fewer contenders and less strife.

    3. Kickstarted and Running

      Kickstarted and Running

      The moral of the story is: You can't trust the system

    4. ImpinAintEZ

      ImpinAintEZ

      The Moral of the Story: Everyone gonna miss Eze. BYE DADDY!

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