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  1. Baconthief

    I sense that there is a very few amount of morally good characters running about, seems everyone is a bloodthirsty bandit/guard or is a thrall to a necromancer circle who hides as a normal guy.

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    2. Ventusyr

      Ventusyr

      #LawfulGood

    3. Varstivus

      Varstivus

      Neutral good, check out my VA.

    4. CommunistSpy

      CommunistSpy

      #neutralevil

  2. Baconthief

    I need to think of something to do with Khel now that he is no longer all princely P:

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    2. thewhiteknights(rarethorn)

      thewhiteknights(rarethorn)

      Live with Rarethorn im dying to see you mwaahaha >:D

    3. ski_king3

      ski_king3

      Learn teh magicz.

    4. Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Become a priest of Rthulu?

  3. Baconthief

    I am rather angry at the inherent hate that some people have towards me personally for choosing to rp a race that inherently is against their clique of people. I literally have said nothing to some people and they attack me on my preference of rp. Really hope this changes or I doubt I'll be on the server much longer

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    2. SteelMarshall

      SteelMarshall

      his emo hare is no mach fur mah neckbeard *itches it obscenely*

    3. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      mmmmmmm neckbeard

    4. Truthseeker83

      Truthseeker83

      I can't get enough of that Khel Action, oh wait that was someone else.

  4. Baconthief

    I feel like the freaking savior of malinor

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    2. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      u cool, u cool

    3. MonkeyCoffee

      MonkeyCoffee

      Spongebob

    4. Goldd

      Goldd

      Also Xexus will make you a saint one day.

  5. Baconthief

    In respons to Kalenz: More Dark Elves! Frankly we are just the coolest race in the server, no exceptions. There is no comparison between a high elf and a darkie, they darkie is overwhelmingly amazing. Plus we can all model ourselves after Drizzt, they model themselves after redneck/conservative racist southeners

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    2. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      I reserve my right to be a redneck racist.

    3. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Faeyin

    4. Cracker

      Cracker

      80% of dark elves are pansy; just because you drink blood and try-hard as a villain doesnt mean you're not a coward

  6. Baconthief

    What's new? Are people still butt's to ne another?

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    2. Helbolt

      Helbolt

      To be honest sir, if you are stealing their bacon, they have every right to be mean to you! I mean, bacon, what kind of world is this turning into???

    3. Aedan The Bard

      Aedan The Bard

      I understand.

    4. Narthok

      Narthok

      Snelf elf = best elf, But yes alot of people are complaining because the elves are trying to get organized instead of being a weak nation. I don't agree with everything they're doing but it certainly is fun :D

  7. Baconthief

    If I were to make a new character, what should I do with him?

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    2. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      Elf smith.

    3. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      Adunian

    4. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      Adunian are half wood elf :3

  8. Baconthief

    That moment when you realize you're almost twenty

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    2. Rhia

      Rhia

      That moment when your realize your almost 25 and moderate a MC server.

    3. Tigergamer

      Tigergamer

      That moment when illegally drinking is fine. #England.

    4. craotor

      craotor

      That moment when you watch some really nasty porn

  9. Baconthief

    Just came to the realization on how many dark elves have based their character from parts of Drizzit(If you don't know who that is, you're lame)

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    2. Dromui

      Dromui

      Well.... He is actually very different from most Elves. He should be the character all strive to be.

    3. Stephensj

      Stephensj

      Im a Orc at heart

    4. Goldd

      Goldd

      I am lame

  10. Baconthief

    Making my new darkie. And do not worry, he is insanely racist like khely was

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    2. Matheus

      Matheus

      Filthy heretic

    3. Charles_Grimlie

      Charles_Grimlie

      What? I thought Dark Elves were meant to be with victim of racism.

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Only the pansies

  11. Baconthief

    ,I know a certain wood elf who is probably ganna die

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    2. Samler

      Samler

      Well, I saw this new wood elf yesterday but I don't think she deserves to die!

    3. ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      >Imply only 1 wood elf will die.

    4. + Reggieo +

      + Reggieo +

      My Sissiro is a Woodeffy

  12. Baconthief

    What's new?

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      In relation to the past that is.

    3. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      People are still arseholes, but a little less than they used to be.

    4. Hunter (sckolar)

      Hunter (sckolar)

      I think things are going to escalate again. A war just ended with loads of OOC drama.

  13. Baconthief

    Well, I got purposfully banned by dressing up as Han and Chewbacca and then roleplaying. Went down how I wanted. Later guys, game was fun 75% of the time. . .the 25% being when I was a prince.

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    2. Dalek348

      Dalek348

      tbh a 2 day ban sounds worth it

    3. Evilbanana5757

      Evilbanana5757

      ...at least it wasnt a pugsy? :)

    4. Birdwhisperer

      Birdwhisperer

      Before you do something even more drastic, you can ask a mod to ban you for a set ammount of time, and not unban you no matter how much you plead. So request a 2 month or even 6 month, or whatever you'd prefer. :P

  14. Baconthief

    For those that think I am a weaboo. I don't like anime, it's pretty shitty. People fly through the air and **** develope a mind of their own. I think it's bullshit grade entertainment. The only time I've watch it is to get booty from a girls who liked anime. Only japanese thing I enjoy is the samuri honor codes. Don't assume I obsess over japanese things because of the race I tend to play. Maybe I am just a morrowind fan?

