✧・゚: *The Wizard Den *:・゚✧
A family company!
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Looking for the right reagents to party, unwind, or enhance your magic? Look no further for you’re at the Wizard Den, home of the finest Magical Aides.
All our illicit, but certainly legal, substances are:
✧ Hookah Compatible (Except Wizard’s Powder)
✧ Certified Organic
✧ Hand crafted by reliable Wizards
✧ Not allowed in Renatus
✧ Varying in price depending on location
Inventory
✧ Cactus Green – Classic
The Staple for all Orc Raves and other racial shindigs, great for having long conversations about interesting and outlandish topics.
✧ Blueberry Cactus
Love Blue, love berries? Blueberry cactus is your answer, now with extra blue, berries, and both combined! Hit hard and hit often, you’ll find yourself having an amoozing time. (That’s an inside joke for anyone whose taken a puff of this stuff, FYI.)
✧ Eternal Leaf
Certified as an alternative medicine, Eternal Leaf can cure every possible health problem except dismemberment. Great for after battles if you’re itching from a toke with your blood stained hands... You murderer.
✧ Ice Kiss
Great for cooling off after a long night of extreme exertion, we don’t judge! It’s got a minty after taste you just can’t beat, and it cools your breath to boot! Just don’t mind the flying snow men resembling Iblees itself, they’re definitely normal and you’re not crazy... I see them too!
✧ Box of Crayons
I don’t know what’s in these, but they sure are edible and are guaranteed to give you a good time! Now with extra grain and edible wrapper, just as one might think each individual colour tastes just like an organic but artificial fruit flavour.
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✧ Wizard’s Powder™ – Premium
Don’t have a Hookah around? No worries, just get a handful of Wizard’s Powder and take a deep breath. Made and invented by the Dimpledorc’s, this family recipe is a close guarded secret that’s guaranteed to cure any ailment, solve any problem, and help you achieve your wildest dreams. Warning, do not consult your doctor before use! Extra willpower must be applied for the best results. ((It’s cocaine))
Locations
✧ Sutica, right by the gate!
✧ The Inn on the Crossroads, upstairs in the lounges if you’re looking to smoke while you buy!
✧ The Wizard Den (Between Adria & Lueven), lounge & personal service.