WEE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND SAFETY
ANNUAL INSPECTION REPORT
Two health inspectors travelled across biggun realms to ensure compliance with the strict wee health codes. Health codes exist to prevent the spread of disease and miasma.
Published here are the findings of our wee inspectors. Please consider these findings when drinking at your next local tavern.
RANKING SYSTEM
W- Wee Approved
A- Absolutely Spotless
B- Biggun Worthy
C- Crusty
D- Don't Go Here
F- FILTHY
HEALTH CODES AND REGULATIONS ARE AS FOLLOWS
1. CRITTERS- ESTABLISHMENTS SHOULD BE FREE OF ALL LIVESTOCK AND INFESTATION. IF ANIMALS (barring bigguns) ARE TO BE FOUND IN AN ESTABLISHMENT, MEASURES SHOULD BE TAKEN TO RID THEM TO COMPLY WITH HEALTH AND SAFETY REGULATION.
2. GENERAL CLEANLINESS
A. DRINKS AND FOOD SHOULD BE PROPERLY STORED. FOOD SHOULD NOT BE LEFT OUT UNCOVERED OR IT MAY GO STALE AND YUCKY. FOOD LEFT OUT IN TAVERNS ATTRACTS CRITTERS AND CONTRIBUTES TO A LASTING MIASMA THAT WILL CAUSE DISEASE.
B. COBWEBS AND DUST SHOULD BE ELIMINATED TO AVOID THE CLOGGED AIRWAYS AND POTENTIAL ILLNESS OF PATRONS.
C. MEATS SHOULD BE STORED IN A FREEZER TO ELIMINATE POTENTIAL MIASMA. MEAT IS PARTICULARLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MIASMA, WHICH MAY SPREAD FASTER IN WARM AIR.
D. COUNTERS, TABLES, AND ALL OTHER SURFACES SHOULD BE WIPED CLEAN. DIRTY TABLES ARE YUCKY.
3. FIRE SAFETY
A. FIREPLACES SHOULD HAVE AN AIR VENT TO ELIMINATE SMOKE WITHIN AN ESTABLISHMENT.
B. TO PREVENT FIRESPREAD, FIREPLACES SHOULD BE WELL SURROUNDED WITH FIRE-PROOF MATERIALS (NOT WOOD.)
4. PLANTS
A. PLANTS SHOULD BE CONTAINED IN POTS TO PREVENT BUG INFESTATION.
B. PLANTS THAT PRODUCE EXCESSIVE POLLEN SHOULD BE REMOVED.
Health inspectors reserve the right to add additional point eliminations based on extenuating circumstances.
Any establishment that has been ranked has been entitled to a posted sign, if so desired.
HEALTH INSPECTION REPORTS
The Fairweather Pub
OLD Haense Tavern- SHUT DOWN DUE TO POOR HEALTH RATING
The Tipsy Tarchar (NEW "IMPROVED" AFTER SHUTDOWN)
Da Hungry Howler
The Bouncing Bokolo
The Watanabe Teahouse
Paddy's Pyre
The Drunker Delver
Malna's Mayhem
The Grub Bucket
Amathine Tavern
WARNING
THE FOLLOWING CONTENT DEPICTS NUMEROUS WEE RIGHTS VIOLATIONS.
PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
Norland Tavern
Haulun'or Tavern
Due to the necessity of health and safety throughout the realms, the Wee Department of Health and Safety is willing to re-review any tavern that expresses willing improvement. For a second chance, please contact Phineas Overhill-Weedsnatcher ((Hnan_T)) or Jo Peregrin ((josie_exotic)).
Documentation of Jerry has been passed to the Wee Bureau of Investigations and will be handled promptly. If you or a friend have any information about the wee fellow, please alert your nearest Halfling Authorities.