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      You can't whatever medical science. Also sorry for people who like anime, everyone has their own tastes. Anime is not mine

    3. Joe_Blackman

      Joe_Blackman

      nerd

      that's all i got you weeb trash

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Everyone hates me. The only comfort I've is my pillow wife nakimosantakimau

  15. Baconthief

    Well, khel might be a little pissy right now

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      And that wasn't in the name of malinor xD

    3. Evilbanana5757

      Evilbanana5757

      xD

    4. JtPv

      JtPv

      Wait- is Khel a girl or a guy? You said she at one part, then said he at another. I is confused.

  16. Baconthief

    I AM SO ANGRY AT DIN

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    2. K00l

      K00l

      Without all of the violence, sex, alcohol, and all the other vulgar 50 things about drow? Yes.

    3. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      They just you know, took a massive crap on star wars. That's all, no biggie

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      They stated all other star wars content, except the movies and the clone wars cartoon, is not cannon. So all those books, comics, and video games are no longer part of the star wars universe. So KOTOR is not relevant and Boba Fett actually dies. I am pushing my overdramaticness forward with sarcasm(It's just fake stories after all), but I am still actually a wee bit. peeved.

  17. Baconthief
    http://imgur.com/tSteI8I Anyone know what these are in rp?
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    2. Kim

      Kim

      They should put steps on the front to give em beaks

    3. Birdwhisperer

      Birdwhisperer

      They're made out of the same materials as some of the elk in the area, I was worried they were bits of elk bodies...

    4. Kim

      Kim

      LOL

  18. Baconthief

    Malin was not a druid, he worshiped the ancestors.

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    2. VampsWillDie

      VampsWillDie

      THAT'S...THAT'S LIKE YOUR MUM RUNNING AWAY BEFORE YOU'RE BORN OH GOD MY SIDES XD

    3. hellfiazz

      hellfiazz

      my friend you have stolen my joke. vile fiend

    4. ~ Fiend ~

      ~ Fiend ~

      I'mma need to ask you to lay off on the slurs. <:T

  19. Baconthief

    That moment when your character finds out his daughter has been kissing an orc. Khel's a very unhappy darkie

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    2. Dargene

      Dargene

      Meta does not beat us... its resia you have to look out for

    3. Mithradites

      Mithradites

      That's a good attitude, Khel!Just bleach your skin and hair, and you'll be a high elf in no time!

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      ^^^^

      Exactly, dark elves are the supreme race

  20. Baconthief

    Why am I killing all of Salvus's criminals for them. Isn't that the job for the shields? Not the one man Salvian guard force known as Khel

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    2. KiiNg

      KiiNg

      ^ denied, mine

    3. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      @Nord

      Oh yeah, because khel is qualified for that. He attented his first mass of the creator today and make it through five minutes

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      @Nord

      Oh yeah, because khel is qualified for that. He attented his first mass of the creator today and make it through five minutes

  21. Baconthief

    Anyone have the link to real life?

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    2. MonkeyCoffee

      MonkeyCoffee

      best mc server ever. factions, pvp, creative, spleef!!! hunger games 2!!!

    3. JtPv

      JtPv

      Why does this exist?

    4. Akeron

      Akeron

      www.com

  22. Baconthief

    That moment when you're rping in elven, and then you start speaking in spanish on accident

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    2. Wretched

      Wretched

      Lol gemmy.

    3. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      hola dirty valah white roses

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Kae tango el sil de ceru

  23. Baconthief

    Titania's kidnappings are starting to get as frequen as Indelwhen's now

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    2. Dreek

      Dreek

      power grab all power!

    3. Pinsir99

      Pinsir99

      I miss Indewhelen now. ;-;

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      If you kidnap her, Khel will not be saving her for that reason

  24. Baconthief

    So should I feel insulted if a girl tells you that you remind her of the vampire from twilight?

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Blind her with sparkles.

    3. Aurelia

      Aurelia

      Maybe she likes the vampire! So that means she likes you! Therefore, you're a pimp. :3 Other than that... BLEH TWILIGHT!

    4. BrandNewKitten

      BrandNewKitten

      ... yes! She is calling you attractive and mysterious... At least she didn't say werewolf...

  25. Baconthief

    "You must be this tall to enter malinor" ---------------

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    2. Braxis

      Braxis

      I HAVE A SAFE SPOT FROM THE MINI HORENS NOW!!!! YESSSS!!

    3. Gemmylou

      Gemmylou

      No you don't. I can be carried in, you CRUEL CRUEL BABYSITTER.

    4. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      *Leana steps onto the boat with stilts*

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