creamynoteblock 2624 Share Posted May 7 A DEEP, RUINOUS SKULKING WENT UNDERWAY WITHIN THE MOST PROTECTED DEPTHS OF TOR'PRAETH. TWO BROTHERS, GHELEZAS AND VAHLOK, LABORED AWAY AT A SHEET OF PAPYRUS, THEIR PENS LIT AFLAME. A GERIATRIC PALADIN HAD PROMPTED SUCH AN EVENT, HIS ACTIONS REMINISCIENT OF A BYGONE ERA: AN ERA WHERE PALADINS COULD DISS AZDRAZI WITH NO RESISTANCE. "NO LONGER," BROTHER GHELEZAS DECLARED, "NO LONGER WILL THIS WRINKLY MOTHERFUCKER DISS ME." Spoiler LYRICS: How is your ass gonna try and diss When you can’t even log on and give me a ******* kiss Seeing a paladin online might be a fuckin’ myth **** around, eat a burger, that shit taste like piss We gave you 3 months to cook some shit But most of your members can’t even take a ******* hit Ran up on your boys and I hit 'em with my switch Not like it matters to you *******, you ain’t gonna do shit Went to the Zu, they were more active than you Swung by your keep and all I could smell was fuckin’ doodoo Took out my sword, that shit dracanium, finna run you through Threw a potion at ‘em, kill ‘em dead, turn ‘em into goo Shoutout JerryTheNoob, please put on some cologne Yo Rufus the dog, leave Foog the **** alone Sordran just a *****, won't be there, gotta use the phone Second gate, shit don’t matter, hit you in your home How much lightstone you got, heard you need some Wait, voting is your only source of income? They ain’t chase the bag like us, they real broke, they real fuckin’ dumb Put out the barrel, get no donos, they feelin’ fuckin’ glum Keeper or sleeper, difference from either? When I see them around, call me the grim reaper Pull up on your keep, take your *****, gonna sleep her **** around, smoke a pack, smokin’ on yo fuckin’ Keeper Amathine really wanna rally with the Xannites That’s okay, me and my homie Kaito are hella tight Spoke with Xan, he real pissed, he say you don’t act right That’s why me and yo ***** are at my place, fuckin’ all night 28 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pallodium 643 Share Posted May 7 the lotc rap deeplore expands. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEEGK 1327 Share Posted May 7 amen trapgodtrips 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaiderBlue 653 Share Posted May 7 better than the sean_vevo one i think 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werew0lf 12522 Share Posted May 7 this is ass it doesn’t even warrant a xan meme 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoopy_Duck 1531 Share Posted May 7 this is like a kidz bop disstrack 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greehn 1926 Share Posted May 7 1 minute ago, Spoopy_Duck said: this is like a kidz bop disstrack where do you think i was getting my lyrics from 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnBaed 9180 Share Posted May 7 every few years, lotcers start making mix tapes 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgrt 761 Share Posted May 7 absolute bop. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean_VEVO 1382 Share Posted May 7 @paladins they said yall shit smell like dudu; wtf u gon do bout this??? 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wowj 2910 Share Posted May 7 23 minutes ago, creamynoteblock said: How much lightstone you got, heard you need some LIGHTSTONES MENTION? 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rigorous 1780 Share Posted May 7 Rufus the Magical Dog prepares to torture Hacket Hemoss in response to his scathing setback on mic. "Sure I can't hurt you," he barked angrily. "But that won't stop me from hurting him." The Magical Dog emerges from a vortex of swirling ether in the Zhu, prepared to unleash the full brunt of his cruelty upon the mortal world.It's so over Azdrobros. 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kindEmperor 1161 Share Posted May 8 Azli continued to vibe to draconic fire, the bars were a warming embrace too him. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeawithFrisket 2700 Share Posted May 8 2 hours ago, Spoopy_Duck said: this is like a kidz bop disstrack WILD Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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