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Somehow from where ever the hell Mica is, a flyer appears all over Urguan and some other places... GNN goes airborne Lo all mica here! So GNN has been on a slight hold for a few reasons, which I won't get into here, but for a triumphant return everyone's favourite golden paper is hitting the road! I will be out and about all over Almaris interviewing the wonderful people of the land, from dwarves to birds and all creatures big and small. Hoping to share stories from around the globe. If you would like a spotlight moment, something to share to the greater world, a fun story from years past, simply bird me, or just grab me (with consent not literally) and talk away! No story is too small! Can't wait to meet you all! Mica <3 (fun ooc stuff)

mica picks up the newspaper from her place of hiding. And sets about writing a short letter. “tis a shame, not only from a fellow head medic who has stepped down as well as a fellow student of darinn in the past I hope you are well, keep strong my friend, a medic never truly retires. Keep your kit light and your heart lighter, your, an ally.”

IGN: sciencepants 2 RP NAME: Mica Goldhand AGE: 104 ACTIVITY REQUIREMENT: all CANDIDATE: Dorimnur Goldhand

Mica would sit alone in her office holding the letter addressed to her and the rest of her family, they had all had a look and passed it off back to her. Pouring over the words and handwriting she clutched the paper shaking slightly. Finally setting down the letter she put pen to paper. “Davli, I suspect you are either scared or homesick. I always send my wishes and love to you. You will be back home with us before you even realize my dear. Stay strong, be the Davli I know, the head strong, insult slinging, wolf baiting, monkey. Keep at it, we will be here for you when you need us. Love, Ma P.S. Fergus misses you” It would be simply signed and a small copy of one of the drawing Davli had done as a child. Closing it she sends it off with the rest of the mail and returns to sitting alone, and in the quiet hum of the Guild she mutters to herself as she watches the stream of workers moving in and out of the work area, "gods, let him be safe..." With that she pulled one of the many stacks of paper towards herself and begins her work once again.

The Deep Roads Cat Spider Appearance Slightly larger that a normal cat and mostly hairless the deep roads cat spider is very similar to its four legged kin but has a few large difference. The deep road cat spider instead of having the typical four legs is instead a host to eight legs. Each equal in size to the next, and each having similar anatomy to that of a normal cat. This over abundance of extra limbs allows the creature to climb vertical walls and sometimes upside down given adequate space for footing. As well as their increased number of legs the beast also has a multitude of eyes, some just have two large ones and a few smaller useless ones to other individuals have a full four pairs, giving them excellent vision in the dark areas they inhabit. They come in a host of colours and patterns but most seem to have a dark tabby coat, perfect for blending into the rocky walls of a cave. Eye colour trends on a dark green, black or amber with the occasional light brown in some members of colonies. an example of an adult Behaviour Typically solitary hunters they seek out smaller caverns or territories to hunt in, disputes over territory can lead to individuals fighting or killing over a prized hunting grounds. Despite their solidarity nature there has been a few cases of them grouping into colonies, typical size for these groups trend between five to twenty members in larger areas with an abundance of food. Though, seeming scary creatures, they are very personable. Bonding to one or more individuals in a household. they enjoy the spoiled nature of domesticated life. Typically found curled up somewhere in dwarven homes, or the centre of attention on someone’s lap. Habitat First found in the Deep Roads of Urguan these strange beings enjoy the warm dark damp nature of the Urguani cave systems. Shying away from the bright light of the surface. It is theorised they can be found in similar cave systems throughout the land as well. Though, they have currently only been recorded being sighted within the grand kingdom. Since being domesticated they have taken off within homes all over the subterranean nation. Sadly, some individuals who have been taken to surface home deteriorated quickly in the sun, first losing their playful friendly nature and eventually their appetite. Leading to sickness and eventually death. This can be remedied by providing a suitable dark area or room for them during the day. the Deep Roads of Uguan Diet Being obligate carnivores their diet is made of of entirely animal material. Mainly small rodents, larger cave roaches, bats and any fish found in underground waterways. While in captivity they can quite easily enjoy chicken and small birds as well. Red Lines -this creature if kept as a pet cannot be used in combat -can't be kept as a pet in a super sunny place -this is open lore don't gatekeep it

