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Status Updates posted by Alan

  1. My status was deleted by the fun police :

  2. Quick revision to the rules; Intercourse with a character younger than 18 is not allowed by any means.

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    2. Heff

      Heff

      what samoblivion is trying to say si that the halflings have a secret brothel 4 everyone to get it on with all of our hookers

    3. Aedan The Bard

      Aedan The Bard

      I'd appreciate a rule regarding demons and villains that are younger than 18. It's just retarded.

    4. DrakeHaze.

      DrakeHaze.

      Should also make a rule stating you can't have intercourse with Demons or Event Characters.

  3. Sorry, I is a derp :(

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    2. Neutonic

      Neutonic

      Its okay we are only human :D

    3. The Zealot (Sir_Wyvernos)

      The Zealot (Sir_Wyvernos)

      Actually he is an elf so I guess we can still kill him.

    4. Ancora (pandalex12)

      Ancora (pandalex12)

      How does one make this mistake anyways?

  4. As Rhia said, expect something major in regards to lore to return to the server! Some of you veterans will likely weep with joy upon hearing the news :)

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    2. Austin

      Austin

      wats th undead? i herd they all powergamed and no-rp kill3d l0l0l0l0l n00bs

    3. Gwonam_Blaze
    4. Dr. Ducky-D

      Dr. Ducky-D

      #BringbackdaSala1442

  5. Guys, I've deduced the best plan of attack for solving all of our server's problems. First, we ban ALL combat. Then, we kill off all races except for halflings because they're legit. Lastly, we rerelease the Nether so the halfling empire can expand even into hell where we will farm and have tea with Ghasts.

  6. Fill in the blank with a word of your choosing :) - "The internet, where girls are guys and guys are ____ "

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    2. Pinsir99
    3. Z3r05t4r

      Z3r05t4r

      still human beings with their flaws. Applies to everyone here (not excluding me).

    4. Dolly
  7. NED STARK DIES IN GAME OF THRONES

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    2. Mining

      Mining

      Sean bean dies, sean beans wife dies, sean beans family dog dies, sean beans son dies, sean beans daughter in law dies, sean beans nephew in law dies. Everyone remotely related to sean bean dies

    3. lukejes

      lukejes

      Hodor doesn't die...

    4. Kardel

      Kardel

      I did not see that coming!!!!!!!!11111111111one

  8. For anyone interested, since May 1st we have received a total of $1,440 in donations from 33 individual donations, averaging $43.79 per donation. Thank you everyone :)

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    2. xenenxnennxnx
    3. gam

      gam

      Just out of curiosity, what are a couple of things that donations are used for?

    4. Dyrr

      Dyrr

      ur welcome 4 my $100 donation

  9. After watching both today, and I know I'll probably receive a lot of hate for this, but.... Wreck-It Ralph > Frozen. Boom, said it.

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    2. Aislin

      Aislin

      shut up you're stupid.

      aislin

      thank you

    3. Jahrmann
    4. Guest

      Guest

      frozen was so good, tho.

  10. Theoretical question for you guys: If LotC were to go a single day without complaining about anything, would the world explode? I'm starting to believe that it would.

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    2. DrakeHaze.

      DrakeHaze.

      Alan make me GM and I can make this happen.

    3. Alan

      Alan

      Not at all Gunner, it wasn't aimed at anyone specifically! A staff member showed me a screenshot of the status updates exploding with complaints over something, so I thought I'd take a stab at easing the tension with a joke. In hindsight it was in poor taste, but nobody's perfect I guess :P

    4. Gunner

      Gunner

      Ah, I see. I got worried for a second, haha.

  11. Yesterday, this is how I proposed a new system for Donor's Distinction to the GMs :) http://i.imgur.com/lmMaa69.png

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    2. Lym

      Lym

      Lord of the Hobo featuring GMs.

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Bad GMs. Time for the medication.

    4. Gemmylou

      Gemmylou

      I AM NOT SPANISH HOW MANY TIMES.

  12. Got ye ol' Avatar changed in preparation for Valentine's day! Any guesses for whom my avatar is looking so fondly at? :)

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    2. Samler

      Samler

      Clearly it's Lago.

    3. Dr. Ducky-D

      Dr. Ducky-D

      Momma Rhia... we all know it.

