Destroyer_Bravo 1052 Share Posted August 19, 2016 A notice is posted around various cities, spread at the speed of donkey. HELLO READER! ARE YOU IN NEED OF A MOUNT? IF SO, COME ON DOWN TO VALEIN'TEHRAL'S ASS REPOSITORY I HAVE ALL SORTS OF DONKEYS SIZED RIGHT FOR YOUR ASS! PRICES START AT 600 MINAS FOR A 14 METER/SECOND DONKEY PRICE INCREASE BY 200 FOR EACH 1 METER/SECOND ABOVE 14 JUMP HEIGHT BELOW 2.1 DECREASES PRICE BY 100 SPEED ROUNDS UP AVAILABLE ASSES AWAIT! INQUIRE WITH VALEIN'TEHRAL FOR AVAILABLE ASS! (TASTY_CHEESECAKE) BONUS ROUND: BARGAIN ASS! CHEAP ASS 12 METER/SECOND ASS! 300 MINAS FOR NEXT WEEK ONLY ACT FAST! TOP ASS OF THE DAY -NONE FOR NOW- DISCLAIMER: NO HORSES HERE HORSES THERE sorry got the price formula wrong for that serious post pls dont delete 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfdwg 1497 Share Posted August 19, 2016 "What's your fastest? Inquires a man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroyer_Bravo 1052 Author Share Posted August 19, 2016 "Gonna shoot straight, not very. But, faster ass awaits it's breeding." (14.6) (actually I lied) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonslayerelf 653 Share Posted August 19, 2016 11 minutes ago, Destroyer_Bravo said: A notice is posted around various cities, spread at the speed of donkey. ASS REPOSITORY Lindrael would grunt grumpily at the poster, facing it with his scarred and eternally-grimacing face before going on a crusade around Linandria and repaint all of the rainbow letters a nice earthy green. He'd then nod at his work, and then grumble out in his raspy and harsh voice "'ow did I let this ass in with rainbow paints...?" Afterwards he'd shake his head, grumbling as he moves about. ASS REPOSITORY Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkelos 1027 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Kyral definately stays away from this place, it would be too damn expensive for her ass. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
warlord of filth 7714 Share Posted August 19, 2016 kincaid buys several shares of the ass repository, foreseeing good fortune Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
idiot 501 Share Posted August 19, 2016 An 'aheral would scrunch up the poster before using it to feed her fire, having no interest in a horse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgyMagey 787 Share Posted August 19, 2016 i like asses 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaw 958 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Bjorn wipes his ass as it is very dirty. He commends the ass repository. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andustar 2123 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Nikolai readies himself for the mass surge in Ass Repository sales, looks like that part of the stock market is going up fast! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeatonUnbeaten 1102 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Robyn pets his ass, thanking the Ass Repository for its amazing deals! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balorien 54 Share Posted August 20, 2016 *I buy 1!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroyer_Bravo 1052 Author Share Posted August 21, 2016 Ass Repository seeks a supplier of Golden Carrots. Inquire in writing to hammer out the details. New Ass - 1100 Minas: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinn 2136 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Trade Completed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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