Sixbyte

Sir Humphrey pleads for the Emperor not to forcefully make the map stale.

The decrepit elder Sir Humphrey de Valognes smiled briefly, reading the young Prince of Stassion's missive under candlelight in his quarters, "My lord, you have truly outdone yourself. The time for our two houses to reclaim what is promised to us by GOD, it is a blessing I have lived long enough to be in attendance…”

A Muse on Adrian Policy In the Six Hundred and Fifty-First Year of Ascension PREFACE For too long has Adria run rampant with ne’er-do-wells and brigands; strong leadership and policy must be enacted to have the city thoroughly sanitized from the stains of ilk. ABSOLUTE STEWARDSHIP ACT In a comprehensive effort to ensure loyalty in the people, the government must have a forthright hand. An official head watchman - in my personal opinion, this should be the Fool of Adria due to his insightful wisdom - would have mandated access to all chests and doors within the lands of Adria. Personal effects kept on persons in the realm are subject to examination by the head watchman or his levy. Items such as diaries and letters would be confiscated in the event they appear to have hidden meanings from the head watchman's perspective. This act would entirely curb dissent and make it akin to a holy land where all are ensured a firm social order. CLOWNISM ACT Any person in the Dukelands of Adria undoubtedly must be a beacon of light in this world, and thus those who seem suspicious should be reported for testing. Citizens of Adria are entitled to 10 mina for accusing someone who is suspicious, paid by the defendant. If they are indeed deemed heretics, darkspawn, or a similar ilk, the accuser will be entitled to half the person's property, while the state will take the other half to be redistributed to the good people of Adria. Those who are assuredly good and just, such as the Eulers or the Jesters of Adria, would be immune from accusation, as it would be used only to defame their good and just character. COLLECTIVE LABOR ACT Threats face every border of Adria, and its supplies must be replenished in full. Henceforth, all citizens aged 12 and older will be mandated to; - Mine once per Saints Week - Breed cows twice per saints week OR pay a minor tax of 30 mina. If neither of the following conditions is fulfilled within the timeframe, the citizen will be subject to a public stoning. The following acts require a strong leader with a harsh fist to have the courage to restore order to our great lands, and thus, I, the great, fair, and handsome Clown of Adria, offer myself to a life of civil service as the Duke of Adria, should the Duma understand the importance and necessity for these policies to be swiftly enacted. Elect me in the Duma to lead Adria to a golden age! Hiddle-hey, down with the Darkspawn today!

Merle Ireheart grins, waiting for his pockets to be overflowing with Imperial coin

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The Mute sharpened his blades from the Druscan battlements, peering down on Avistra, eyes narrowing as he watched for raiders.

RP: Name: Wilfred Age: 25 Race: Human Reason for Enlisting: God and Inqusition Past Experience (if any): Inquisitor OOC: MC Name: 6byteOP Discord Tag: 6byte

a state of happening must occur on LOTC loxy dont advocate for anti happening

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Wilfred would read the missive, seeing his younger brother Eugene had brought a great victory to the Inquisitor treasury: "Five thousand.. five-hundred minae... by GOD's luck. Eugene -- order the best wine on Aevos for tonight's celebration!"

“It leaves a bitter taste in my mouth - a good man dying for the wrong cause. Although Teobold, we cannot see a good man’s opposition as a slight. As they say, never attribute to malice what can be attributed to incompetence, there is very little deliberate wickedness in this world.” the slayer of Sigismund, Sergeant Jamukha, idly commented to his fellow Veletzian.

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Jamukha would feel bad as he heard the news of the Margrave finding out “He has only just now heard the news? I have seen her with many different men these pasts several months”

Jahmuka would celebrate the great victory, excited for what is to come. He would begin the planning of a party at his campsite. "GOD bless Veletz, I pray its fury rains down on all of Haensedom!"

Jamukha, the Horsemen, idly comments "A grand ballad of the city dwellers will be sung to mourn the many lives lost in this conflict. May the Gods hold steady and guide us Humankind to the right path."

Jamukha readies his warhorse.

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Rickard awaits highwaymen on the Stassion road.

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