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  1. YOUR SON WAS WEAK SDJF;OASHDJKSDSAODJSALD

    1. Imam Faiz Kharadeen

      Imam Faiz Kharadeen

      STOP, JUST STOP IT LITERALLY HURTS ME

    2. Fishy

      Fishy

      you greedy *****

    3. osumanduas

      osumanduas

      Cersei and Oli seem so much more ******* tolerable compared to the shite they pulled in dorn

  2. Performing at coffeehouses is so fun!

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    2. oblivionsbane

      oblivionsbane

      You sing? That's cool.

    3. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      I do it for the $$$

    4. Ford

      Ford

      *snaps fingers pretentiously*

  3. The wrathful, cruel, horrible, pious and malicious.

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    2. Telanir

      Telanir

      Goddamn carrots!

    3. Ford

      Ford

      what the **** is up with the jews 

    4. Gnomemancy

      Gnomemancy

      ... Islamic Exreamists.

  4. How do you like your eggs?

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    2. idiot

      idiot

      I like them when they are being made. ;)

    3. Lunar

      Lunar

      massaged 

    4. Fishy
  5. Ah, yes. I never thought I'd be able to say this but I am helping apply makeup on children who are acting in Shrek the Musical. I'm not sure if my soul has left me or if it has just gotten stronger. God bless.

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    2. Space

      Space

      tbch (to be completely honest) i think that's an insanely specific thing to think 'i never thought i'd be doing this'

    3. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      What I'm trying to say is that I absolutely hate anything Shrek related because the internet destroyed it for me. And I found out two weeks ago that it's a musical. And today, I found out that apparently I'll be doing makeup for it. (wake me up inside)

    4. Travista

      Travista

      wtf? You hate Shrek? **** off

  6. Chemistry will be the death of me.

    1. Salvo
    2. Ford

      Ford

      what subject are you on rn? thermo, electro, kinetics, reactions, etc?

    3. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      We're about to have our exam on everything but I'm doing work with colloids, Tyndall effect, et cetera. But with the review paper I have to do, we have to do all the calculations with mole to mole formulas, ugh. It is awful.

  7. It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. 

  8. HYzupee.png?1 @Trips Yeah, okay, bub...

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    2. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      GOD DAMN IT, KIM. GOD DAMN IT.

    3. Harri

      Harri

      whats up lotc nation, its your host, killer kim star, lets get roooooight into the truuuuuth

    4. Trips

      Trips

      yeah kim thanks for finding the real one, i can see its legitimate from the pixels

  9. **** WASPS AND EVERYTHING THEY STAND FOR

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    2. justDEWit
    3. Space

      Space

      Wow, Malocchio can voice her hate for white angl-saxon protestants but that one dude can't voice his dislike of the LGBT community, p messed up............

    4. Harri

      Harri

      haha get you get owned by one malo ahahahah idiot xddd

  10. You know I got the sauce; you know I'm sauuucccyy. 

    1. mmat

      mmat

      Whens'a your Dolmio day?

    2. Harri

      Harri

      tomato sauce for the pasta right????????????????

  11. I've had enough of the cyber-bullying. kc2KAGT.jpg?1

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    2. justDEWit
    3. Rassidic

      Rassidic

      you're not even unbanned grim come on

    4. ScreamingDingo

      ScreamingDingo

      it was not on a lotc medium ok

       

  12. Ah, callouses and chin-rest hickeys. The struggles of being a violinist. 

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    2. WuHanXianShi14

      WuHanXianShi14

      i used to play an instrument, then i hit someone with it and was labeled a saxual offender

    3. Malocchio
    4. Wendigo

      Wendigo

      ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴

  13. please give me attention i'm ur biggest fan since day 1.......

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    2. Salvo

      Salvo

      finish this ****

    3. Fishy

      Fishy

      stop spamming me with notifications

    4. Textarea

      Textarea

      i hate spammers

  14. Please give me advice on rusing my teacher so I do not fail an important assignment. (Before you do it: do not suggest that...)

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    2. Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      That name meaning what you'd name the assignment, I mean.

    3. Ford

      Ford

      sex is a pretty viable option tbh

    4. Rickson

      Rickson

      Open a word document. Type anything into it, save it. Then go to http://corrupt-a-file.net/ and corrupt it, then edit the file name and send it to your teacher.

      When he gets it, it'll say it's corrupt. Act confused and say something along the lines of, "I'll have it in next week, seeing I might have to re-do it all."

  15. "Altiak is daddy as f***." - @mitto

    1. Harri

      Harri

      ">mfw i spent 30 minutes explaining druidic lore on a minecraft server to jahovas witnesses." - @mitto

    2. mitto
  16. If you're good at chemistry, you'll get all the ladies. I promise. Truss mi daddi.

     

    (Atleast you'll get me.)

     

  17. @Telanir is a cyber-bully...

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    2. Telanir
    3. Telanir

      Telanir

      these people are compulsive liars don't listen to their ilk

    4. Malocchio
  18. Fun fact: Did you know the Black Sun's Spinster, a plant found within the desert, has the ability to prevent pregnancy? 

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    2. Cave_Creature

      Cave_Creature

      yeah i just find it funny

    3. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      Welcome to the world of LoTC flora. I learned so much re-writing/editing that page. :')

    4. KarmaDelta

      KarmaDelta

      Is there a plant that will make you not speak Russian?

  19. If you feel like reading something I'll be, periodically, putting a lot of time and effort into - check this out! 

     

  20. senza di te la vita non ha più senso

    1. Man of Respect
    2. mmat

      mmat

      Amore mio........ Ho appena visto questo ...

  21. heard u give that good good in tha back alleyways... was good lil ma?

  22. Will you be my valentine? @Fishy - ndopMPo.jpg

    1. Fishy

      Fishy

      oh ****, i'm sorry

    2. Angmarzku

      Angmarzku

      Oh that's edgy.

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