The Almaris Bucketball Association

[flexMate 346]

wub dah zkah iz bazketbol' iht zauntz lyk ah weizt uhf tik

[Wyrvun 1808]

Ayred angerly makes turns to write a letter to the ABA demanding Fennic inclusion in such.

[SwampRump 171]

Arevthor Tathvir is disappointed to find out that Fenn wasn't invited to this.  He was once one of the greatest players of his youth, if only he could have the chance to prove himself once more.

[AstriaS 4988]

Mera Camian who was too much of a nerd to follow sports purchased a Varhelm Beserkers t-shirt, just so she would fit in with her friends, despite knowing nothing about basketball, any of the players, or anything else concerning the matter at hand.

 

Velsyni Indoren wonders which team will be the first to be subject to a doping scandal.

[Emery 958]

Wild post but.... Crusaders in 6!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dyl 2088]

ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE PROVIDENCE VIGILANTES, FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE ORENIAN BASKETBALL TEAM: 

 

@Cracker has announced this will be his last season as head coach of the Providence Vigilantes.

@Nectorist has rejoined the team.

@Chennster has been waived.

@GrizzlyWes signed to a contract

@Da_Emperors signed to a max contract

@Anore to Freeport ***** Pidgeons

@Dyl signed to a supermax 1 year deal. 

[Samson Option 9652]

 

"We are back, with my fellow Muslim brother Stephen Jackson, with another episode of All the Smoke. We are keeping an eye on this upcoming ABA tournament. Got a lot of hot teams and hopefully the mods refs to f*ck this one up. . .", Gaius Marius Matt Barnes announces.

[Vikenz 1162]

Leufroy ordered a nurse to tend to his torn ACL "That's outta pocket what they did to you." He said to Edmond "Should never have happened."

[Nectorist 12871]

36 minutes ago, Dyl said:

ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE PROVIDENCE VIGILANTES, FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE ORENIAN BASKETBALL TEAM: 

 

@Cracker has announced this will be his last season as head coach of the Providence Vigilantes.

@Nectorist has rejoined the team.

@Chennster has been waived.

@GrizzlyWes signed to a contract

@Da_Emperors signed to a max contract

@Anore to Freeport ***** Pidgeons

@Dyl signed to a supermax 1 year deal. 

Prince Adolf Gloriana imagines himself looking something like this when he's older

[Skraag 69]

Rakothûrz'Ram feels his heartrate skyrocket as he finishes reading the news. The nine foot Wargoth balled up the parchment and made a wild charge for the goal in the Gorkil Gym, dunking the paper wad through the rim and shattering the backboard in the process. "MIRDAUTAS KUR!!!" The frothing mad Ram had heard about players "breaking ankles" before, and he was eager to break a few himself.

[CharmingCavalier 2189]

3 hours ago, Gusano said:

Eirik Baruch notes the absence of the famed Ayrian team, the Valwyck Bears, and also wonders why the Karosgrad team is called the Ravens, instead of the Crows, the national animal of Haense.

A letter is sent from the ABA headquaters. "We are proud to welcome the Valwyck Bears into the Almaris Basketball Amateur Division (ABAD). We hope to see them perform with a high caliber. If you're lucky, you may be able to advance to the ABA."

 

3 hours ago, Lionbileti said:

Frowns at the missed opportunity of the San Luciano Suns.. 

 

A letter is sent from the ABA headquaters. "The Almaris Basketball Association is willing to compromise with the San Luciano Saints. Is this acceptable to the Principality?"

[Treshure 5818]

A far-off wizard slaps the rump of a wagon horse, sending a crate brimmed with gold to help fund the Du Loc Flames. "They shall pass the next round!" he said, winking into the camera.

 

Spoiler

I love this so much lmfao

 

[rathat 868]

Loud cheering could be heard from within the fields of Dunheim.

 

Within a rocking chair, an elderly Dwarven woman shed a singular tear, a smile forming on her grey face. “ets nay always ‘bout teh mina, Helio…” she spoke, turning to an old Frostbeard. 

 

“ets abou’ TEH MINERS, BABY, LOVE TEH MINERS- ALREIGHT BABY LETS GO GET AH SLAM DÜNK BABY LOVE TEH MINERS-“

[AnimeWolf0080 1509]

5 hours ago, tadabug2000 said:

Tianrui Fumi, Duizhu and Master of Arms of the Yong Ping Army had donned some basketball gear, hard-earned muscles from both practice and Smithing flexing as she'd dribble the ball, cracking a grin as she played a game with her dearest friend and Duhu of the Army, Kin. Matching bison tattoos gleaned on their arms, bantering back and forth as they played a fast-paced but good-natured game. @Hopesky123

Kin did his best to keep up with his short friend a grin on his face and some bruises on his body from a few hard passes from the small fire cracker. His athletic build back after years of not being able to work on it. It was clear didn't really know the first thing about the game but with borderline sister being able to whip him into shape he'd get the hang of it in no time

[SapphirePool 1360]

Assistant Coach Rosemary Gendik of the Talus Grove Druids would go to her godmothers house, knocking on the door. "It is time" is all she would say once Amelia Eleanora opened the door. As soon as such words were spoken, Amelia proceeded to utter "Hold my beer". She worked through the night, not even a wink of sleep drifting past her. Finally, at day break, it was done. But no, this was only half the battle. Now, Amelia would don the garment created through sweat and sleeplessness. She ventured, ventured far and wide, and even to the depths of the most dangerous places. There, she would produce these propaganda adverts:

 

https://imgur.com/a/hxOX7mn