    4. Varstivus

      Varstivus

      The Fact Core. He is handsome and that is a fact.

  13. Druids are getting a little hectic lately. We started an RP tension between us and the mages... some sweet RP will be just around the corner ;)

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    2. KarmaDelta

      KarmaDelta

      ^^

      First thing i saw was that you jumped to your death XD

    3. Dante

      Dante

      I don't know what your talking about. What do you mean?

    4. Alan

      Alan

      I jumped to my death. AKA Darrian is no longer a character in game.

  14. Suggestions for what to do with the GM applications left over from the creation of the SM Apps forum and the removal of the GM Apps forum? Leave them or archive?

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    2. cruzazul

      cruzazul

      Yeah I'd say just archive them. It'll clean up the apps and those who are interested in the role can simply create a SM app.

    3. Aislin

      Aislin

      Let's accept all the GM apps and see what happens.

    4. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      ^ I want to see how bad it gets

  15. One of the only wiki pages that ANYONE can edit :D --- http://www.lordofthecraft.net/wiki/wikka.php?wakka=Alan

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    2. Wobbajack

      Wobbajack

      Done, and done.

    3. Alan

      Alan

      Swifty, on the thread where I accepted you I said "PM me for details", and you have yet to do so with a quote of my acceptance message.

    4. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

      Malzar(Mythmaster26)

      Asian people love golf!

  16. Wings are no longer allowed in RP. They've been abused, and the reasoning have been added to the lore regulations. http://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/101744-the-newer-lore-regulations/

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    2. Cyndikate

      Cyndikate

      That's not fair. Some characters were created with wings on them. They can't just take them off. How exactly are they being abused?

    3. Pinsir99

      Pinsir99

      Give me a reason how they were abused please.

    4. Demotheus

      Demotheus

      Reason: "It be annoyin da all mihety staff machine" I may be paraphrasing lol

  17. Hmm... PS4 or XBox One? ...... or PC? Ya, sticking with PC :)

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    2. Anawkin

      Anawkin

      Ps4 or go home.

    3. Avacyn

      Avacyn

      It's funny because you weren't even going to pick one from the beginning xxXXDDDd

    4. Dizzy771

      Dizzy771

      I see your problem there Heero..... you're playing LoL

  18. Since the beginning of the month one week ago, LotC has already received $750 in donations. This is already far more than the average and expected amount in donations for the entire month! Thanks for all the generosity (or interest in new perks :3), guys!

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    2. Lanader - Richard Tarus

      Lanader - Richard Tarus

      i think u removed me from skype :(

    3. Alan

      Alan

      I have yet to ever remove a contact from Skype, Lanader. Sure you didn't remove me? :P

    4. Agith

      Agith

      I've never been your skype friend ;-; ...I see how it is.

  19. If you’re in Australia and you have eggs over easy, are the eggs under easy because everything is upside down?

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    2. Alan

      Alan

      This IS Admin work!

    3. danic

      danic

      get it together alan they don't have eggs in australian

    4. Sambosefus

      Sambosefus

      I'm pretty sure there are eggs in some Australians, Danic. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  20. I'm just glad that all of this stole the attention from the Nation Mines... maybe I'll give the Elves diamonds or something, no one will know! :D

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    2. mmat
    3. MonkeyCoffee
    4. Ned Lud

      Ned Lud

      Maybe the threat to the north will run across the clay mine and the great evil will be purified with a love for arts and crafts.

  21. It only took us like 50 years to do, but the Hall of Heroes has finally been filled! VIPs 200 and up may find themselves in the Hall in the spawn area! :)

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    2. Song Druid

      Song Druid

      Stop nitpicking at tiny details. Really?

    3. Lago

      Lago

      HALL OF DONATORZ

    4. Heff

      Heff

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

  22. We all live in a purple submarine...

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    2. EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag

      YOU all may live in a Purple Submarine, But I LIVE in a Black top hat..

    3. danic

      danic

      I live within myself and myself within me.

    4. Dyn

      Dyn

      I'm gonna just go now. Kthxbai

  23. I still fail to understand why everyone always has to yell and fight on the forums and be so rude, when it's so much easier and simpler to take the mature route and act like an adult. :/

  24. LOTC Trivia Question of Alan's Day: Who does the LOTC Trivia Question of the Day? No, the answer is not Ke$ha.

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