DahStalker 2881 Popular Post Share Posted January 8, 2021 (edited) The Pied Piper: Viperam Sub Ala Nutricare By Beatrice VirosiAC/DC - Highway to Hell (Official Video) - YouTube _____________________________________________________ To the so called Owyn III, he who fancies sloth, drugs, alcohol, harlots, lust, and ambition. He who fashions himself as GOD incarnate, the one True GOD, stamping with pretend omnipotence in the grounds of his many mansions, which lay filled with nothing but sin and looted gold. Let me be most sincere and clear; Allow me to present the truth, without the pompous extravagance that you hold so dear, your titles. ______________________________________________________________________________ In contravention to the very canon law he voted for at the Council of Providence, Owyn III sacked two cardinals in the span of less than a day (Book II, Title II, Chapter 2, §7 of the Codex Iurius Canonici Danielus Pontifex, Edition 2). Incidentally, these are two of the three Haeseni cardinals, and the only two to oppose his election: Alfred Cardinal Jorenus and Johan Cardinal Aquila. While James II lay on his deathbed, surrounded by all the cardinals and curates of the Church, Laurence Pruvia-Albarosa alone remained at home smoking cigars and drinking champagne, no doubt celebrating the culmination of his plot. He showed little interest in neither our late Pontiff, god rest his soul nor the traditions of our church. When, distraught the following day, I questioned his absence, he ignored me entirely. Prior to his appointment to the Prince-Archdiocese, Laurence Pruvia-Albarosa fathered several bastards whom he concealed from the High Pontiff and the Church. Immediately upon assuming his throne, Owyn III fired out of hand the Knight-Regent of the Holy Palatine, Johan Cardinal Aquila and the Grandmaster of the Guard, Theophilos Komnenos. They were replaced by two men that no living holy knight had met or heard of. During his tenure as Prince-Archbishop, Laurence Pruvia-Albarosa personally enriched himself at the expense of the Church and the Commonwealth of Kaedrin, appropriating a monastery at the base of Mt. St. Catherine as his own personal manse and whorehouse. Laurence Pruvia-Albarosa further enriched himself, this time at the expense of the least fortunate members of society, by the sale of highly addictive Albarosan powder. This is a drug he indulges in himself, to such great amounts that he is frequently rendered incapable for weeks at a time. These incapacities he conceals as “pilgrimages”. Using his titles within our Holy Mother Church for nothing but vile and unprecedented actions , such as the selling, dealing and consumption of alborasan powder and selling it to vulnerable members of the former Kaedrini government and members of the Holy Church. As quoted within one of the product’s advertisements; “Albarosan Powder is an exclusive product only sold or gifted to those acquainted with the Rhoswenii houses or the Holy Canonist Church. It is not sold in a store, and therefore, requires you to seek out current consumers.“ Laurence has done nothing in his clerical career other than to spread chaos and deceit. During a vulnerable time in Mariana Dubois’ life, he introduced her to copious amounts of the substance. This ended in the near-fatal overdose of a beloved mother of adoptive children, who married into both Haeseni and Orenian households. Against the wishes of James II, and despite the multiple warnings of my beloved uncle, he used his political position in the Kaedreni Commonwealth to incite discord between the provinces of Kaedrin and Haense. He even went so far as to falsely accuse Haense of murdering his predecessor. Within his homeland of Kaedrin, he named a donkey after the current Queen of Haense at the time. He called this donkey a jackass and paraded her around within the old province of Kaedrin. But he was not content to mock and degrade the queen of one Canonist nation. Upon assuming the pontifical office, he had a portrait painted himself astride his mare, which he named “Anne of Novellen,” after the recently-deceased empress. Least shocking, but most obviously illegal, he used monastic properties for his own pleasure, appropriating them for himself as sources of income and residences (Book II, Title I, Chapter 3, §2 of the Codex), Monastics are bound by a vow of poverty, prohibiting them from the ownership of personal property, and all they own upon acceptance of this vow shall be used for the common good. But nothing this man has ever done has been for the common good. It bears mentioning that, aside from the home he kept in Varoche, and the monastery he stole from the poor, Laurence Pruvia-Albarosa even tried to use his looted gold to buy a third home in Kaedrin. Three mansions less than a few miles apart, all on a cleric’s allowance? I doubt it. Finally, these acts together violate Book II, Title