Moochael

"Hehehe." Perry cackles, "Funny number."

You'll get used to the accent, it just takes some time. Also, I used to be super shy as well but honestly, LOTC helped me as a person become more outgoing and less-shy by nature. Just go for it, no one is gonna judge you. Halflings are super open and we will be glad to see someone new around :)

Perry says, "Bruh."

[!] A reply is left on the board Dear Ms. Applefoot, I find it preposterous that you are implying that I drugged you, when you were the one that bothered me and ASKED ME for a brownie. And likewise, I find it insulting that you suggest that my goods are gross and cause distress among us wee-folk. In return, I shall offer this: You and me will have a Brownie bake off (No drugs, I presume?) publicly for all the wee-folk to see. We have a certain amount of time to make a brownie, and a judge with no partisan lines will grade our brownies on a scale from Improper (0) to Proper (10). If I win, you rescind your insults of my delightful brownies and must promote my product in your Bakery. If you win, I shall apologize and concede the demands you have listed on your letter. I await your response, Perry Overhill

[!] A flyer is nailed to the Bramblebury Notice Board -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- LOST PLATYPUS -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Hello everyone, it's me, Perry, and I have been recently losing my pet Platypus. For some reason everyday when I'm doing my daily duties, he runs off wherever and I can't find him. His name is Phineas and responds to his name, so if you see my poor little fella wandering around Bramblebury, please call his name and let me know! [!] A drawing of the platypus is on the paper -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- DESCRIPTION: Gender: Male Size: Small Color: Blue Beak: Yes Name: Phineas -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Whoever finds my beloved Platypus and returns him to me will be gifted with 5 Packages of Overhill Cactus Green! The best stuff around!

Perry spits on the ground in disgust after seeing the poster, "I don'' mind either o' 'em, bu' t'is... T'is is disgus'ing... Biggun and HALFLIN'? 'Ow is t'is allowed?"

Ay, retired LOTC player and halfling veteran: What should the halfling community look and behave like, in OOC and RP? OOC: Chill, accepting and welcoming for new halflings. This is very important because as a halfling leader your goal is to keep activity up, and being mean OOC won't get people to stay. Make sure you have a halfling discord to help manage activity. RP: One village, only one. Please no more, Idk if you guys have more but it's awful to have more than 1 village. Halflings are a small race and need activity, more villages split up the activity, letting both of the towns die. Also, you do need some action once in a while, having peaceful rp is fun but you need some action sometimes. Feel free to do town run events that will boost If you could change one thing about the village, what would you change? idk i havent played in like a year Are you enjoying roleplaying as a halfling/roleplaying with halflings? Why do you feel the way you do? I enjoyed it a lot because it was relaxing and a unique experience, also the towns are always beautiful. What could be done to make the halfling roleplay better, in your opinion? Like i said above, it can't be boring. Make shogging competitions, make festivals, etc., you have to get people to like halflings and want to engage in your community. That's what i enjoyed a lot, in the beginning of Axios Reedsborough had a huge shogging competition which helped establish that we were an alive race, and let people enjoy us. You also have to make sure you have properness, but don't be cancer about it. Properness is halfling culture, and it sets us apart from dwarves and humans, it's a useful thing to help run the town. To add onto that, if a newb halfling is acting improper, address them nicely inrp about it before crucifying them yknow? What could be done to make the halfling community better, in your opinion? idk i dont play just dont be cancer Anything else to say? long live halflings, don't die please

Berilac lets out a sigh of relief, "T'ank god. Elwrick was a grea' guy 'n all, bu' no' a really good elder... I can die in peace with knowing Reedsborough is in good hands."

love you

This would be a dwarf if it was a halfling mating with a human, basically reverse evolution

I would if I had civ 6, next time civ 5 bro

I thought you were better than this combine. Dont jump on the bandwagon

I hang out in reedsborough fam, the og halflings. I play Berilac Overhill

insert generic ama question here

how can you meh doug dimmadome's dimmsdale dimmadome?!?! also i rate that 9/10 pretty good

h-hawt 6/10

i see our admin is workin reallllly hard to improve the server @Tahmas

Does anyone else get different sets of posts when they are viewing a topic rather than on the home page? It's probably something like the most recently posted on but idk, help will be appreciated.

@Liam Kneeson Stole 2 rep from me in a status update and i am VERY DISAPPOINTED