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  1. Just bought fifty shades of grey. Time to get frisky in my head. Jokes, I aint no guuuurl.

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    2. SparehoeCakes

      SparehoeCakes

      That is, such a good ******* book. There is a paticular part that I LOVEE, but it is not for PG-13 audience. If you know what I mean.

    3. Schwaan

      Schwaan

      Oh Peyton. You little munchkin.

    4. SparehoeCakes
  2. This means war. Danie, don't expect to be alive much longer.

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    2. Ever

      Ever

      YES! JUSTICE ONCE AND FOR ALL!

    3. NekoDanie

      NekoDanie

      You lied to Ever schwan

    4. Schwaan

      Schwaan

      I haven't lied to Ever about anything.

  3. I'm back, and I'm not dead.

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    2. Aryon

      Aryon

      What, you mean the whole 40 page shitstorm? naaaaah.

    3. Zebanamana

      Zebanamana

      It was crazy, there was fighting, Aryon killed a guy with a trident.

    4. Redbaron™

      Redbaron™

      You owe me stuff. ;)

  4. Nervous about the outcome of my GM application. We'll see what happens.

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    2. Song Druid

      Song Druid

      *gets accepted instantly

    3. Schwaan

      Schwaan

      Funny boy. ;)

    4. Aislin

      Aislin

      Glad I could help. Arik quit trololololing our serious status >:(

      :P

  5. Quit whining about not getting on the server.... Don't like it ? DONATE PEOPLE!

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    2. White Frost

      White Frost

      No,it isn't, but whinning about not getting on isn't helping. :C I mean, I feel you guys! I've been refreshing the page for about an hour. I just think that complaining will only make you more angry and upset, and its best if you just don't. Plus, you will gain respect from others for not complaining :)

    3. KoTo

      KoTo

      I live in Serbia,i cant't donate because

      we don't have Paypal.Stop being a ****.

    4. Schwaan

      Schwaan

      @KoTo. No need to call me a ****, this is not directed to you. Yes, I feel bad that so many people cant get on because they have no way of donating, but if they are constantly going to flood the status updates whining about it, it getsannoying.

  6. I think we need to get a game of League of Legends going. Native, Freya, and Danie. Oh, that would be interesting. ;)

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    2. shiftnative

      shiftnative

      *is playing while he reads this*

    3. hypercrit

      hypercrit

      HyperCriticality is mah LoL name :D

    4. Robin Drake

      Robin Drake

      I'd play but I am on EU :/

  7. Scored an early morning job, so I can make money, and focus on LoTC ! Perfect. ♥

  8. Hello. I'm Garrett and I like long walks on the beach.

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    2. KarmaDelta

      KarmaDelta

      Hello Garret and Jarret, Im Karret. Im going to sue you guys cause you dont sound like a carrot.

    3. Braxis

      Braxis

      *Looks down* Bullies at my Elemenrty school turned my full name into Carrot Soy Burgers... cause of my full name was changeablet :c

    4. Braxis

      Braxis

      *Looks down* Bullies at my Elemenrty school turned my full name into Carrot Soy Burgers... cause of my full name was changeablet :c

  9. Okay, those sigs are beautiful. Thanks babe. ♥

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    2. Aryon

      Aryon

      *cough* "Uh...Arik. Schwan has already agreed to have my baby..."

    3. Song Druid

      Song Druid

      I will ban you all.

    4. Aryon
  10. Step your game up. #relationshipproblems

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    2. Ibn Khaldun

      Ibn Khaldun

      Beat my chest like King Kong, Rage Against The Machine is my favorite song :3

    3. 。◕‿‿◕。 Hawk Whitestorm
    4. Schwaan

      Schwaan

      Swag. #LoveYouGaius.

  11. Danie! I've been on your livestream for two hours waiting for the movie to start! :(

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    2. Schwaan

      Schwaan

      *le cry. I wont be here tomorrow.. tisk tisk.

    3. NekoDanie
    4. Schwaan

      Schwaan

      Don't worry about it haha. I'll find a way to watch.

  12. Any recommendations on how I can help a lot of people at once? I want to start an advice post, but I'm not good with advice half the time. :S

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    2. Schwaan

      Schwaan

      Anything really. Whatever advice people want.

    3. Sporadic

      Sporadic

      make the world's RP a tiny bit better and you will help us all, always.

    4. KarmaDelta

      KarmaDelta

      OOC things and RP things need to be seperate. Having them both in one post would be chaotic. So focus on one for now. I would say RP first, if you have abysmal rp, then do ooc. Bad at ooc and not RP, then vice versa.\

      All your is yours to decide.

      And my two minas, I think people should come to you for help instead of making people ask you. Again, just my two minas.

  13. Dat feeling when you jump to a conclusion, and screw up your relationship hard. :(

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    2. Coaster

      Coaster

      I told you i didnt cheat on you

    3. Schwaan

      Schwaan

      I hope so too. I screwed up. Haard.

    4. High Prophetess Mezua~ ♥ ツ

      High Prophetess Mezua~ ♥ ツ

      Oh... I hate that.. best of luck to you, mate <3

  14. New wars on Lotc. - " Chaaarge! " " Actually, can we take a lunch break? I'm a little tired. "

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    2. Auvreaeath

      Auvreaeath

      ^.^ I can finally laugh at the Diamond Armor people I pass by that walk at 20 blocks per hour.

    3. Schwaan

      Schwaan

      Lol'd @EmeraldStag

    4. EmeraldStag
  15. Hey Lord of the craft. Did I mention, you guys are cute ? ♥

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    2. bungo

      bungo

      I am offended. Skah uff.

    3. Watyll

      Watyll

      draw me like one of your french girls.

    4. Schwaan

      Schwaan

      Mylaaaas. Get some swaaag.

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    2. VonAulus

      VonAulus

      Kan I have one plox?

    3. Skippy

      Skippy

      That is not how you use the Willie Wonka meme.

    4. Taiga

      Taiga

      ^ Schwan will now be demoted for improper meme usage.

      Seriously, learn to internet.

  16. I'm like a guerilla, lurking in the mist.

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    2. Skippy

      Skippy

      schwaan go on ts girl

    3. Schwaan

      Schwaan

      You won't find me on ts. Like I said, a guerrilla lurking in the mist.

    4. V0idsoldier
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