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    1. Year of the Porkour.

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    1. Space

      Space

      year of the cop

  1. The pig has returned!

  2. Oink.

    1. Thornz

      Thornz

      Nananana cause my hips don lie 

  3. That moment when you're about to lose five days of crafting because of an update, then a heroic Kowaman swoops in to save the day. My hero. RIP XP.

  4. Porkour turns 26 today!

    1. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      Happy birthday, my friend.

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  5. For those currently in-game: What is today's date in game?

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    2. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Thank you good sir. Find me ingame sometime and I'll reward you.

    3. Ducklingator

      Ducklingator

      You can just do /date...

       

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      I know. I'm not on my computer in the morning. At work and writing up my character profile.

  6. Pork-The other white meat.

  7. Im back in the sweet flesh!

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    2. manicfairy

      manicfairy

      I see a army of pigmen coming

    3. Kvasir

      Kvasir

      PORKOUR I LOVE YOU

       

      ALSO AFREVO IS CHAROODLER, HE'S BANNED

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Oh. Well that's a shame. Now the hard part with contacting Telanir to restore my VIP purchase to the new account.

  8. In light of the recent issues I've had with logging into Minecraft, I have tried to contact Mojang Customer Support, and have still yet to hear from them. Because of this, I am unable to log into the server. It has been one week since my last recorded activity. Mojang email and password recovery states my account has been migrated, and I tried all of my emails to see if I would get feedback. I will continue to wait to the end of the month for a response. If unsuccessful, this will be the end of the pigman and quite possibly the end of my journey with Minecraft. Mojang states that they could recover and reset my account given I provide them with a transaction ID, but the bank only holds statements four years back. I hope I get these issues resolved.

  9. oink

    1. Kaelan

      Kaelan

      Alasdair d'Aumont oinks from his boat

  10. Anyone else having trouble connecting to the server?

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    2. Remyy

      Remyy

      Liris cat, bad cat bad kitty

    3. Remyy
    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Im going to blend that cat and make kittenaid out of it.

  11. "Plays a stupid lore-breaking pigman, and thinks he's all that"

    Damn straight I am.

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    2. Kaelan

      Kaelan

      How do you feel when people eat bacon?

    3. 𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖌𝖚𝖘𝖍
    4. Knight of Elken

      Knight of Elken

      makes me happy whenever i see you porkour, don't let the haters bring you down

  12. So why is the server down?

    1. GodEmperorFlam

      GodEmperorFlam

      Fixing bugs.

    2. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Any good bug is a dead bug.

  13. So why is the server down?

  14. Whoever decided to use Wikispaces should be shot. There's no way I can code in a traditional infobox in this site unlike the other Wiki counterparts, the codes just dont work for making Infoboxes on characters, nations, and miscellaneous entries.

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    2. Jibuis Winterborn (Vinnie)

      Jibuis Winterborn (Vinnie)

      omg yeah same!!!!!!!!!!!

    3. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      It was Tythus, for the record.

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Well I wont shoot Tythus. Ill just have to shoot you then everblue. Because infoboxes are awesome.

  15. Im not whitelisted on the server>

    1. KarmaDelta

      KarmaDelta

      They're fixing a rollback.

    2. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      That's what they want you to think. I know they are racist. Dirty pig-eaters.

  16. What lies beyond the Mists of Avalon?

    1. Lark

      Lark

      The Line to Mordor

  17. Be there living rocks?

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    2. Old-Rattlesnake
    3. Demotheus

      Demotheus

      I remember a couple weeks ago some one was playing a talking boulder or something on the side of the road that leads to the dwarf place.

    4. Helbolt

      Helbolt

      There was a talking cow in the fringe in the first few weeks.

  18. Be there giants?

    1. Lark

      Lark

      Here be Pork-eaters

    2. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      There be if the ET ever looked at the bundle of ideas I sent them.

  19. Never hit a man with glasses. To be effective, hit him with something much bigger and heavier.

    1. Agith

      Agith

      Like your rump?

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