TO TAKE THE HEAD OF THE SNAKE

[ThatDutchFellow 1054]

TO TAKE THE HEAD OF THE SNAKE

 

Preamble;

Too long the fat serpent has sat idly wrapped around his pile of Gold and riches, Feeding idly of what it deemed his by right, Dominating over the Draakaar's hoard like it was his to claim. Feeding and feasting on that what is from others. No Longer! Ungri says enough, The time has come to Behead the Serpent and throw its carcass into the Great Maw, So, at last, the Maw can overthrow the serpent and remove it from its usurped pedestal.

 

 

Let this serve as a warning!

 

The Snake will fall and its shrines toppled, Its riches plundered and returned to the Great Maw. Any and all who would stand in the way of the Sons and Daughters of the Great Maw and support the usurper serpent shall find an equal fate to it and feed the Great Maw.

To those who would find themselves in equal minds, we invite you to join us! Pick up the blades to sever the head of the usurper, Topple its mountain of riches into the endless depths of the Great Maw. Change is afoot. Place yourself at the side of the victor.

 

Signed,

 

Drekür’Ungri, Popogoth of Clan Ungri, Rex of Ologs and Prophet of the Great Maw

 

 

 

[Sewer_Rat 530]

The Wargoth of the Lur clan would grab his sledgehammer and walk towards the city of Uruks in search of shrines dedicated to Glutros.

[Mannamannaa 1626]

Kor'garr, Skriptgoth of the Horde, raises a single brow in stark surprise as he reads over the announcement of a looming Spirit Wagh. Crimson eyes flicker back and forth before the greyskin releases a booming, guttural laugh.

"Hozh! Kor'garr grukk'd dah Maw agh Glutroz wer dah zeym, buht diz meykz much more senze. Et iz tru, dah Maw haz bin gettyng much mor worshyp dehn dah Greedy Zpirit... Agh diz iz'ag hozh artikle." With that, the owner of the Kaktuz Weekli begins creating new batches of vibrant ink with the hardy desert berries and cactus juices from the Aevosian wastes...

 

Spoiler

Translation: "Good! I thought the Maw and Glutros were the same, but this makes much more sense. It is true, the Maw has been receiving much more worship than the Spirit of Greed... And this is a good article."

 

[ShyDisaster 102]

[!] As an Ungri came to his door, bearing the message of this spirit war while also refusing to leave until Kretz'Ox made a comment about it, this was the only thing Kretz could say: "Hozh for latz, mi guess? Never really peeped too much into either of 'em.. zo, am mi free to kontinue mi dai now?"

[TheMessenger 104]

Rudorr’Ungri chuckles as he prepares for a Glutroz stew, “Da Maw gunna hav da bub’hozhezt ub feaztz!”

[Minth_11 67]

The elder Big Bruddah trudged down the newly carved caverns of the Ungri. Within its grotesque digits it held a squirming Straadoth, recently caught and writhing to escape its fate. The olog stepped onto the freshly cut timber creating a board to stand before the endless abbys of the maw's bellows. He held the serpentine creature high above the maw in both fists before his rumbling voice spoke "GLUTROZ WEEK AGH LAZEE....DA AGE OB DA GREAT MAW IZ NUW!!!" His roaring voice echoed down the bottomless maw before he tore the head of the Straadoth, ending its squirming in an instant, throwing its remains down to feed the great maw.

[AfroJoeTheOlogBro 1093]

"Da olog brudduhz hold ztrange belieefz, but mi tink diz ahm hozh. Drekur leadz well."