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  1. BonesOfTheEarth
    "I believe this when someone doesn't tell the full story to make their product seem better than it is." A no-haired skeleton taps the side of his head
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    "You do know that using a conjuration scroll doesn't work properly, right? The conjuration sits there braindead until it vanishes. Works like enchanting." A scrollmaking lich would grumble and tack this note to the bottom of the flyer.
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    !

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    2 hours of downtime.
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    wasinotinthetop5favoritepeopleforareason?:c
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    You talk about mardi gras as though you're a true swamp monkey. I live in new orleans, get fucked.
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    @firegirl7894523 should fix igne'aecelia... Warhawke "Shamans" are not actually shamans. No connection to the spirits whatsoever. it's a title. With the orcs, Shamans are quite literally magic folk given **** from the Spirits. As for the Warhawke stuff, the 'Shaman' is merely the spiritual leader said to convene with the council - the star system above composed of deceased Warhawkes of notable status in life. Same name, completely different religion in every sense of the word.
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    No. Dont make me go through that hell again. On a side note, +1 nice lore father zarsies
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    A certain cleric looks up at these specific lines, writing beneath the paper in neat handwriting; "The first statement is false from the start. Impure is what we kill. Descendants and other such things are gray entities. As for the second; Our Lord does not use soulfire. The third? We do not kill what we deem fit to kill, or unfit to live. We kill what our Lord deems fit. Our opinions have no sway. The fourth? No. Druids are not directly aimed at hunting voidal mages. The fifth? It is to not harm the gray entities we serve to protect. Any of those can devolve into impurity. As for Ferals, we are already meant to purge them; our light burns them. They are impure." The cleric walks away, satisfied. >Implying clerical lore is updated. <3
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    I think you smell like a really dumb person

    1. ChaoticallyCheshire

      ChaoticallyCheshire

      Damn, i can't come back from this hella sick burn. So savage. This is how it ends for me. 

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    ****** did you quit the server with my phylactery Why Favorite food? Do you love me in a heterosexual manner?
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    A certain elf could not help but to frown within the confines of his secluded home despite his ignorance of the situation, glancing out of his window in thought. "It's been a while since I've visited my old lliran."
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    My ****** offering a $60 game plus dlc's for a mineman skin
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    I havent read this yet, but dont we have a "no new lore" thing going on?
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    The "Rogue Cleric", or as some might call "Good Cleric" - it's all about perspective - returns and proceeds to preach the words of TRUTH; "Keep in mind your current knowledge on undead is poor and inaccurate. I do not say this to be mean, but out of mere constructive criticism in hopes that if you plan on doing any fighting in this regard at any point, you do such properly. A lich can not return the dead unless they are a necromancer. A lich is a returned dead person themselves; a magi in past life brought back by the necromancers. They are skeletons. A necromancer is a normal person, still alive(though they may be undead in some cases, it's not something really needed). They can raise lots of undead." The "Rogue/Good Cleric" flees
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    A "Rogue Cleric" sips his tea, intent on following Tahariae's word to the absolute letter.
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    Can the next paragraph long lore submission please be about necromancers who put phylacteries on unused alternate characters so there's 0 chance of a mishap happening

    1. HurferDurfer1

      HurferDurfer1

      lol i you are one of the ones who fucks frost witchs

    2. BonesOfTheEarth

      BonesOfTheEarth

      degeneracy

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    +1 Can your next one be about how necromancers hold lich phylacteries please thank you
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    Elven twins. >>triggered<<
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    MC Name: Fury_Fire Discord: Will(Fury)#6755 Name: Tylendel Llor Elverhilin Race: Elf Age: 124 Nation of Residence and Willingness to Relocate: N/A. Willing. Do you currently know any Magicks?: Arcanism Transfiguration Voidal Shifting Voidal Translocation Are you willing to devote yourself to the Tenants of Truth Absolute?: Yes Membership of the Order will require regular participation in the Order’s Activities. Are you willing to devote the required time to the Order?: Yes
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    Lets take my previous status further. So time passes at 52.08 times the speed of normal. Now, the minecraft run speed is by default about 5.6 meters per second, which is slightly less than the average irl run speed. Taking this, and with one second being one minute... We should be roughly be moving mcly about 300 blocks per irl second. In actuality, if we take the time passing with what it should be, our mc characters are moving at about.. 1/56th the speed of a normal person. Meaning about 0.1 meters per second. On one of the main roads this increases to 0.13 meters per second.

     

    That's how slow our characters are. The limits to our speed.

    Edited by Fury_Fire
    1. greygre

      greygre

      are you SURE you're not high?

    2. BonesOfTheEarth

      BonesOfTheEarth

      I cant seriously shout "Gotta go fast" knowing that Im travelling less than 0.2 percent of the normal running speed

    3. Drop Koala

      Drop Koala

      Fury_Fire up that joint

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    Can we take a moment to realize that given the fact that there are 168 days in an lotc year, yet we age yearly at the same rate as we do irl, each lotc day is 52.08 hours long. Seeing as how in1 lotc year, despite being a little less than half the days in an irl year, we still age the same. Being a 1 year old in lotc years has matured the same as a 1 year old irl.

     

    Im not high I promise.

    1. BonesOfTheEarth

      BonesOfTheEarth

      This also means that time passes at 52.08 times the speed of normal. Meaning if you're sitting still afk for one second alone, your character has just sat still for almost a minute. Sit still for one minute, and you've been sitting still nearly an hour.

    2. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      inb4 staff release a plugin that makes you move 52.08 times as fast to make up for this

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    should have credited the art Cool lil' guys, probably shouldnt have spooky magic abilities
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    I agree! Either way, the Daemon of Time is taken. Metztli is my adopted child after benbo left, donttouchher
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