A similarly gilded letter would be sent back, the envelope would be held shut with a thick wax seal with the Goldhand shield stamped into it. Dear Davli, There would be a drop of ink on the paper as if the writer paused for a moment, then a line of frantic writing. What in the sweet Braths name did you do to your face! Do I need to send some of the family over to look after you?! Goodness, be careful! The rest of the letter would be in the typical neat writing of Mica. Apart from that, we have been well, your father is in the process of setting up a guild ranch, i think when you return you would love to help out with that, we are going to be breeding horses, rams and Bokolo, and hopefully more, i would love to hear your suggestions. Damona is doing well, i’ll see if i can get her to write you a wee letter to attach to this one but do send her some nice drawings in your next letter, i’m trying to show her more of the world. The manor is coming along nicely and the Kha have been very kind in helping us during the building, and the ports as well for that matter. Joseph came and visited me this last stone week as well, he misses you deeply, i suggest you send him a letter as well, he has been in contact with your father for golem limbs for a friend of his. He’s currently going through it so a bit of wise words from you might just be what he needs. Remember this is just a suggestion so don't get on at me. Myself? Well i've been running myself ragged with the guild and the family, there has been lots of grief recently with the war and a thousand other things. I cannot wait to see you again the amount of time i wish i had you here to help would have been a blessing honest to goodness, please keep sending your letter and such, i have a wonderful gift for you when you get back to be sure to be in one piece when you return, i worry about you safety so please for your old ma be safe, well as safe as you can. Love, hugs and kisses, Ma The letter would be signed neatly and several drawings of buildings and animals litter the bottom of the page, each labelled: the new ranch, the manor and some drawings of horses and rams. P.s. we are starting a golden cohort in the legion, do you want me to put your name forward for that for when you return?

The GNN jingle is heard throughout the city "GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING URGUAN, and welcome to another weekly Friday update! I'm your host as always Mica and lets dive right into this hell of a week!" some papers shuffle "To start us off, Local legend Bakir as been doing his part to help with the war effort! In an interview with me, Bakir has said that he patrols the Orenian roads for potential orenian victims, Antonyus falls into his trap. Captured and shackled by Bakir alongside the Ferrymen, Antonyus Horen was captured and taken to Norland. I was able to get this wonderful quote from him "Sometimes you are so focused on the Cheese you forget about the Trap" wise words to live by. Also, in regards to the capture of Oren nationals, two men were captured early last night and forced to make weapons for the legion till they paid off whatever wrong doing they did. " takes a sip of coffee "In local news, Draakopf Doomforged as been accused of dying a Grimgold child's eyes from red to blue, we await on the courts for further updates on this matter. the location of the lexicon picture has been discovered! we thank our men down in the workers guild for finding this site, they have set up camp and cleared the entrance to the site a few days ago, we now wait on the kings words for the next steps in this historic discovery! we also had a minor giant spider problem in the deep roads earlier this week but once again huge thank you to the workers guild for taking care of the issue!" more paper shuffling "Events Tonight! I hope you all have been hoarding your mina and kazuls cause we not only have the Mitzuul grove alchemical auction taking place at 4:30pm stone-hours but the first ever Merchants Guild Grand Auction!!! taking place at 6:30 stone-hours so i hope to see you all there! Coming this weekend!! we have the festival of Yudora hosted by the clergy ladies hope to see you there ;) and of course round off the weekend worker's guild night! In international news, Norland is holding pride parties every weekend of the next stone-month! all are welcome to attend to show support for our LGBTQ+ brothers and sister! and from all the way in Attenlund! me wee son davli is making his family proud exploring a wild new land! we hope to hear more stories from him soon" smiles with a nod "And now the weather and traffic for the weekend it's gonna be clear and sunning with some slight overcast towards Sunday with a chance of showers heading in to Monday. traffic is gonna be good over the weekend hopefully but do expect some delays heading into the city before and after the festival. This as been Gold News Now and ive been your host Mica Goldhand feel free to send a letter in with a story you want to share! I hope you all have a great weekend! this is Mica signing off!" the GNN jingle plays again and fades out

Mica already starts to drown in paperwork, and bokolo eggs. in the background a large green bokolo sits fat and happy in its new outdoor home

An equally gilded letter returned with several silk packages full of herbs stuffed into the envelope. Dear davli, I’m proud to hear you are fighting well and keeping the family name strong, i will be sure to send some dried herbs in the letter when i send it, it may not be much but i'm making sure to keep the packages light for you. Damona is doing well and missing you deeply, she's starting to learn to read and write herself so be sure to send her a letter when you can. Hana has been well herself, I'm keeping an eye out for her like you asked, I believe she misses you as well, if not more than me. In other news, the war with oren is ticking along, even your ol ma is picking up her sword and taking part in some battles here and there, but it seems the forces of iron prevail and continue to win. Progress on the port home is moving swiftly and should be ready upon your return, and don’t fret I'm decorating your room to be a bit more mature, but I'll keep some paint behind lest you want to decorate it like your old room. Though, I'm still working hard on cleaning it up before we sell the place… Apart from all that, i miss you my wee un and i hope you return home soon, the house feels empty without the chaos and joy you bring, Love, ma The letter would be signed neatly then underneath a detailed drawing of the construction site of the goldhand manor and as well as a sketch of fergus the beetle and oran the bokolo sit in a cartoony style. @Datweirdguy

