Myochii

give me this green or i riot

⬆️ this but boon though he'd like food and farm animal related pokemon too, most would be unevolved (because he is mentally unevolved). he'd prefer to just look after them as friends and would never make them fight grimblegoff - he'd go for pokemon that he thinks possess some higher power and would help him commune with the stars™️. they're all pokemon i'd imagine just running about a wizard's tower and fitting in josephine - dragonair represents the Alstion Dragon™️ in my mind but she's not quite all there yet to evolving to dragonite. she'd usually go for quirky/ugly/'misunderstood' pokemon because she feels bad for them and wants to give them a chance :3 sirfetch'd is there cause no princess royal is without a knight (or something.) [REDACTED] - ditto for obvious reasons, driftloon for that one creepy pokedex entry, the rest are just thematically fitting

FULL NAME: Josephine Florentia Alstion AGE: 18 RACE: human PRIOR EXPERIENCE, IF APPLICABLE: (nearly) shot arrow in foot METHOD OF CONTACT: (Discord name) Myochii

impossible to answer when nobody has a clear idea of what any of these suggestions would or could even be like

Various mumblings and whispers would be heard from Josephine as she ascended the Hand of Horen about the peculiar nature of a chicken leg and an egg being friends...

arghhhh fooled once more... got me..

@Java17ok time to get back on tech team buddy

errrmmm it's fjarriagua not fjarrigua 🤓☝️ change it right now mister

"Oh, yep. Proper Aaunic stalls." Boon continually taps the missive, going to adjust his imaginary monocle as he feigns reading it. "Cannae wait fer the play, as well! Should get Bane tae be burned for the next festival!"

"Well, I tell ye wha', I know where I'm headin' after the race!" The plump merchant of the merchanile duo Boon & Bane's, Boon, calls out from atop a bucket in the middle of Whitespire -- seen shuffling through various cue cards in his hands. "Err... Wha' does this bit say, Bane?" "Oh! I'm headin' down tae the new Fish & Chips shop after the r-race, tae fill me tummy after winnin'! Yeah! Come 'ave some! Lovely jubbly!"

A certain dwarf 'wizard' by the name of Grimblegoff would find himself spending the next few days laying in the grass drifting in and out of consciousness - perhaps because of the dreadful, taxing fight, or simply because this is what the old man did in his free time. What was certain, however, was the accumulating piles of throw-up of crab remains trailing behind Grimble in the local Aaunic grasslands. Because, for some reason, the senile 'wizard' decided halfway through the fight to use a most unusual 'magic' to his advantage -- his teeth! "Magic wall of Stuff..." He mumbled through a series of hiccups. The first string of words that came out of the man's mouth, days after the event. "That foolish, most dastardly crab... No match... For Grimblegoff the Aspirant..." "Hoho..."

Penned and issued on the 17th of Harren's Folley, 1961. AAUNLY THE FINEST From the great minds that brought you the marmalades on your toast, the gonks on your fireplace, and even the quality cloth you wear – A new taste comes to Aaun directly from the shores of Hurstcombe itself, a proper Dencynn speciality that is GUARANTEED to bring you back for more: Boon & Bane’s proudly announce their NEWEST business endeavour: Boon & Bane’s Fish & Chips, in collaboration with Jan Nowak II of Nowak Novelties. Sourced directly from Aaun's harbours and most secret fishing holes with nothing but two idiots and a shared rod, ALL our food is prepared lovingly and carefully to PERFECTION. WHERE? Just outside Whitespire. Can’t miss it. Maybe can miss it if you are blind. If you are blind, Boon & Bane are sorry. Let’s hope your taste buds aren’t blind though! Meaning that they can taste. Because our food is really nice. There is ALSO Jan’s bakery. Next door. If you want AFTERS. (We do not sell afters). ★★★★★ REVIEWS ‘I love Boon and Bane’s so much. Everything they do is so innovative and fresh and wonderful. I would make them both kings if I was not already king and had two spare thrones.’ – King John of Aaun, allegedly ‘This is so much faster than cooking at home!’ – Prince Johannes Alstreim ‘Now my kids ask for Boon and Bane's Fish and Chips for lunch instead of my own cooking! Frankly it's a little hurtful...’ – Queen Amelya of Middelan, overheard complaining. ‘Ever since I've started eating at Boon and Bane's Fish and Chips my moustache has gained significant volume! Even Illatian cooking can't compete.’ – Ser Stefano Montelliano We also asked for Gaspard van Aert, but he was unfortunately not available for comment at this time. Penned and issued by, 4th Lord Mayor of Whitespire, The Bailiff of Apfelberg, Chef of Merryweather, Foreign Relations, Builder, Handyman, Investor, Non-Profit, For-Profit, Seamstress, Chutney Developer, Royal Babysitter, Marmalade enthusiast, and Co-Owner of Boon & Bane's Ltd. Co-Owner, Co-Founder, Proprietor, CEO, Possessor, Lease-Holder, Landlord, Keeper, Chancellor, Esteemed, Lord, Logistics-Master, Accountant, Architect, Designer, Quartermaster, Chutney-Taster, Lawyer, Dish-washer, Administrator of Boon & Bane's Ltd. and Boon's Brother. 2nd of His Name, Patriarch of Nowak, CEO of Nowak Novelties, Handsome, Single, Baker of Miracles, High Priest of Marzanna, Sworn Enemy of A High Elf, Owner of Nova Ko.

"Flippin' heck, they get up tae some odd stuff in these lands, aye?" Half of the famous merchant duo, Boon, of Boon & Bane's remarks with wide unblinking eyes to the sky. "Wouldn't mind a giant meatball of my own, though!"