Kaiser

((We got 1% activity. That may not be much to most people, but it’s a goal we’ve been trying to reach. It’s a good accomplishment for us! We’ve had quite a bit of fun, too!))

MC Name: uracow/KaiserThoren RP Name: Ordwald Emberhorn Dwelling(Kal’Varoth, Hefrumm, etc.): Travelin’ the mountains, as all Emberhorns do Candidate: Atandt!

Renarion stands before the local courtyard of the Silver State, saying below “Silir is a Faux-Uradir, my lliran. Haelun’or, do not let this man sully the history of our Silver State, or my family name, by claiming blood relations. Silir is a violent man, impure of thought, and possibly blood. He intends to rewrite out bloodline to forge his existence, all so he may claim patriarchy of the family he claims to be apart of. He intends to gain power, abuse the people of Haelun’or, all though lies, schemes, and plots. My father, Durion, blessed and true born of the Uradir line, may attest to such truth. Do not let this madness occur, my lliran, or we will be shunted, and our culture and integrity lost.”

“Guess This is why they’re winning” Cullas mumbles

~*<>*~ The National Shogging League ~*<>*~ Basic Rules & Background Shogging is a Halfling sport, or game, which has persisted throughout the ages. It’s name comes from the two words ‘Shovel’ and ‘Logs’ from it’s two primary ingredients. Shogging was created in Branborough by the Elder Halfling Tibb Fairfield when the village was under a draught of boredom, and a new game was needed. In the game of shogs, two logs of equal length (Generally three Halfling feet, or three ‘blocks’ as bigg’uns call them) are put into a body of water. Two opponents (usually Halflings) will climb on top of either log, and place a carved pumpkin on their heads. When the signal is given, both players attempt to shove the other off of their log using a wooden shovel. Falling into the water counts as an ‘out’. The game is usually played as ‘best two out of three’ in points. The Goal There are four teams, each team will be assigned an opponent team to begin the season. The two winning teams will then face each other. The winner of the final match will be given the championship title. Championship team will win: The Bucca Cup, And have their names added to it 500 minas (split among teammates) The runner ups will win: 200 minas (split among teammates) The two losing teams will both win: 100 minas (split among teammates) Teams Illegal Moves/Tactics Sign Up Info: Primary Shogger Name: Secondary Shogger Name Desired Team Color: -------------------------------------------- Additional inf: Halflings get first claim on signup, other race only if we have space Equipment is supplied Bucca D Willowswamp will be referee Times may be negotiated ((OOCly for player to work out!))

Mcname: KaiserThorenTalent: Intense Halfling Propaganda

“The Visaj are GROWING” Renarion says “Good. We need more pure and powerful Mali within the sacred bloodlines of Haelun’or”

“My, whenever I start to fear that Haelun’or is backsliding into degeneracy, Dimaethor appears and straightens it all out. Hopefully this will keep the younger generation in check so we never return to the failing ideology that brought us to ruin. Praise to the silver diarchy that protects Haelun’or. Praise to Dimaethor Visaj.” Renarion comments, giving a small golf-clap

~*~ Uradir’s Organic Wines ~*~ Mali’thilln, the renown wines of Renarion Uradir’s vineyard are finally for sale. While once the famed wines were given as private gifts, and only owned by the purest and most respected of ‘Aheral in Haelun’or, the vineyard of Arcas has allowed a surplus of wines and now any ‘Aheral with sufficient coin can claim a bottle of their own. The shining quality of these wines call for high sums of minas, but for any Mali pure of soul it is truly worth the pricetag. Mali’ata are excluded from purchasing any products, and while lesser races will most likely not find the prices worthwhile for the ‘Aheral-specific wines, they are allowed to buy provided they have the needed coin. All drinks are 100% organic, with no magical or alchemical additives or alterations, and all ingredients are grown by Renarion Uradir in the local silver vineyard. Current stock:

Somewhere Renarion Uradir sips on his gin and tonic, reading over the news sent to him “Yes, yes, it is about time my kin started acting like th-“ His eyes gaze over the phrase ‘Human Prince’ “What...?” His eyes gaze over the phrase ‘Orcish Prince’ “Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?”

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I wouldn’t worry too much about the map name. In two months the whole server will complain this is the worst map ever and the Admins will start planning the next one.

Orcs almost never raid us, and if they do it’s an RP raid and we usually have fun. Orcs are have, ironically, always been on good terms with halflings OOCly!

“Doesn’t this mean they just have double royal blood?” Asks Cullas

The extremely distant yelling of Ordwald Emberhorn’s excitement could be heard through the Dwarvish Caverns

I support this man above for supporting beating up people who don’t know who Archi is

“Sounds about what my Uncle Kalenz would say” Renarion says, hitting a blunt

CK2 Is probably the better option, so I’d strongly advise for that, even if you don’t have it. But HOI4 Would be neat via the focus trees. I made a comical halfling focus tree once. Just make the halflings communistand we’ll be alright

(RP&MC) Name: Cullas / KaiserThoren Age: 53 Race: Elven Event (1v1 or Warfare Sim.): 1v1 Nation/Group: N/A

Lmao someone chair this chairman

'The Dwarven kingslayers looked to (Belestram), their ally, for confirmation before they slaughtered our king and my friend Abelas.' >thinking Gandalfo needs conformation from anyone other than the Führer