TO CUT THE HEAD OFF A SNAKE

[Masouri 2258]

TO CUT THE HEAD OFF A SNAKE

19th of the Grand Harvest, 221 SA

 

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A plague of heresy has infested the halls of Urguan since the absence of the Legion and their policing presence in Urguan. The Rhun Cultists have assimilated themselves into Urguan, secretly undermining our very religion and Grand Kingdom at every turn. I have taken upon myself to cleanse the Kingdom of these extremists causing chaos in our beloved Kingdom with the proper backing by the Kirkja Dverga. Their crimes are listed below for all to see and those who help, associate, or participate in the Rhun cult will be put under investigation and tried.

 

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THEIR CRIMES AGAINST THE PEOPLE OF URGUAN

To be a part of the High Courts, one must follow the Brathmordakin as according to da Kirkja Dverga.

 

I. The Rhun Cult teaches falsehood, in that the Rhun Prophet is the only Dwed capable of speaking for the Rhun. This violates articles 1.1, 1.2.

 

FOR, No other office or institution may punish anyone for a crime against the Brathmordakin unless a clergy writing explicitly says otherwise. The Rhun Cult imprisoned Ursus Grandaxe without permission or authority of da Kirkja Dverga.
 

II. Treason

 

FOR, The attempted assassination of Bakir Ireheart & Dravil Ireheart.
 

III. Vandalism 

 

FOR, The vandalism of Hefrumm, by destroying statues and placing crude signs around it.

FOR, The sacrilege of Paragon Bjor.
 

IV. Disrespect of Holy Relics 

 

FOR, The pouring of a tanglefoot potion upon the Paragon Bjor
 

V. Impersonation of a Public Official

 

FOR, The Rhun Cult falsely acts with authority, such as in the case of illegally imprisoning Ursus Grandaxe
 

VI. Vigilantism & Kidnapping 

 

FOR, Putting Ursus Grandaxe under House Arrest
 

VII. Insubordination

 

FOR, Describing the High Prophet as a heretic and kin-slayer when proven false by the High Courts.
 

VIII. Conspiracy 

 

FOR, Conspiracy to dismantle the Clergy and the Workforce to reduce the Grand Kingdom of Urguan’s rightful rule over Dwarfdom. This was done when both institutions were dissolved before the exodus to Khron’Hundmar.

FOR, Upon their return to the Kingdom, their desire to usurp the clergy.
 

IX. Tax Evasion 

 

FOR, Failing to continually pay the full amount of your tax liability on time.

 

THEREFORE, THE FOLLOWING ARE UNDER ARREST BY ORDER OF THE GRAND MARSHAL:

 

Norli Starbreaker

Durin Hammerforge

Thromdrick Irongut

Thalgrim Goldhand

Rylanor Goldhand

Damona Goldhand

Dor’Nal Hammerfist

 

…AND ANY OTHERS RHUN CULTISTS.

 

 

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SIGNED,

Durorn Ireheart, Grand Marshal of the Legion, 

Grand Champion of Urguan, Elder of Clan Ireheart

 

Agnar Grandaxe, Grand King of Urguan,

Clan Father of Grandaxe, Defender of Kal’Ordholm,

Master of Punji-Sticks, Protector of the Dwarves

 

Garedyn The Green, 

Grand Steward of Urguan, High Chief of Hefrumm, 

Chief of the Mossborn, High Prophet of da Kirkja Dverga.

 

[Elite Snipes 3542]

Bakir Ireheart smiles "Fuckin finally, about time to drain the swamp."

[UnusualBrit 2099]

Thalgrim breathes a sigh of relief, safe in exile.

[Mickaelhz 3835]

Utak Ireheart raises a mug to the initiative shown by the young King of what should've been. 

"To build a home fo' all t'a sons o' Urguan. To abandon et es tuuh abandon yehr ancestors.

From the rubble of the war of the beards tuuh da glorious 'alls et es tuuhday.

Every drop o' sweat, every bead o' blood. Let our efforts nae be disrespected."

[Badgermordakin 607]

Thromdrick Irongut stews angrily from his newfound cell, pacing back and forth as he shouts out from below "Those BASTARDS! They dinnae respect teh roight o' law! They deign tae accuse us of these crimes! With nae proof! Ah'll see their 'eads one day! This beh ah vereh affront tae law ahnd ordeh tae teh kingdom ahnd dwedmar! Dungrimm will judge yeh all as fools who seek teh destruction o' our Great Kingdom!"

[Terry 1875]

"An' yet, all teh same, Ursus admitted to consorting wit' our enemies. Shameful. Utterly shameful. Half t'ese bloodeh charges won't even stick." Ulfric would say with disgust, before moving on to this home, withdrawing for the day to write some letters.

[_Grey_W0lf_ 625]

"EF A' WOS EMPRISONED WET'OOT REASON, W'Y AM A' EMPRISONED NOW?!" A furious Ursus roared from his cage

[mateolog 1552]

The Prophet of Belka Asketil Blackroot would pass by each jailcell giving the prisoners prayers asking Belka to be merciful and asking those that have conspired against Yemekar's Balance weakening the dwarves in the face of Khorvad to repent for their crimes so that Belka could grant them mercy.

[Lirinya 2833]

15 minutes ago, Terry said:

"An' yet, all teh same, Ursus admitted to consorting wit' our enemies. Shameful. Utterly shameful. Half t'ese bloodeh charges won't even stick." Ulfric would say with disgust, before moving on to this home, withdrawing for the day to write some letters.

"Et es almos' as though they do nae care, as lon' as they ge' th' upper 'and en religion," commented Ealisaid as she joined Ulfric at home. Many less than friendly comments followed about who knows what.

[Reckless Banzai Screamer 12174]

A certain Oyashiman Tech Yakuza boss with a vested interest in Dwarven economics watches from afar, sipping his green tea as his own realm was on fire.

 

"This is okay too," he assures his grandsons. 

[Cpt_Noobman 1413]

"Reverse this decision, or I will cease all architectural development for future cities." states Barundin Goldhand

[meowmaxer 519]

"O' fer feck's sake. . ." Muttered a seafaring Irongrinder as he read the missive, a sigh being exhaled from the beared maw of Dumac as he went back to sailing the high seas.

[Xergarok 346]

"Shut yer mouth yeh fetid dog!" Dwonki the Dwedki shouted to the walls as he tore up the paper, aggressively chewing on it as he threw a temper tantrum. 

[AfroJoeTheOlogBro 1093]

As visions and omens were made clear, so too did the flaming head of Adversity rear its forked tongue to decry them, and so the machine lord sat, in waiting.....

[Stripez-Purple 50]

Zurghamli would hear of nearly his whole clan being under arrest, He'd shake his head "EH... Nea Longah moi Problem..." He'd simply say as he'd continue to prepare for his journey ahead.

 

 

 

 

Edited April 3, 2023 by Stripez-Purple