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Perry thinks Greta should let him do his job.

[!] On the Bramblebury noticeboard you'll find a poster Bramblebury Fire Safety Ordinance Hello wee-folk of Bramblebury! Let this poster show to you that in fear of Fires wiping out our village, the Fire Department has created a Codex of Rules in order to ensure the safety of our village! Every year the Fire Department will do village-wide checks of burrows to see if they are up to code. The moment this is stuck to the noticeboard the rules apply IMMEDIATELY to keep our village safe. Please follow the rules accordingly and adjust your burrow to maintain the safety of our beautiful town. Laws put in Place: Cooking & Kitchen I. All fires in a Halfling's Kitchen must be maintained so that there is no possible spreading of the fire. For this, having the fires in your kitchen be directly next to any wood floorboards is hereby BANNED. You must have stone or any non-flammable material surrounding your fires to ensure the safety of us Wee-Folk. Below is a drawing of a law-abiding Kitchen II. All fires for cooking must be lit AT THE MOMENT OF COOKING. Keeping any Kitchen-Fire going while no one is present by the cooking is hereby BANNED to ensure we have watchful eyes in case a fire breaks loose. III. All fires must be fresh and well maintained. We must avoid stray pieces from flying out of the fires and landing on any possible wood. Fireplace I. All fireplaces must be surrounded by brick or any non-flammable material. It must also have a cover so that no sparks can possibly fly out of the fireplace. Below is drawn an acceptable fireplace II. Any fires in fireplaces may be lit while you are in your burrow to heat up the place and keep you warm. You do not need to be present in the room, however you must be present in the burrow. However, leaving your burrow for an extended period of time while your fireplace is lit is hereby BANNED. Any violations of these laws will result in the following I. First Violation: A sign will be put in front of your burrow letting you know you are not up to code. II. Second Violation: If you have not fixed your Fireplace and/or Kitchen by the time we do our yearly village-wide-check after your initial warning, you will be required to change it and write an apology letter to the Fire Department. II. Third Violation: If you have not fixed your Fireplace and/or Kitchen 2 years after your first violation, we will tear down your Fireplace and Kitchen to keep our village safe from potential fires. You will also be required to write an apology letter if you have not done so. We hope this news reaches you well, and we hope you have a good day! Signed, Fire Chief Perry Overhill

Perry looks over the application intently, "Safe'y violations? Very very bad indee'. We nee' t'is Keen eye in our team. Accep'ed!"

The Ballot: ((MC Name: ChefMiguel)) Name: Perry Overhill Vote Anne Cottonwood for Sheriff? Yea () Nay (x)

Perry just wants to give away Cactus Green brownies in peace.

Perry's first action as Fire Chief is making his main competitor, Orlando Otterbowl, his co-Fire Chief! May they work together strongly to ensure the safety of the town.

Perry just wants to grill.

Perry seems bored, "When are t'e fire election chief resul's gon' be announce'?"

The Ballot: ((MC Name: ChefMiguel )) Name: Perry Overhill Vote for Elder: James Peregrin (xx) Greta Goodbarrel () Filibert Applefoot (x) Jordan Applebottom () Winter May Gardner ()

Perry starts reading the newspaper with a smile on his face, "Wow, Filiber' mus' be t'e bes' wri'er in t'e village! Much be''er t'an any o'her halflin' I've ever me'."

"Based and Bernardist." Perry says.

Perry has a great idea to create a Base-of-Operations to smuggle drugs into the anti-narcotics State of Haense.

Perry prepares a new Cactus Green and Quartz powder batch for the streets of Providence.

"Le'ssss gooooooooo." Perry replies.

Perry sighs as he hears of the news, "I wan' a new Sheriff, yes, 'owever isn'' t'is Anne lass improper? Canno' be allowin' an improper ter punish improperness in t'e village." He huffs, then meanders back into his burrow to make some more Cactus Green.