*the GNN jingle plays throughout the city “Goooooood Friday morning I’m your host Mica Goldhand with your weekly report! To start us off we had a raid earlier this week which ended well with our legion boys keeping us safe from slave traders, remember to thank your local legionnaire when you have a chance. As well as this week we had Oren attack Norland and it’s port town of Elys, both sides have released a statement and we await further information from the situation.” *a sound of papers being sorted during a sort break in the talking “In happier news, we have a fun packed weekend for Urguan, on Saturday we have legion training, smoothie night with the Kha and a medic lesson hosted by yours truly, and to round it all off a blow out Dungrimm festival held by lady Brynaelda Grandaxe, personally I’m very excited for that. As well as this the expedition to the giant golem was a success with the recovery of more ancient Dwed history and we believe this will bring us closer to understanding the origins of our city. But the hunt is still on for where the mystery location of where the gem displayed.” *shuffles papers "in Hefrumm the local Seers led a Ponderlot fuelled trip along the path of the gods, there was much merriment all round as well as great enlightenment by those who attended. all are welcome to attend on the next event held by the Seers. As well as a big thank you from all animal lovers to Asvi Frostbeard with her protest against the eating of squirrels, since her brave efforts to protect these fluffy friends we have seen a huge boost in the local population. *another short pause “Now for the weather and traffic, it’s gonna be a bit stormy this weekend so expect delays on your way in to the city and do keep and eye out for slave traders on your travels on main highways around east fleet. If you have a story you want to share please send it down to the office! the address is, Mica Goldhand, the Workers guild of Urguan Kingdom of Urguan. This has been Mica Goldhand with your weekly news here at Gold News Now and I hope you all have a great weekend!” *the talking fades and the GNN jingle plays again

mica feels the semi-familiar chill down her spine and down in to the stone under her. “seems that we’ve got another visitor” placing the golden circlet on her head and heading to her desk once again.

mica looks up from cleaning her son's golden fake foot “feck dem fishy bastards! And the water dey deh en!”

Mica hates the sea and is fully ready to throw down. But first she needs to get over the whole boat thing.

Anbella's Grace - Healuroz Barimmar From the desk of the Head Medic Letter of resignation My fellow medics, my dear clinic and residents of the Kingdom and its holdings, I write this letter with a heavy heart. But, the changing of power allows growth. With a great deal of pride for my second medics, medics and trainees, it is time for a change in the clinic, i would like to inform you all of such: I, Mica Grandaxe, currently Head Medic of the Grand Clinic of Urguan, Anbella’s Hand, am formally stepping down from my position. Like that of my predecessor before me, I gave the clinic my full heart and soul, and expect the same from whoever is chosen to follow in these footsteps. Though, I will still remain at the clinic as a second medic as well continue to train medical trainees alongside my fellow medics. I will be taking more time for myself and pursuits of personal developments. We will be shortly holding a clinic wide meeting to elect a new Head Medic within the next few stone-days, as well as the oath taking, the passing of the axe to the new Head Medic and finally closing speeches. All are welcome to attend this event. Thank you all my kin, it has been an honour to serve Lady Anbella and the kingdom. Mica Grandaxe

Official Guild notice from Healuroz barimmar, Anbella’s Grace, Urguan medical guild. 10Th of the Deep Cold, 9th year of the second age. The guild has received reports that a certain individual within the Grand Kingdom of Urguan intends to host a race which would include the riding of Ologs. In the published advertisement for the event it is proclaimed that (And i quote) “If the rider falls the Olog is allowed to beat him a bit as long as it seems accidental and does not cause death or crippling injuries. “ The guild discourages said race strongly and advises strongly against it. Therefore guild leadership has decided that guild resources will not be allocated to this activity. Reasoning for this is that participants have been informed of the danger and recklessness and are solely responsible for any consequences In conclusion this means that any injuries sustained from these foolish activities will not be treated by guild personnel. May Anbella’s grace watch over all. Mica Grandaxe, Anbella’s hand Urist Ireheart, Second medic of Surgery Valyndris Morvayn-Grimgold, Second Medic of Pharmaceuticals and Fabrication Falk Irongut, Second Medic of Combat Medicine

Mica Grandaxe at her paper strewn desk and thinks back to her first night in the kingdom, and of how it was Dhaen and Bryn who welcomed her into the city and their clan with open arms. Though, knowing her clan sister is in need of a break she prays for a safe return someday “gods bless ye, travel well” taking a deep breath she returns to her work with a somber expression in her eyes.

