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  1. LES YEUX SANS VISAAAGE
    (EYES WITHOUT A FACE)

  2. this man would've walked into the room containing the first printing press and smashed it apart with hammers (and we would've all been better for it)
  3. imagine tah dies and all the deer get CWD

    1. Travisty

      Travisty

      i don’t claim this negative energy….

    2. Deer__
  4. I have no ears and I must repfarm
  5. ever since I started going to the gym daily I've had no desire whatsoever to play LOTC. one must wonder what the correlation is there

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    2. Onnensr

      Onnensr

      @KeiaTypeBeatabout 130 (⁠ ⁠≧⁠Д⁠≦⁠)ᕙ⁠(⁠⇀⁠‸⁠↼⁠‶⁠)⁠ᕗ

    3. KeiaTypeBeat

      KeiaTypeBeat

      Lol you could bench me, cool

    4. Panashea

      Panashea

      i just do reps in between emotes

  6. No, everything "evil" about it is either fluff, how you decide to use it, or unintentional consequences caused by the difficulty to do it. Some nerds ball their fist at their eyes and say "it's UN-NATURAL", that doesn't mean anything it's a meme. aengudaemons are easily influenced by our memes and so they share the perspective of the lowest common denominator
  7. glassy is my #1 meowmeow I love my mom
  8. His Eminence, Cardinal Nerium read of the auction and immediately went to His Holiness Caius II, rapping his knuckles at the door of his bedchamber at the least convenient hour before the sun had risen. "Holiness, Holiness! We need this! It's an evil voidal artifact! It's best preserved in my our supervision! I request the entire treasury for this pursuit, lest those unfashionable yet infinitely richer than myself ourselves misuse it for wicked purpose!!" Moth peeked their curious heads out of his empty purse, and even they lamented the poverty of the Cardinal.
  9. I don't rp for the "narrative" that's what discord is for, I rp for the sweet rush of st mats falling into my hands

    1. KeiaTypeBeat
    2. Laeonathan

      Laeonathan

      truest intentions

    3. Zonty

      Zonty

      yes.

  10. the old crone spins on her belly

  11. blood magic is good and has been coopted by evil in this essay I will-

  12. In the dark of night, the Cardinal Nerium of Malinor sent a letter to a couple Necromancer's whose names he'd found in one of his wife's filing cabinets. He wrote, "Hi, I don't normally do this, it's actually my first time haha, but one of my best buddies just died and he forgot to leave me a letter after his passing. Could you bring his soul kicking and screaming back to his flesh for a few hours, just so he can write to me? I promise to only torture you for two days instead of the typical three, if and when you're caught by our most noble and virtuous inquisitors. Thanks!" The carrier hummingbird flew fast, so fast it blindly hit the wall of a brazier, immolating both bird and letter before they ever could be delivered or used as evidence against the holy father. Just another day in the life.
  13. potato salad but it's a mart made up of various homunculi foods

  14. REDUCE the minimum age of characters!! I AM FETUS GRAAAAAAH
  15. rubs belly with malicious intent

  16. naming a vassal Placentia send tweet

    1. MailC3p

      MailC3p

      I made a “Placenta” cake because I wanted to do some Byzantine LARP and Placenta cakes were the precursor of modern day baklava and were popular in the Byzantine Empire and all of my friends made fun of me for it :(

    2. Onnensr

      Onnensr

      it's okay mailc3p i'd eat ur placentia cake :( <3

  17. but consider it his, rei is clearly less abusive and also wears blue, which we all know inwardly to be cooler than red, it's literally the color of cold. consider vergil from devil may cry, he's quantifiably cooler than dante - that's why his lines much like rei are more sparing and rare. a hundred quotes from vergil are worth thousands from dante, and the same applies to Rei. she's the archetypal stone cold bad ass, whereas Asuka rants and raves with some cool scenes in between. additionaly, orange fanta is the best fanta. aint nobody trying to slurp on that code red strawberry fanta, it tastes nearly like bile, and asuka is clearly the strawberry parallel to rei's orange
  18. Rei's cold exterior hides a shy and tender soul. Shinji simply didn't make an effort to get to know her, whereas Asuka was manipulating Shinji for her own ego and helped to place him in a worse mind state. I am sorry Jentos. Also, the miniatures where she has the Spear of Longinus are sick as **** (Though I must admit Asuka looked badass with the eyepatch)
  19. schizophrenic kabbalah son or hypersocial moloch daughter

     

    1. KeiaTypeBeat

      KeiaTypeBeat

      Sacrificing the first 7 people who sign my yearbook 

    2. spaazmatism

      spaazmatism

      my son is wise 

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