I, Chapter 4, §7 of the Codex: the duty of every cleric to foster peace and justice in accordance with the laws of the Church. ______________________________________________________________________________ I beg that good and faithful Canonists read this accumulated evidence. Owyn III is a wicked man, and besides that, a violator of a set of laws he himself approved. He spits upon the name of my uncle, and is no more true a Pontiff than John of Darfey, who we also gladly toppled. But this time, by God’s grace, we have the opportunity to stop the pontifical pretender before he reaches his worst. Spoiler All of this is entirely rp, and I hold no ooc frustrations with any parties. GL HF. do not reply to my thought out post with mediocre **** posting, ty. Edited January 8, 2021 by DahStalker 62 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIROS 2712 Share Posted January 8, 2021 James II frowns. 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draeris 3118 Share Posted January 8, 2021 "Cool fiction." said Owyn III, pricking his fork into another plate of Tiramisu. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresiam 462 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Robert de Bourdon signs the Lorraine 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Publius 3666 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Receiving the missive, Cyril Eloi Halcourt would be appalled by the claims of Beatrice - the aide in which he humoured at James II’s final moments. He would begin down the rabbit hole by sending her a letter... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
drowknows 696 Share Posted January 8, 2021 "Even if this is true.." Cardinal Pelagius comments as he sets down a glass of Sangria, "His Eminence is quite the legendary Lady's Killer." 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnsider 4546 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Holy Sir Nicolas shook his head as he read the letter. "What pomposity and arrogance." He looked over the one part of the document that he could actually verify, that of the Order's leadership. "Johan ist now the Grandmaster. So that part is a lie." As he read through the rest, he could not help but laugh. "She calls His Holiness a pretender? Does she believe the College of Cardinals were not guided by GOD to choose a proper successor?" He sighed and put the document down. "Her grief has made her lash out. It is understandable, but unfortunate. For James II's kin to so quickly abandon the Faith and speak blasphemy taints his memory. Ich hope she reconsiders and repents." 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmeepicus 3966 Share Posted January 8, 2021 The Holy Ser Lukas Jokic frowns somewhat upon reading the missive. "I'll give the writer the benefit of the doubt, given Owyn III's previous actions," he'd plainly remark, folding the notice up and placing it into his pocket. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCapybara 1804 Share Posted January 8, 2021 "Hm, the orenians have problems, no, all valah now have such drama." Says Alyssa Seregon in a calm voice tone, simply drinking her tea within the NGS museum mini-bar for organization members only. Simply holding the picture of which and where it speaks of his mare, Anne of Novellen. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760304690385780797/796921143558799370/Capture.PNG "Our own pontiff! I must tell of his lady and lordship de Joannes that the High Pontiff is a snake in the holy gardens of GOD!" Butler Albert de Perra freaked out as he went over to his lady and lordship of these terrible, but awfully true accusations of his holiness. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axelu 3692 Share Posted January 8, 2021 “When questioning the faith of His Holiness, she questions the faith and judgement of the entire septarchy, who elected him. The pious, honest, and righteous blood in the Virosi line ended with His Late Holiness, it seems,” The Holy Mother Roxelana Anabel muttered to the prioresses of the order, her hand curled around her cross in alarm. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juli 1341 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Queen Isabel sat within her office reading over the missive, "He named a donkey after me ye say? I am flattered." She quipped, letting out a chuckle as she tossed the paper to her side 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maur 880 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Maur'Azog smiles from the seven heavens..... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fie 2521 Share Posted January 8, 2021 A cloaked lady arched an eyebrow as she read over the paper. "But why did they elect such man as Pointiff? That can't be right... I hope they know to keep him in tow." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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