AllenTheGreat

No. Enslave doesn't translate into eating humans, Wilson.

B-But,

In the book Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer, the vampires enslaved people to eat them!

So OF COURSE it translates to eating!

>:O

How come all of da VATs are creepy

I want please.

If you still have any, which I doubt you do now.

i sent them to the two first (charo and ura)

Glad you are still kicking Allen. Keep up the good work.

Jexdane, what? Have you ever heard of the Undead, VAT or Necromancy?

You were my first roadside bandit and the first person I ever location meta-gamed in battle.

no. please no.

Can't see VA's returning, as any dedicated yet bad villainous RP'er could get them.

Please.

Ouity, again, who says you is accepted Mori? As for the choice, HALFLING!

We need less crazies! RP as a fluffy bunny? Bjorkster RPs as a pig....no reason why you couldnt do similar? :S

Make some fun RP. Be a halfling and do it better than I did. I just acted like a high elf when I was supposed to be pudgy and farming. Do a halfling and do it right!

What does that have to do with cheese?

Mac n Cheese? or big mac????

I was going to guess a redneck :O

o.o

o.o

High five with a chair? Challenge accepted.

My grandparents had wallpaper like that.

^^^

^^^

Congratulations to them!

That's cool, I'll just cry over here.

GEO4VAT

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me this is a joke

Hospital robes allow for good air circulation in the land down under. I approve.

People can tell what a joke is.

*rolls eyes

I lUV gramma, itzz lik ma besht thang un scuuul

Your, good at this yes? I'll need alot of all bagels.

Deny anybody with a single mistake in their VA.

or they have and they never reported it ;p

I found one in Aegis Allen. Not even kidding. I even checked on the map, it's still there. I think it's near or above Alras. Correct me if I'm wrong! :P

What's on the sign? Any secret message for us? :D

A little over 3 years here, joined July 29th, 2011

nien days older

May 2011 here.

I hope he isn't

((Fine Print: The fact stated in this status has a 0.01% chance of actually happening at this moment.))

*gets popcorn*

*Claps that you denied my old apps :D*

*LOL's at the comment above*

*Slaps the above persons face with a smelly,sweaty fish*

BTW it's 5 now.

Indeed, Seventis even just declared war.

Solace should be a big prison facility

Allen.. As a member of the VAT... I would think that you would kill for the RP.. not for the items. Why force the player to kill themselves via game mechanics when he/she can just walk away and just RP that he/she was killed?... If the person doesn't to lose their stuff... that is their fault... I don't think we shouldd force them to give it to you.

I think there's a certain satisfaction in seeing a player's items explode into many different directions. But that's just me.

I killed for roleplay, and did not get one item out of it. Nor did I force them to kill themselves. I just do not believe it is appropriate for a person to emote '*is limp, as the monks carry him away.'

Then walk to the nearest town. I believe players should die through game mechanics because that's how this server (on a Game) is designed. If you do not, then there's no cloud temple, no consequence of death, and is unrealistic.

Minor Vas are evil

It's not like it's that hard to get a VA accepted anyway.

How embarassing :P

What about 2102?

Oh yeah...well either way, its most likely the last triple date we'll ever see in our lifetimes :(

You don't know that, Raptor. Medical science is taking insane leaps and bounds. Human beings may very well live past one hundred.

Look at today's oldest people. We've got people 115 years old on our current medical point... Think of what wonders humanity shall find within the next hundred years.

Pleasure eating with you, we'll do it again sometime.

No, This an actual, half-human, half-pig, pigman. (Or so the Oinky armour wearing pig said).

wasn't he my ring bearer? I thought he had already been eaten

I wasn't... 3:

How dis you manage to do that...?

right when ur born

Not tru.... *is banned be-

fore he can finish the sentence.

Potato.

Lies.

You sir, have managed to impress me.

<--didn't know.

I learn something new every day.

Eh, so, yeah. D:

Hahah D:

I thought you could only put it up to 99?

First world problem, at its finest.

^^

* looks behind her to the shimmering mountain of angelic chocolate* Would Allenb like some?