Slorbin 1775 Share Posted January 23, 2022 For ages upon ages, ERP has haunted LOTC as an ever-present shadow, lurking and creeping at even the most unexpected of corners. But no more. I have devised a solution which can rid the server entirely of this quandary- simply de-canonize any form of sexual content. Children will now be delivered through CT storks and babies will be created through true love's first kiss. You're welcome. CREDIT TO @Kujofor helping me theorycraft the mechanics of this incredibly COMPLEX lore piece Credit to @space warlord organ traderfor helping me proofread this immensely long lore doc 25 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScreamingDingo 17121 Popular Post Share Posted January 23, 2022 but its canon that i did your mother 58 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qaz_The_Great 1189 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Based Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum 927 Share Posted January 23, 2022 *kisses u 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
warlord of filth 7723 Share Posted January 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, ScreamingDingo said: but its canon that i did your mother you know who ELSE did my mom? ... ... ... MY MOM! 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slorbin 1775 Author Share Posted January 23, 2022 27 minutes ago, ScreamingDingo said: but its canon that i did your mother NO NO NO NO 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adelemphii 963 Share Posted January 23, 2022 when a mummy stork and a daddy stork love each other very much, they make babies. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
flexMate 328 Share Posted January 23, 2022 nah man let us ERP in peace (its a joke dont ban me I dont erp hehehehe I dont.) 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeSmoothie 5057 Share Posted January 23, 2022 devastating @Mephiedantes 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unwillingly 11387 Share Posted January 23, 2022 remove FTB 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
christman 2329 Share Posted January 23, 2022 get rid of rp 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacho 1750 Share Posted January 23, 2022 20 minutes ago, ᴜɴᴡɪʟʟɪɴɢʟʏ said: remove FTB Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morigung-oog 2485 Share Posted January 23, 2022 I mean based but what if we just remove all genitalia from every race in lore. Combine this with Slorbin’s idea and the ERP menace shall finally be purged and we shall have our good (mostly) holy, god-fearing mineman community. Though instead of a kiss, that degenerates will easily find a way to corrupt, we remove mouths and orifices from every race and instead have babies delivered upon a good, solid handshake. Huzzah! Checkmate, romance rpers and degens. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slorbin 1775 Author Share Posted January 23, 2022 22 minutes ago, Moribundity said: I mean based but what if we just remove all genitalia from every race in lore. Combine this with Slorbin’s idea and the ERP menace shall finally be purged and we shall have our good (mostly) holy, god-fearing mineman community. Though instead of a kiss, that degenerates will easily find a way to corrupt, we remove mouths and orifices from every race and instead have babies delivered upon a good, solid handshake. Huzzah! Checkmate, romance rpers and degens. i was going to say 'remove genitalia' directly, but i was afraid the word genitalia would get me banned 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnBaed 9015 Share Posted January 23, 2022 get rid of /bird rp- oh wait, this isn't the right thread 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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