“Oh I love me a gud wedding!” as she throws open her closet, scattering dresses all over her home

Mica could be seen skipping through the city singing the humming the song to herself, sometime barefooted for the full effect

in the hills above hefrumm and the great city, next to a simple grave Mica sits staring over the kingdom, and in a whisper far to quiet to be heard if not near "i will carry it forward, fer urguan and fer you.."

From her hilltop home, a letter of apology appears on doorsteps of homes around the kingdom, In scratchy handwriting crawled down the page, “My dear friends, clan members, proud citizens of Urguan and its holdings, With deep sorrow in my heart and with the utmost grievance I apologise to the Grandaxe clan and Urguan as a whole. Due to a severe lapse in judgement I oversaw the dangers I walked into with my clan brother and beardling Bjorn Grandaxe. Thus, he paid the ultimate price for my poor judgement. And with that i accept any and all punishments for this most shameful of mistakes. Though my condition is not the best, I am willing and open to all questioning from relevant parties, including and not limited to; The High Council and its members, The Medical Guild, The Grandaxe family as a whole. From there I would like to express my gratitude and thanks to the Frostbeard clan and their member Ulfric Frostbeard, for bringing me home and healing me after the incident. Without his quick thinking and strength i would not be here today. I would also like to extend the similar sentiment to the Grimgold clan and its member Valandrys Grimgold, without her extensive medical expertise and calmness I would be more afflicted by my burns. I thank the kingdom as a whole for their time and patience. Apologies again, Mica Grandaxe Below the main text in semi neat printed handwriting. If you are looking to question mica please send a bird or visit her at H-7, hefrumm. Please give her ample time if she is summoned to a meeting as she is unable to move quickly for the time being.

mica being also burnt badly lies in the urguan clinic, patched and wrapped well, in a small shaky voice "me clan bother, i wish i could've help ye mer, may anabella keep ye"

Mica reads over the plans for the clinic again to make sure “A health nation makes a strong nation, I agree with anyone who supports the clinic” sets down the sheet and returns to her sewing

IGN: sciencepnats2 RP NAME: Mica Grandaxe CANDIDATE: Norli Starbreaker

From the desk of the First Medic, Mica Grandaxe News and updates On my travels around the continent I have heard about several medical herbs similar to those found around our last home, though further searching testing should be done. This news brings further advances in the care we provide for the kingdom, and with whispers of war on the wind we must be well stocked and prepared for whatever dark forces dare challenge us. Thus, I will start collecting expeditions. I highly encourage that fellow members also take part in collecting to help boost our supplies, if you are in need of tools for this please contact me as i have a few pairs of shears to hand out. Valyndris Grimgold has done some searching as well, speak to her if you need information on where to find certain herbs. As well as this, the clinic is planning several lessons on field medicine and emergency healing. This will be led by second medic Falk Irongut, if you have any questions please feel free to contact either me or Falk. Times and dates will be released soon! Alongside these lessons, I would like us to build relations with our allied nations’ clinics, by sharing knowledge, resources and manpower. When we do this We strengthen our skills and our friendships as well. Please contact me if you are interested in helping with this. One final note, I will be planning a clinic wide meeting and expect everyone to be there. Not only for everyone to ask questions but to set the lay of the land and what we as a clinic will be working toward. This is a must for any and all medic trainees to attend as you will be meeting a lot of the higher up medics of the guild, most of whom will be your teachers. signed

The medicinal clinic of Urguan, Anbella’s Grace, is proud to announce Mica Grandaxe as Head Clinician. This has been notarized by the fellow secondary head clinicians of Falk Irongut, Urist Ireheart, and Valyndris Grimgold, who are all recognized for their hard work to the health of the citizens. Mica Grandaxe’s continued service to the Kingdom of Urguan is indicative of her kindhearted nature, benevolence, and unrelenting dedication which is the reasoning behind her ascension to Head Clinician, First Medic. She will continue to uphold the values of the highest quality care in both Kal’Darakaan and within the village of Hefrumm, for which she is beloved and renowned for her attentiveness. This change is one that will bring light into the lives of people and is officially being made known now. If there is an issue with this new change, please take it up with the king and the grand council. signed