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  1. "Fook off and jus' die alreadeh, yeh bloodeh anvil-thieves. Yer sorry excuse for a state and its degenerate citizenry gambled with tha big boys and once again lost. This toime fer good Oi hope." Balek exclaims upon reading this drivel.
  2. "I see, dis is 'ow da Frostbeards repay those whom granted them amnesteh, and pardoned their 'einous crimes. Oh the irony! I shant stay around for the fourth Frostbeard rebellion, to see moi kin innocently slaughtered before me once again. To all yeh apologists out there: reap what yeh sow, and own it."
  3. “Madness! It took our people eh ‘undred bloody years to rid ourselves ov this filth, and now we wish them back into the fold? Treachereh runs deep in their veins, and no amount of piteh or forgiveness will wash it away. What will it take fer yeh dolts tae’ understand? Another, fourth rebellion? Another massacre ov friends and loved ones? There can be nay forgiveness for tha spawn ov Khorvad. Just as tha Ironborn ov old, they mus’ be culled and never again allowed to walk our ‘alls again.”
  4. Man, I wish you all the best. We've had some good times, and I can definitely understand your decision to leave the server (can't say I've not considered the same, though I guess the nostalgia and other players keep me around). Good luck out there, and hit me up on discord if you feel like catching up sometime!
  5. "Da 'igh elves 'ave always been an amusing bunch. So many words, yet so little tu show fer it", Balek Irongut mutters upon reading such nonsense.
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  7. What the hell, is there a wool pit now? This system is big stupid. Are we getting gem/iron blocks as well soon? Why not, since the economy is already as fucked as ever. Nice map though
  8. “Todeh we ‘ave reclaimed our birthright, and eh celebration is in ordah! Woe to tha Usurpers, may their broken spirits ne’er reach Khaz’a’Dentrumm. NARVAK OZ URGUAN!”
  9. 6c3fe6000f207ec69a53d3e057bab70c.jpg

    Irongutia incoming

    1. JokerLow


      ngl, its looks nice

  10. Hobolympic

    DNN #10

    “Tradition is sacred, n’ should nae’ simpleh be discarded over eh simple ‘vote’. T’at name is our shared ‘istoreh, n’ it be eh shame t’at da newer generation cannae’ see this.”
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    DNN #10

    Balek Irongut appreciates the free PR for his excellent stall in the Capital of Agnarum.
  12. “Finally. Frostbeards have become the new Ironborn.”
  13. “The final death rattle of a usurper kingdom.”
  14. Yeah exactly, that was the point. People might think the bright contrast makes the hair look tacked on and weird (and definitely unnatural), hence the trouble their giving you, not necessarily just about the lore behind it (which also is a valid point imo, snelves don’t have blue hair, and doomforged are a different subrace entirely, not just a simple variation).
  15. (x) Doubt In any case doesn’t change the fact that it looks hella wonky and out of place.
  16. Who cares whether it makes sense from a lore perspective, y’all can literally just dye it if it’s not allowed to be a thing. My guess is people don’t rly care about the lore behind it, but simply the fact that the blue/white hair looks wonky as hell Until anime dwarves are an actual thing (and ho boi let’s pray that never happens), I suggest toning down on the unnatural-neon-stuff, and maybe use a shade of white instead.
  17. Balek trudges through the rubble of Kal’Tarak, as the legions of man chant through the blood-soaked streets. The fight had been swift and merciless; victory assured through sheer numbers and keen tactics on part of the Empire, yet the battle that took place in this cold night – it did not feel like his own. He had set out alongside some of his likeminded dwedmar friends, to right the grudge written o so long ago – to avenge and bring honour to those wrongfully slain senators of the old kingdom - and now that the debt had been paid in blood, the aging dwarf felt naught but emptiness in his heart. Surely, this course of action was the will of the Gods? To heed ancient tradition; the rules ordained by Urguan himself? “Perhaps not?”, murmured Balek as he knelt next to a dead beardling, hopelessly clutching the pike stuck in his gut with his dead yet still warm hands; the spark of life having left him only recently. The pale, immovable faces of the fallen around him, of once-considered kin, they would not stop staring at him. Why could he not relish this victory? The dwarf takes a slow, deep breath, before wrinkling his nose as he turns away from the fallen. He had returned to settle old scores, and now he would disappear into the night once again. Standing up, he begins to make his way out of the city. “Only the Gods shall judge me now.”
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    War traitors

    Balek wonders how the dead defenders had somehow recognized him through his visored helmet. “Sounds loike witchcraft tu meh!”
  19. “Good to see the Bastard Kingdom finally stricken from this world, and the old grudge settled. It is as Urguan ordained; a grudge written in blood, shall inevitably be paid in blood. The victims of the heinous senate massacre smile down upon us this day from the halls of Khaz’a’Dentrumm, as will the Gods for us few whom remained true to our traditions. Our gratitude, to the venerable Empire of Man, for seeing justice fulfilled, and allowing us this cherished moment. Now, the healing of old and broken relations can finally commence. No longer are we barred from uniting as one people, as the sun casts its rays upon fluttering gray and orange banners once more. Narvak oz Urguan”
  20. Add Hobolympic#9158, for Holm borders
  21. Balek is nudged by Dwain. He promptly sends a reply: "I'll take it. -Balek Irongut" ((Discord: Hobolympic#9158))
  22. Find out next time, on Holm Invasion

    1. Heero


      Nice play on words. I like it 

  23. Why is the Krug's strength thread locked? I wanna brag and accuse them of dark magics lol

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    2. Hobolympic


      Wow, I like how not a single holm reply was added ouf xD

    3. Pond
    4. Hobolympic


      i mean we should be the salty ones

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