rep2k 2477 Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2021 Excommunication of Edward Napier 30th of Owyn's Flame, 1831 HIS HOLINESS TYLOS I, High Pontiff of the Church of the Canon, Archbishop of Visigia, Successor of the High Priesthood of the Church, Supreme Pontiff of the Church of True Faith, Keeper of the Canon, Missionary to Aeldin, High Servant to the Exalted's Testaments, Humble Servant of the Faithful and Vicar of GOD does decree… Marriage is one of the Lord’s most fruitful and loving gifts to humanity. To be united with one's partner forever under the guidance and light of GOD is to be truly blessed. To bear children with your partner is one of the best things that could happen to a person in their lifetime, a parents' love for their children is unmatched by most others. Therefore we must treat marriage and the birth of children as sacred and not to be taken upon so lightly or wantonly. It saddens us greatly when somebody ignores the Lord’s teachings and the laws set forth by GOD and his Church in order to pursue a lustful endeavour. The Lord was clear for it states in the scrolls not to lay with another from another tribe - this refers to other races such as dwarves or orcs. We can not fathom what would make a sane man sleep with another race other than blinding and uncontrollable lust. Despite guidance and warnings from the Church, a man named Edward Napier continued to pursue his relationship with an orc female. Edward Napier was unashamed of his miscegenation, happily and gleefully breaking both imperial law and canon law. Edward ignored the guidance of High Pontiff Jude II and the Orenian courts to turn away from this lifestyle and his orc lover and yet he refused to do so - spawning two half-breed children as a result. Therefore: We, the Pontificate and the Most Holy College of Bishops, therefore declare that the man named ‘Edward Napier’ shall be branded EXCOMMUNICATE and ANATHEMA. They are hereby spiritually amputated from the Holy Canonist Church and the Society of all Canonists. They shall be shunned and evicted from any and all settlements who claim union with the Holy Mother Church of the Canon. 59 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmiliainWonderland 1526 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Amie loves the church. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoanOfArc 4586 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Cardinal Gawain nailed the excommunication on his doors of the Providence Cathedral. The Briarwood, when he was hammering the excommunication in, wondered if the High Pontiff ever caught wind of his elf lover, Vaeri. He looked around a bit after that thought came to his head, shrugging when he saw no one around, and continued the hammering. 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserJacobII 1048 Share Posted July 29, 2021 The Vicar of Providentia picks up a copy of the missive, and scans over it while he drinks his morning tea. "Hmm.. Bound to happen eventually," he'd comment to some disinterested Acolyte. He sets down the paper, downs the rest of his tea, and places his zucchetto upon his head. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reckless Banzai Screamer 11594 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Father Paco rejoices at this notice of excommunication, hoping the incels of the empire would make an effort to talk to the human women instead of picking up cheap orcish women at the brothels and calling it love. Recent convert Oijin sweats profusely and looks at his Oyashiman elf girlfriend. 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt_Chief26 1205 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Reinhardt Barclay signs the lloraine at the mention of someone’s excommunication 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urahra 5359 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Spoiler Gragmar Napier neither knows nor cares about this proclamation since she has never given a single **** about human religion, being an orc and all. She continues living happily in retirement with her lifemate, not caring one bit about what any of these weird dress-wearing human men have to think about her. If she were to find out about the church's declaration, she would find it mightily stupid since she and her lifemate have been together faithfully for over 60 years. She would be amazed they're still so obsessed with her after all this time, despite the fact that she and Edward haven't lived in Oren for decades. 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergisala 2794 Share Posted July 29, 2021 The Solicitor-General would immediately blink twice and suddenly love the Church and its High Pontiff aftering hearing of this decision "God exists. Now I clearly realize it." 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mady 3066 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Signing the Hussariya Cross over her chest, Annika Anastasija would send a silent prayer to Saint Julia, blessed to be a mother of beautiful human children. "His Holiness is fulfilling his job and Godani bless him for it." She murmured. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thatpyrodude 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2021 “I am glad the church was swift in their investigation.” Comments Farooq “They could not have done this quicker” 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattiii 1109 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Sir Otis de Rosius fixed his monocle and audible hummed "HuHhH?" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axelu 3691 Share Posted July 29, 2021 The Canonist Queen of Sutica, cousin to the Vicar of GOD himself, but prayed for the souls of the misguided. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fie 2521 Share Posted July 29, 2021 "Finally they show the public what happens to heathens such as Napier," declared Anne, almost spitting out the name she felt so much disgust for. "A most unnatural union - one that has produced half-breeds that still run about. They should excommunicate those vile creatures as well! An orc should stay an orc and a human should stay a human just as a dwarf should remain dwarven and elfs should remain elven." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franczhiz 4053 Share Posted July 30, 2021 The Scyfling man called Ivarr Shieldhand had managed to learn how to read after some years, bursting out of laughter while reading the news. "It seems that a heathen like me at least manages to keep my hands off of other races unlike those so called 'Holy Orenians'.. Hen sh-t. The man who decided to breed with a f-cking Orc probably had sh-t in his eye while choosing his betrothed. But I am not surprised, what a idiotic madr strodinn the man is, just like the other followers of this weak faith. You should just chop his nustsack off and let him live as a eunuch for all eternity instead of showing constant mercy. For f-cks sake." He laughed, throwing the paper into the fire. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Security_ 1075 Share Posted July 30, 2021 From deep within a cavernous hold, the ravenous cackle of a madman boomed and cracked against jagged stones. Throwing the missive into a monolithic pile of crumpled papers and scrolls, the pale figure clapped sporadically, “The orc fucker got what was coming to him!” 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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