Sean_VEVO 1247 Popular Post Share Posted May 7 [!] Missives circulate Aevos. 𝕿𝖔 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖔𝖜𝖓𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝕺𝖋 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖑𝖞 𝕷𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝕻𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝕽𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖑 To the Cowardly and Obedient Paladins of Xan, It behooves me to announce that despite my general apathy for your people and station I've found insult levied upon me. It was a shock to find that not only was the gang slandered by one of the highest ranking officials of your dying order, but also intertwined with the group known as "Azdrazi," of which no Swiv has ever been a part of. Despite this, an insult upon the Grand Kapo of Luraq is an insult upon his people; and through doing this you have made an enemy of our race and creed. While it is true, I know little of this feud between men in shiny armor who seem to never actually preform combat with the materials they keep so clean, and these described 'lizard men,' I know one thing. Your demise is coming, and Luraq will feed upon your carrion like crows. It brings me great pride and joy to announce that our nation has already decided what to do with the remnants of your keep when you've been eradicated. It was brought to my attention that whilst we own a keep we own no palace- so it was decided amongst our gang to take your keep for that very purpose. But, I'm sure you will not mind as you will not live long enough to see such an event. You can call Elf-tings into your fight to die for you, or even the Oiashmen (though we've heard they left after realizing the folly of siding with a half-witted group such as yourselves.) Nothing will stop the tide of Luraq, and when I saw your head off with my Thanium blade you will know that it was more than a mistake to cross paths with Daahd'Lur, Grand Kapo of the Swiv of Luraq. And finally to Alicjo Verrana, while the Swiv admire your skill in "Swiv-Wahg," it will not be enough to rebuild an order full of nincompoops. Signed, Great Kapo of Luraq Daahd'Lur, The Warmonger Spoiler Thanks to my gf for beginning adlib, and my other gf m1919 for the line. This is all in good fun, don't be a lame. Lyrics: You got the wrong group, I’m not even Azdrazi You loaded your crossbow, cocked it, thought you shot me You talk about your hoes, but they’re all bops Your men aren’t even manly, they dont give good top (Xan sucks and is a cuck) Bros a little *****, with some weak ass mist Went and wrote a miss, called it a diss He’s got Xan’s balls to kiss While he’s hidin’ behind his walls and shit He wont face the consequence Let’s talk bout prominence and dominance And I don’t mean yall erp buttf*****’ vomit shit Xan spits yall f***** swallow it If he pissed yall f***** wallow it Yall wanna talk real f***** Goblin shit Bout to roll up on the keep and demolish it When you’re a Paladin, your ass is really jive Your primary concern is hitting tier five Don’t care about your guys, they could be dead or alive All that matters was watching the ******* Xanic hive You ride around Aevos creeping up on all the shawtys Thinking that they’ll like you despite the smell and your mommy Issues, I got tissues, in the far back If you need to cry about your lack Of a dad, hold up? Why’s daddy beating mommy? Well son it’s because Daddy is a cuck And his archnemesis and mommy fucked Aw shucks, I guess he didn’t rub the dwarf for good luck You wrote a sleeper rap, I’m smoke that ****** keeper pack- Hold up man where’s your keeper at? I’ll send his corpse back in a sack after I use it as a place mat! Waste that! You big, where your waist at? You betta fuckin’ stay strapped Your ass is gonna get capped Disconnected, strength sapped No more White Knight Bullcrap We’re done with White Knight Bullcrap (I'm an Azdrazi Woman) Xan aint gonna save ya You’re not a ****** savior You’re just a *** fiend on his best behavior Bro aint hear your prayer You cry and write paper? Alright lets solve this caper Err…. How do we make the paladins lamer? I’m not Nephilim, I can get head Call me MioII the way I got two ******* in my bed Take a selfie send it to the FEDS Thats what I said (Why would I ERP in the Paladin layer?) I got your girl after you fled When you soul stoned out after I killed you dead You said your ass aint broke, but boy is it broker than your mountain I collect bands, while your mans stuck with his bounden You talkin’ Lunarite, that the shit from the moon right? That shit useless, even with the salt to boost it. I’m argentum, Aurum, carbarum and momentum I got gash reelin’ when I hit em See that’s the type of feeling you’ll never have Cause to have it you’d have to get up off your ass And I know that you’re scared and would rather pass You’d let the world plunge into darkness before staying chased (If you have hoes, name three!) I also popped a Xan but it has a different meaning, I sent down my blade careening on his head bleeding and speeding towards the pavement; walkin round actin like the boss but really they get curb stomped by Hacket Hemoss; you can call that shit a loss but the brother spends more than the average costs of your shitty little keep man; it really aint that deep man, let that shit seep in, you’re all ******* sheep man Fleepin (Yo lets just ******* PVP man) I’m not Nephilim, I can get head Call me MioII the way I got two ******* in my bed Take a selfie send it to the FEDS Thats what I said (Why would I ERP in the Paladin layer?) I got your girl after you fled When you soul stoned out after I killed you dead. 50 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeennadine 324 Share Posted May 7 (edited) Edited May 7 by thequeennadine 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wooz 438 Share Posted May 7 Aurae was merely confused. "What's Luraq...?" She asked to no one in particular. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pallodium 583 Share Posted May 7 The LotC rap subculture deeplore grows day by day, and that's amazing af. 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rigorous 1728 Share Posted May 7 "Fire, Spirits bless." says Bhutt'Lur, Kapo's Hobgob bodyguard. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryanark 2028 Share Posted May 7 "God damned this is fire." Ahnakriel commented. 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlemishSupremacy 5035 Share Posted May 7 "Oh, that's fire." Said Elathion upon hearing the newest track. He felt reinvigorated and ready to bring the fight to the paladins once more. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
squakhawk 8238 Popular Post Share Posted May 7 . . . 31 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizry 484 Share Posted May 7 4 minutes ago, squakhawk said: . . . Spoiler you're going to hell for this 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISCOLIQUID 1998 Share Posted May 7 wait this is cracked 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeawithFrisket 2675 Share Posted May 7 TYTHUS HIRE THIS DUDE AS A PRODUCER RN 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam33497 3076 Share Posted May 7 3 hours ago, wooz said: Aurae was merely confused. "What's Luraq...?" She asked to no one in particular. 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
creamynoteblock 2600 Share Posted May 7 Ghelezas, feeling inspired, penned on two pages: one a letter, the other for lyrics. "This shit heat," He declared. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlanth 3571 Share Posted May 7 @paladins don't respond 💀 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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