THE VERY IMPORTANT DECREE of 173 SA

[AstriaS 3709]

THE VERY IMPORTANT DECREE of 173 SA

Issued the 20th of the Sun’s Smile, in the Year 173 of the Second Age

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BY THE WILL AND AUTHORITY OF THE WHITE THRONE

 

    As it is the observation of Her Majesty that the whimsy of the world has come under attack by forces malevolent and misguided alike – for indeed have the house-fairies been driven into hiding and the gnomes cast out of their forest abodes – it has been decided that it is become most necessary for the faerie tale creatures to find shelter and guardianship amongst the non-fantastical peoples of the land. Verily have the kindly creatures of the old tales been cast into endangerment by the wrongdoings of those who too greatly fear them, or who wish them ill for the joy and cheerful faces they bring to the Lord’s creation. Pursuant to the remedying of this grievous crime against the world’s continued lightheartedness and laughter, the following edict shall be put in place effective immediately.

 

NOW THEREFORE SHALL THIS PROCLAMATION STAND HENCEFORTH AS THE LAW OF THE NÚMENARANYË,

 

I – Whimsy and the Obstruction Thereof

   Any person found to have harassed or obstructed the fantastical activities of a protected Faerie Tale Creature shall be guilty of the crime of Obstruction of Whimsy, punishable by a fine of 420 Minas and one hour of public ridicule.

 

II – Protected Faerie Tale Creatures

   The following creatures shall hereafter be considered a protected class, and no obstruction nor harassment against them shall be tolerated:

- Gnomes

- Fairies

- Brownies

- Corgis

- Musin, and in particular Blind Musin

- Singing Birds

- Unicorns

- Griffins

- Sentient Pastries

- Talking Donkeys

- Jenny

 

III – Unprotected and Shunned Faerie Tale Creatures

   Those faerie tale creatures which are considered malevolent and destructive shall not only be denied any protections, but obstruction and harassment against them shall be encouraged. These creatures shall include, but not be limited to:

- Hatless and/or Evil Witches, Wizards and Sorcerers

- Pixies

- Leprechauns

- Wolves

- Fairy Godmothers

- Hags (All Varieties)

- Non-Donkey Anthropomorphs

 

Additionally, though it need not be said, shadowkin, dragonkin, undead and other such dark and evil beings do not qualify as fairy tale creatures and deserve nothing but extreme violence upon their person.

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BY ORDER OF,

HER ROYAL MAJESTY, Tar-Caraneth Aryantë of the House Arthalionath, by the Grace of GOD, Queen of the Númenedain, Princess of Númenost and Minas Amath, Protector of the Adunians, Master of the Sharadûn, Templar of the Archangel Michael, Knight of the Realm

[Phersades 1165]

Eyrah loves Numendil and Eyrah loves their Queen! 

[DrHope 586]

[!]Eldacar squinted at the notice before his face welled up with joy. "I knew my dog was special!"

[TN_TURKEY 101]

"And they shall live happily ever after."

 

~HIS HIGHNESS, Prince Arathor Caranethion of the House Arthalionath, Ranger of the Kingswood,Templar of the Archangel Malchediael, Knight of the Realm.

[DAENGIE 468]

Aerin would squint at the newly released missive, scratching his head. "So...Time ta make corgi armor I suppose..." Knowing full well his brother and nieces would come running to outfit their Cardigan Numenedain Corgi.

[Werew0lf 12022]

MaLIk thE fReAK SEES thE NaME of JeNny and GETS VERY MAD! HE shReDS the nOtICe.

 

 

[milksoda 719]

[kuebiko 62]

Iolas, who loves stories and dreams of being a hero, decides that he's going to make more trips to Numendil! 

[Demented_Delila 1128]

A young Adunian girl smiles as she reads the decree, going to make sure she puts a little extra ham in her favorite Corgi's food dish after she cleans out the offering bowl from the night before.

[Zanael Moonstrider 275]

Patches of Babblebrook, the king of the Musin read this decree that was handed over to him during his afternoon cup of tea, a smile forming on his face.

 

”A protected species eh? Maybe I should pay Númendil a visit someday…”

 

The little mouse king folded the decree over and finished his cup of honeyed tea with a content sigh.

[Turbo_Dog 1432]

“And I was just talking about being seen as a fairy-tale creature two months back. Seems I have to pay a whimsical visit to the charity hand land again.” Spoke out Spuds as he took up his rustic weapon of miniature destruction and called his large dog that he mounted and rode off toward the land of hero’s and happily ever afters